Yung Nick
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 12, 2024 17:27:02 GMT -5
Thinking about how fucking lame it is to take a selfie of yourself reading. That's gotta be the most hard-rocking shit I've ever imagined someone doing. What if it's train maps? Then I hope they like IHOP. Because I'm getting them pancakes and we're having sex.
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jul 12, 2024 17:28:04 GMT -5
Terrible advice. The love life thread is back on track.
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Jul 12, 2024 17:28:07 GMT -5
Gunna borrow a rolex and a first edition of love in the time of cholera with a clearly visible framed picture of a dog beside me while standing in a doorway so everyone sees how tall I am. Bitches are done for Hey, I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I'm certainly not the dumbest. I mean, I've read books like The Unbearable Lightness of Being and Love in the Time of Cholera, and I think I've understood them. They're about girls, right? Just kidding. But I have to say my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography Cash, by Johnny Cash.
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Jul 12, 2024 17:30:25 GMT -5
It's not my business but I find it fascinating how much advice given among men revolves around trying to deceptively pursue "normie" women with the pretense of interests they fundamentally don't respect. Like the advice is never about learning to mitigate the fear of rejection it's about how to change your personality so you're less likely to receive a no from women you perceive as easier to get a yes from in the first place. Every piece of dating advice I've ever gotten from (male) friends has been in this vein, which is why after a few very fumbling attempts, I basically stopped listening to them. This line of reasoning doesn't make much sense.
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 12, 2024 17:31:39 GMT -5
For example if I was single and on the apps I would post a picture of me reading Fire And Blood. This would open the door in asking me if I am watching House of The Dragon on HBO (a super popular show mind you) I have a picture of me reading The Shining. So the ladies know I'm good with kids and love secluded mountain retreats.
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Jul 12, 2024 17:32:42 GMT -5
The first time I brought my girl around da fellas for a ballgame everyone was like βwow you act the same way around your girl as you do when youβre not around your girlβ and I was like β¦. Yeah? And weβve been together for about 8 years now π€
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jul 12, 2024 17:33:39 GMT -5
Gunna borrow a rolex and a first edition of love in the time of cholera with a clearly visible framed picture of a dog beside me while standing in a doorway so everyone sees how tall I am. Bitches are done for You have to borrow one?
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Permβd by God
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Post by Permβd by God on Jul 12, 2024 17:33:46 GMT -5
chalie do not say anything weird about nastyy's friend who is a woman he has dated for eight years
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Jul 12, 2024 17:34:42 GMT -5
I don't understand why chalie is so desperate to pork a broad, wife her up, and dump a baby in her when he makes the entire process sound absolutely miserable and devoid of any eroticism or enjoyment whatsoever. 'Cause ain't that America for you and me? Ain't that Americaβsomething to see? Ain't that America, home of the free? floorpunchchalie for you and me, yeah! Seriously, it's a vision of relationships informed primarily by Married... with Children reruns.
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Jul 12, 2024 17:40:27 GMT -5
Gunna borrow a rolex and a first edition of love in the time of cholera with a clearly visible framed picture of a dog beside me while standing in a doorway so everyone sees how tall I am. Bitches are done for You have to borrow one? im guessing youβre referring to the book and not the watch?
