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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2019 18:42:10 GMT -5
lmao I keep buying bubble water and remember to fucking mail it but always forget... We've cancelled one another out. Edit: I'm coming to Chicago, can I stay over and fuck your girl? Nah, but I offer up our roommate as penance. When are you coming out here? Well I'm not coming unless I'm cumming. Summer Polar flavors should be out soon and gonna hook you up with the works. Been burned in the past and feel awful flaking but shit has been rough. Not as rough as paying $200 for someone to fly here to sleep on my couch and fuck my girl rough. |
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jonsetsfire
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Post by jonsetsfire on Apr 19, 2019 18:43:45 GMT -5
Haha. Don't worry about it! I've found a local hook up! I'll get these jars out to you soon. Potentially as early as Wednesday. It's my next weekday off.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2019 18:44:53 GMT -5
What I want to know - is what girl just starts slurpin on a sleepin dudes limp dick?
I’ve fucked around with opioids - you’re not getting hard on Fentanyl
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DAYMAN
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Post by DAYMAN on Apr 19, 2019 18:47:48 GMT -5
What I want to know - is what girl just starts slurpin on a sleepin dudes limp dick? I’ve fucked around with opioids - you’re not getting hard on Fentanyl Is it cheating if he's not hard?  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2019 18:50:22 GMT -5
What I want to know - is what girl just starts slurpin on a sleepin dudes limp dick? I’ve fucked around with opioids - you’re not getting hard on Fentanyl Is it cheating if he's not hard? No it’s just even more pathetic |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2019 20:11:45 GMT -5
Hatred grows in pages
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄 on Apr 19, 2019 20:12:04 GMT -5
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Apr 19, 2019 20:25:27 GMT -5
What I want to know - is what girl just starts slurpin on a sleepin dudes limp dick? I’ve fucked around with opioids - you’re not getting hard on Fentanyl R/opiatesgonewild begs to differ |
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rowdiedondown
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Post by rowdiedondown on Apr 19, 2019 20:33:13 GMT -5
Yeah, dicks can def get hard on opiates, and last longer
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Apr 19, 2019 21:42:13 GMT -5
I need to find these longer lasting opiate dicks, for research you know.
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Top Rope Swanton
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on Apr 19, 2019 21:43:47 GMT -5
even if i’m drunk i’m not gonna bust so i can only imagine hard drugs
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Post by Brah-lie on Apr 19, 2019 22:50:00 GMT -5
True story- same with blow, you’re looking at an hour and half performance, easily.
And contrary to what most people believe, after a while the young lady is usually begging you to cum, haha.
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Apr 19, 2019 22:52:25 GMT -5
I’d say 80% of the sex I’ve had since 2014 has been while drunk. In the last few years there’s almost no way I’m cumming if it’s past like... 12 AM. I just get the girl off and fool around in the morning when we wake up.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2019 23:30:53 GMT -5
I’d say 80% of the sex I’ve had since 2014 has been while drunk. In the last few years there’s almost no way I’m cumming if it’s past like... 12 AM. I just get the girl off and fool around in the morning when we wake up. Big time respek. |
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Apr 20, 2019 0:20:30 GMT -5
I’d say 80% of the sex I’ve had since 2014 has been while drunk. In the last few years there’s almost no way I’m cumming if it’s past like... 12 AM. I just get the girl off and fool around in the morning when we wake up. Sums up my sexual escapades since 2016 |
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Post by cowboydan on Apr 20, 2019 0:33:02 GMT -5
I’d say 80% of the sex I’ve had since 2014 has been while drunk. In the last few years there’s almost no way I’m cumming if it’s past like... 12 AM. I just get the girl off and fool around in the morning when we wake up. Do you have an extra hard time breathing during drunk sex since you're allergic to alcohol? Probably sounds like the heavy labored breathing of a horse. |
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Apr 20, 2019 0:49:17 GMT -5
I’d say 80% of the sex I’ve had since 2014 has been while drunk. In the last few years there’s almost no way I’m cumming if it’s past like... 12 AM. I just get the girl off and fool around in the morning when we wake up. Do you have an extra hard time breathing during drunk sex since you're allergic to alcohol? Probably sounds like the heavy labored breathing of a horse. Just call me Mr. Ed, my guy. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2019 9:06:20 GMT -5
The only thing that worries about aging is my dick not working
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Post by MMST3K on Apr 20, 2019 9:22:06 GMT -5
even if i’m drunk i’m not gonna bust so i can only imagine hard drugs Trust me it can be done just takes an incredible amount of effort. |
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Top Rope Swanton
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on Apr 20, 2019 10:54:16 GMT -5
I’ve had to really pump away on coke before. I definitely can but it’s more of a mental game.
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Post by vie et mort on Apr 20, 2019 11:18:13 GMT -5
It’s very mental. On a related note, a friend of mine once told me he was pumping away on girl from behind while high on blow but he just couldn’t get it. Eventually he pulled out, made a grunt and spit in her back.
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Post by sarahohio on Apr 20, 2019 11:23:16 GMT -5
good lord. none of this drunk/drug induced sex sounds enjoyable at all. very depressing and not worth the effort
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Post by bennybroll on Apr 20, 2019 11:25:57 GMT -5
I had blackout drunk sex with a B9er in Richmond a while back in my buddy's bathroom at a party. I'm 99% sure I came.
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄 on Apr 20, 2019 11:36:33 GMT -5
I had blackout drunk sex with a B9er in Richmond a while back in my buddy's bathroom at a party. I'm 99% sure I came. Were they conscious? |
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Post by bennybroll on Apr 20, 2019 11:38:50 GMT -5
I had blackout drunk sex with a B9er in Richmond a while back in my buddy's bathroom at a party. I'm 99% sure I came. Were they conscious? I believe so. Does that not count? |
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Post by jonsetsfire on Apr 20, 2019 12:01:53 GMT -5
I had blackout drunk sex with a B9er in Richmond a while back in my buddy's bathroom at a party. I'm 99% sure I came. What's a B9? |
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Apr 20, 2019 15:37:52 GMT -5
I had blackout drunk sex with a B9er in Richmond a while back in my buddy's bathroom at a party. I'm 99% sure I came. What's a B9? |
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Post by M on Apr 20, 2019 15:44:20 GMT -5
good lord. none of this drunk/drug induced sex sounds enjoyable at all. very depressing and not worth the effort i read this and thought the same thing. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2019 15:49:18 GMT -5
drunk sex is a way of life not for the meek n mild
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Apr 20, 2019 15:52:43 GMT -5
I should probably qualify my earlier drunk sex comment by saying it was almost exclusively with women I was dating/serious with and not like, randoms or one night stands.
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