yosupbro
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Post by yosupbro on Apr 21, 2019 23:16:04 GMT -5
11 hours and several pages behind but peter aluminum calling everyone out by saying they live in their moms basements is pretty hilarious. You are homeless my dude, that would be an upgrade
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Post by hatredgrowsininches on Apr 21, 2019 23:33:03 GMT -5
11 hours and several pages behind but peter aluminum calling everyone out by saying they live in their moms basements is pretty hilarious. You are homeless my dude, that would be an upgrade How am I homeless when Iβm now living with her, plus fucking her. You know how paying rent works right ? |
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bravecaptain
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Post by bravecaptain on Apr 21, 2019 23:34:17 GMT -5
Do you pay her with roinβd out dick?
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yosupbro
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Post by yosupbro on Apr 21, 2019 23:38:15 GMT -5
Are you still in the apartment? Are you still banging homies (ex)girl? Still in the apartment. Not banging. Which 1 is it BUB |
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Sorley Boy
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tom bombadil gang
I'm in the killing fields everyday childish warlock
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Post by Sorley Boy on Apr 21, 2019 23:40:27 GMT -5
So you're more of a Xanax gigolo.
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Apr 21, 2019 23:43:41 GMT -5
11 hours and several pages behind but peter aluminum calling everyone out by saying they live in their moms basements is pretty hilarious. You are homeless my dude, that would be an upgrade How am I homeless when Iβm now living with her, plus fucking her. You know how paying rent works right ? Are you paying her in fucks? Bets on how long this foray lasts? |
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tyburn
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Post by tyburn on Apr 21, 2019 23:45:48 GMT -5
If you guys laughed cool, I guess..if your life is that fucked. Iβm probably gonna play RDR 2, go drippini and get my dick sucked. Enjoy your very exciting Easterβs. Losers. who is sucking that hog? Before all this shit happened i thought he was kinda hot and would swallowed that hog whole, but i feel like it might be a lil weird at this point i dunno |
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Apr 21, 2019 23:54:25 GMT -5
11 hours and several pages behind but peter aluminum calling everyone out by saying they live in their moms basements is pretty hilarious. You are homeless my dude, that would be an upgrade How am I homeless when Iβm now living with her, plus fucking her. You know how paying rent works right ? Are you still in the apartment? Are you still banging homies (ex)girl? Still in the apartment. Not banging. Hmmm |
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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32" inseam??
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Apr 21, 2019 23:56:49 GMT -5
So how exactly does a guy who spends all day rolling "joint after joint" and playing video games like he's still in junior high, in an apartment he's not on the lease for, manage to pay rent in one of the top 50 most expensive cities in the United States? Does your mom send you money while you're up there at dirt bag summer camp and "getting your life together"?
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svejk
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Post by svejk on Apr 21, 2019 23:58:28 GMT -5
this manβs story is as straight as tyburn
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2019 23:59:23 GMT -5
The fact that Peter just straight up REPLACED oldorder is the wildest part of all of this. Unbelievable. I hate you Peter Aluminum
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Apr 21, 2019 23:59:53 GMT -5
Before all this shit happened i thought he was kinda hot and would swallowed that hog whole, but i feel like it might be a lil weird at this point i dunno Well he does follow you on IG and think you seem like an alright dude so I think you can get your ribs tickled no problem. If anything that should make it less weird, right? |
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pbcookies
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Post by pbcookies on Apr 22, 2019 0:00:04 GMT -5
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Apr 22, 2019 0:14:21 GMT -5
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adonis
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Post by adonis on Apr 22, 2019 0:16:56 GMT -5
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bloodfeast
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Post by bloodfeast on Apr 22, 2019 0:43:39 GMT -5
i dare you to try and roast me. hereβs a pic.  |
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tyburn
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Post by tyburn on Apr 22, 2019 1:22:32 GMT -5
Before all this shit happened i thought he was kinda hot and would swallowed that hog whole, but i feel like it might be a lil weird at this point i dunno Well he does follow you on IG and think you seem like an alright dude so I think you can get your ribs tickled no problem. If anything that should make it less weird, right? He has to grow the beard back first, i only fuck with otters and bears, this clean shaven dude can sashay away. |
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Post by Talentless Elvis Costello on Apr 22, 2019 1:43:10 GMT -5
first thread in a few years that hits that 2007-2010 B9 sweet spot
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2019 2:11:13 GMT -5
DELETE THE FUCKING THREAD Better call the internet cops because you done goofed |
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headxtrauma
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forever pooped
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Post by headxtrauma on Apr 22, 2019 2:18:41 GMT -5
So how exactly does a guy who spends all day rolling "joint after joint" and playing video games like he's still in junior high, in an apartment he's not on the lease for, manage to pay rent in one of the top 50 most expensive cities in the United States? Does your mom send you money while you're up there at dirt bag summer camp and "getting your life together"? have you not seen how many pages this thread has? dude is a regular Internet Celebrity now. |
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headxtrauma
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forever pooped
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Post by headxtrauma on Apr 22, 2019 2:19:54 GMT -5
but on a serious note like HGII's herb, this thread is straight fire.
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Brah-lie
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Post by Brah-lie on Apr 22, 2019 5:05:40 GMT -5
The life and times of Peter Aluminum, from xanax vagrant to xanax gigolo- a story of dirtbag summer camp debauchery.
You think you know, BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
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DAYMAN
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Slayer.
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Post by DAYMAN on Apr 22, 2019 5:08:08 GMT -5
How am I homeless when Iβm now living with her, plus fucking her. You know how paying rent works right ? Still in the apartment. Not banging. Hmmm WORLD MOVES FAST XOXO |
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2019 5:37:18 GMT -5
i dare you to try and roast me. hereβs a pic. great response bro. hereβs a round of applause for you.  |
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DrewBlood
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Post by DrewBlood on Apr 22, 2019 6:19:04 GMT -5
The fact that Peter just straight up REPLACED oldorder is the wildest part of all of this. Unbelievable. I hate you Peter Aluminum The Talented Mr. Rip City |
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Apr 22, 2019 6:54:04 GMT -5
I love how hatreds responses are mostly like "Oh yeah well I'm getting my dirty vagrant cock blown so take that nerds".
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2019 7:32:07 GMT -5
i also love how he flexed a drippini like itβs some sort of luxury lol. gonna take a drippini you poor hard-rockers.
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slowmath
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Post by slowmath on Apr 22, 2019 7:48:58 GMT -5
HGII looks like he smokes schwag
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chaospouch
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30 minutes delicate
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Post by chaospouch on Apr 22, 2019 8:05:56 GMT -5
a good time to me would be NOT getting a mouthhug from that snorlax but I am a 39 year old ex felon so what do I know about having fun
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Post by disastertourism on Apr 22, 2019 8:42:08 GMT -5
publix subs has well manicured nails
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