burp
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Post by burp on Jul 12, 2024 19:35:27 GMT -5
women are prone to books
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wedealinlead
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Post by wedealinlead on Jul 12, 2024 19:36:52 GMT -5
What are you reading these days? Oh you know, the politics thread on Board. Oh fuck, throw me through a wall Daddy.
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2006 Gucci Mane
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Post by 2006 Gucci Mane on Jul 12, 2024 19:38:56 GMT -5
Chive Chalie is real.
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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train guy choo choo
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Jul 12, 2024 19:40:01 GMT -5
"Huhuhuhuh-huh-huh-huh. Hey, Beavis. 'Prone.' Huhuh-huh-huhuhuh-huh-huh." "Hehehehehe-heh-heh-heeee-yah. 'Prone position.' Heh-heh-hehehe-heh. Boi-oi-oi-oing."
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burp
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Post by burp on Jul 12, 2024 19:41:35 GMT -5
the only time I ever used a dating app for any real length of time was a billion years ago when either plentyoffish or okcupid were a thing (can't recall which) and my picture was one of me dressed as poverty ghost and I conversed entirely in spooky puns. I got a lot of messages from riot girl livejournal types, and we often chatted a whole lot, and whom in retrospect I probably coulda/should pursued outside of my ghostie persona but by that point I was too deep into it man
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jul 12, 2024 19:45:02 GMT -5
Is this like recession Batman?
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burp
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Post by burp on Jul 12, 2024 19:47:22 GMT -5
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floorpunchchalie
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board royalty
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 12, 2024 19:50:59 GMT -5
What are your likes?
Eh ghouls, you know tiny green ghouls
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Jul 12, 2024 19:52:28 GMT -5
the only time I ever used a dating app for any real length of time was a billion years ago when either plentyoffish or okcupid were a thing (can't recall which) and my picture was one of me dressed as poverty ghost and I conversed entirely in spooky puns. I got a lot of messages from riot girl livejournal types, and we often chatted a whole lot, and whom in retrospect I probably coulda/should pursued outside of my ghostie persona but by that point I was too deep into it man At least you showed you don’t have a fear of committing (to the bit)
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Dick Warlock
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Post by Dick Warlock on Jul 12, 2024 19:52:32 GMT -5
Met my now wife on OKC 👍
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 12, 2024 19:53:12 GMT -5
I surprisingly got laid like thrice using OKC then it got creepy so I panic deleted
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2024 19:54:44 GMT -5
I surprisingly got laid like thrice using OKC then it got creepy so I panic deleted I met my waifu on FetLife of all places.
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Dick Warlock
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Post by Dick Warlock on Jul 12, 2024 19:56:16 GMT -5
I surprisingly got laid like thrice using OKC then it got creepy so I panic deleted I met my waifu on FetLife of all places. Getting peed on first date
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 12, 2024 19:56:30 GMT -5
the only time I ever used a dating app for any real length of time was a billion years ago when either plentyoffish or okcupid were a thing (can't recall which) and my picture was one of me dressed as poverty ghost and I conversed entirely in spooky puns. I got a lot of messages from riot girl livejournal types, and we often chatted a whole lot, and whom in retrospect I probably coulda/should pursued outside of my ghostie persona but by that point I was too deep into it man
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Jul 12, 2024 19:59:44 GMT -5
Skinner would give a mean dick sucking. Growing up is realizing he’s the hottest person on that show (I am straight)
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2024 20:00:44 GMT -5
I met my waifu on FetLife of all places. Getting peed on first date I am 100% into her pee but we did not do this on the first date.
Shortly after we met, I moved into a new place with a washer/dryer and tile floors, which made watersports much more convenient. She is also a heavy squirter.
Do I need to take this to horny jail?
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Dick Warlock
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Post by Dick Warlock on Jul 12, 2024 20:04:31 GMT -5
Skinner would give a mean dick sucking. Growing up is realizing he’s the hottest person on that show (I am straight) rawls is skinner coded
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pisswizard
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Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on Jul 12, 2024 20:20:35 GMT -5
I’d like to get prone with some book women if you know what i mean.
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Jul 12, 2024 20:22:39 GMT -5
this thread always delivers. Nothing like getting out of work to 9 new pages and it's started by Chalie saying something ridiculous. anyway! fuck you Jean, gambling rocks what’s ridiculous about lying about literacy in order to get milf pussy? Me (I do love Hesse)
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Dick Warlock
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Post by Dick Warlock on Jul 12, 2024 20:40:07 GMT -5
me too (i do love cage)
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accidentalcharm
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axe
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jul 12, 2024 20:41:57 GMT -5
Never reading a book again
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jul 12, 2024 20:46:56 GMT -5
The opposite of "hard of reading" is "prone to books".
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crimsonotter
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Post by crimsonotter on Jul 12, 2024 20:48:19 GMT -5
I surprisingly got laid like thrice using OKC then it got creepy so I panic deleted Okc and pof were always a guaranteed hook up in my area about 5 years ago,
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hAloween h2o fan
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Post by hAloween h2o fan on Jul 12, 2024 21:04:30 GMT -5
The fact that me, azzip, and narc are all in long term committed relationships should make something click but it never will.
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jul 12, 2024 21:07:52 GMT -5
The fact that me, azzip, and narc are all in long term committed relationships should make something click but it never will. Yeah, but so am I, so enjoy my chaos interjection
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Jul 12, 2024 21:08:46 GMT -5
you will actually have much more success (suck sex ha ha) on dating apps if you post pictures of you reading board
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Jul 12, 2024 21:19:01 GMT -5
The fact that me, azzip, and narc are all in long term committed relationships should make something click but it never will. Yeah, but so am I, so enjoy my chaos interjection haha yeah right
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jul 12, 2024 21:56:08 GMT -5
Gambling is cuckoldry taken to its most logical extreme Sometimes we gamble everything for love I cried reading this
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 12, 2024 22:14:29 GMT -5
Chalz dating profile... Straight looking for a flush or a full house, will settle for a two pair, but hoping for a river where others haven't drowned.
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burp
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Post by burp on Jul 12, 2024 22:16:12 GMT -5
lookin for a girl to perch on my face while she check her work emails
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