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jul 12, 2024 17:40:52 GMT -5
Seriously, it's a vision of relationships informed primarily by Married... with Children reruns. You know Marcy had that XL strap
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Post by Osama Vinladen JimΓ©nez LΓ³pez on Jul 12, 2024 17:42:18 GMT -5
How did you pull your current gf Chalz? I am curious on some backstory. Stranger Things, we started talking about theories and then discovered we have lots in common. hahahahaha no fuckin way man come on
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Frank Rizzo
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Post by Frank Rizzo on Jul 12, 2024 17:42:28 GMT -5
Just make your main picture you with 7-Eleven rollers in one hand and a Costco dog in the other.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Jul 12, 2024 17:42:46 GMT -5
Gunna borrow a rolex and a first edition of love in the time of cholera with a clearly visible framed picture of a dog beside me while standing in a doorway so everyone sees how tall I am. Bitches are done for You have to borrow one? Possessing material objects to display wealth status isn't really my bag. Someone's always going have nicer shit that you. I'd rather blow 20k $500 dollar bottles of wine at a time and losing at baccarat
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Jul 12, 2024 17:42:54 GMT -5
The Heaven And Earth Grocery Store by James McBride Buy this book from barnes and noble, have a friend take a photo of you reading it on the beach, and youβre good to go!! you are SUCH a creep
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andross
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Post by andross on Jul 12, 2024 17:45:00 GMT -5
Real answer: well stocked refrigerator
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fuzzyslippers
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Post by fuzzyslippers on Jul 12, 2024 17:45:14 GMT -5
Again guys you can make fun of me all you want I was just trying to create a way for you to strike up conversation with someone on an app. Since youβve read the book, thatβs a normal thing to bring up! Itβs normal to talk about common interests! People are dunking on you because youβre choosing to frame it in the absolute weirdest way possible
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Jul 12, 2024 17:45:48 GMT -5
Real answer: well stocked refrigerator
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jul 12, 2024 17:47:32 GMT -5
I learned more from MrChiCity than I ever did in school
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 12, 2024 17:48:03 GMT -5
Again guys you can make fun of me all you want I was just trying to create a way for you to strike up conversation with someone on an app. Since youβve read the book! Itβs normal to talk about common interests! People are dunking on you because youβre choosing to frame it in the absolute weirdest way possible Iβm a weird guy so suck me beautiful
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fuzzyslippers
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Post by fuzzyslippers on Jul 12, 2024 17:48:40 GMT -5
MrChalzCity
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Jul 12, 2024 17:49:27 GMT -5
i say "fella made a pizza" every time i make a pizza
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jul 12, 2024 17:51:01 GMT -5
Possessing material objects to display wealth status isn't really my bag. Someone's always going have nicer shit that you. I'd rather blow 20k $500 dollar bottles of wine at a time and losing at baccarat It could be your girl who does both. I mean aside from gambling because that's a trash bag habit
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 12, 2024 17:52:12 GMT -5
Stranger Things, we started talking about theories and then discovered we have lots in common. hahahahaha no fuckin way man come on Still find it hilarious that they had *the* stranger things event in this building
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 12, 2024 17:52:20 GMT -5
The Heaven And Earth Grocery Store by James McBride Buy this book from barnes and noble, have a friend take a photo of you reading it on the beach, and youβre good to go!! you are SUCH a creep Iβm a weeirdddddooooo What the hell am i doing here I donβt belong hereeee
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jul 12, 2024 17:52:29 GMT -5
Real answer: well stocked refrigerator Refrigerator s
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Post by ITID on Jul 12, 2024 17:55:37 GMT -5
Possessing material objects to display wealth status isn't really my bag. Someone's always going have nicer shit that you. I'd rather blow 20k $500 dollar bottles of wine at a time and losing at baccarat It could be your girl who does both. I mean aside from gambling because that's a trash bag habit Then she can buy the rolex. Hating on gambling sounds like loser talk tho
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Jul 12, 2024 17:55:54 GMT -5
Iβm a weeirdddddooooo What the hell am i doing here I donβt belong hereeee NO! youβre a manipulative disingenuous creep of a misogynist. Is that more clear now?
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 12, 2024 17:57:27 GMT -5
Iβm a weeirdddddooooo What the hell am i doing here I donβt belong hereeee NO! youβre a manipulative disingenuous creep of a misogynist. Is that more clear now? Are you done? Or do you have any other exciting things to say???
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Jul 12, 2024 17:58:12 GMT -5
Anyone ITT have tips for hooking up with single moms? Now that I'm 30 and more than half-an-hour away from a grad school I have to change my dating demographics Post of the week btw, good job
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