ass eyes
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Post by ass eyes on May 10, 2019 21:47:29 GMT -5
HAM JOWLS
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Post by Talentless Elvis Costello on May 11, 2019 11:37:11 GMT -5
Itβs crazy how some of you morons are confusing different events, days and shit when itβs all been typed out on here. The only thing I do not get is that there was/is three people involved. Why do you only want my side? Go ask one of the other two people. OldOrder knows what happened, Iβm sure that loser has a lot of time to kill, go ask him. And he only played magic online. He wasnβt a real one who played in person with an actual deck, otherwise I would have broken out some decks and made him lick my boots. And for the people (still) swinging at air..my dick is fairly large. Keep swinging though, youβll hit something eventually. this man has no dick |
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DAYMAN
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Post by DAYMAN on May 11, 2019 13:18:08 GMT -5
Itβs crazy how some of you morons are confusing different events, days and shit when itβs all been typed out on here. The only thing I do not get is that there was/is three people involved. Why do you only want my side? Go ask one of the other two people. OldOrder knows what happened, Iβm sure that loser has a lot of time to kill, go ask him. And he only played magic online. He wasnβt a real one who played in person with an actual deck, otherwise I would have broken out some decks and made him lick my boots. And for the people (still) swinging at air..my dick is fairly large. Keep swinging though, youβll hit something eventually. this man has no dick One other thing he stole from oldorder |
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ass eyes
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Post by ass eyes on May 11, 2019 13:41:21 GMT -5
Wrapping her ham jowls around that dirt dick.
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tyburn
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Post by tyburn on May 12, 2019 10:38:08 GMT -5
I haven't seen the dick yet so i can only assume it's made up
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taylorv42
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Post by taylorv42 on May 12, 2019 10:43:15 GMT -5
Dude definitely has a mircopeen. Not gonna think otherwise until I see proof
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Brah-lie
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Post by Brah-lie on May 12, 2019 10:46:11 GMT -5
This mofo is definitely packing a half incher.
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on May 12, 2019 11:15:46 GMT -5
LOL. If this guys manhood was any more tenuous he'd be driving a lifted truck. You know, if he could afford to buy anything close to a lifted truck.
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adonis
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Post by adonis on May 12, 2019 11:41:02 GMT -5
LOL. If this guys manhood was any more tenuous he'd be driving a lifted truck. You know, if he could afford to buy anything close to a lifted truck. the closest that this phallically challenged hobo is getting to owning a lifted truck is drinking from the Gravedigger Monster Truck coozie he found in old orders garage |
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Post by lil stormy on May 12, 2019 12:25:05 GMT -5
If you have to actually say you have a big dick, you don't.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2019 13:12:26 GMT -5
i have the smallest dick on this board i challenge anyone
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ass eyes
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Post by ass eyes on May 12, 2019 13:45:35 GMT -5
I just have balls. Thatβs it.
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Post by lil stormy on May 12, 2019 13:49:01 GMT -5
I just have balls. Thatβs it. I don't know why this made me laugh so hard, but thanks. |
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2019 13:55:12 GMT -5
I remember reading a Jackie the joke man book at on cue when I was a kid and he joked about your dick being so short you always accidentally pee on your balls. It hit home immediately, bc my dick isnβt very big but Iβve got huge ass balls and Iβve been an accidental ball-pisser from day 1
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Post by hatredgrowsininches on May 12, 2019 15:10:05 GMT -5
Oh Iβve definitely got a dick, ask OOs ex. She remembers it.
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RIP RIDE!!!
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Post by RIP RIDE!!! on May 12, 2019 15:11:40 GMT -5
Oh Iβve definitely got a dick (LIKE A MAN), ask OOs ex. She remembers it. |
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Post by chaospouch on May 12, 2019 15:28:27 GMT -5
Oh Iβve definitely got a dick, ask OOs ex. She remembers it. Holy shit do u suck bro |
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Post by Brah-lie on May 12, 2019 15:31:12 GMT -5
Rumor is dude is now known around Portland as βbaby dick xanax vagrantβ- confirm/ deny
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Post by hatredgrowsininches on May 12, 2019 15:43:49 GMT -5
Oh Iβve definitely got a dick, ask OOs ex. She remembers it. Holy shit do u suck bro Youβre practically obsessed with this thread but I suck. Right on. |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on May 12, 2019 15:45:19 GMT -5
Rumor is dude is now known around Portland as βbaby dick xanax vagrantβ- confirm/ deny Just In to the news room I'm getting conformation from OO's ex that he is indeed packing a quarter roll of tums more at 11. For anyone confused by these shocking developments in the case I received a photo for visual aid imagine this but Much Much MUCH Smaller.  |
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adonis
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Post by adonis on May 12, 2019 17:42:20 GMT -5
Oh Iβve definitely got a dick, ask OOs ex. She remembers it. hey, stinko de mayo, we dont wanna hear about it we wanna see it |
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ass eyes
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Post by ass eyes on May 12, 2019 17:46:17 GMT -5
Have you ever smoked heroin from aluminum foil?
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ass eyes
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Post by ass eyes on May 12, 2019 17:47:58 GMT -5
Have you ever smoked heroin from aluminum foil?  |
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Post by pisswizard on May 12, 2019 20:01:56 GMT -5
Youβre practically obsessed with this thread but I suck. Right on. Imagine people on the internet being entertained by trashy peoples drama. What an out there concept that would be. |
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on May 12, 2019 20:16:04 GMT -5
Hard LOL @ the guy who's routinely said he's got so much going on and he's 'over' this thread repeatedly coming back to defend his shitbag behavior and play the whole "im so aloof i could care less what u think lol' card.
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chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on May 12, 2019 20:20:23 GMT -5
Weβre all practically obsessed with this thread bois
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2019 20:21:47 GMT -5
Oh Iβve definitely got a dick, ask OOs ex. She remembers it. should we all DM her work instagram? |
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Post by DAYMAN on May 12, 2019 20:30:34 GMT -5
Hard LOL @ the guy who's routinely said he's got so much going on and he's 'over' this thread repeatedly coming back to defend his shitbag behavior and play the whole "im so aloof i could care less what u think lol' card. No. Dude. He and oldorder settled everything. Why don't we all ask for oldorder's side? Everyone obsessing surely must live in their parent's basement because it doesn't take 30 seconds to read a thread and reply and move on with life... because HGII definitely hasn't done that BECAUSE HE'S TOO BUSY WITH HIS HAM JOWLS TO NOT POST HIS WEENIE. |
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on May 12, 2019 20:44:02 GMT -5
Weβre all practically obsessed with this thread bois On a board where a new thread spends the entire day on the front page, threads like this are tough to miss and avoid. If this wig wearing troglodyte would quit coming back to toss fuel on his degenerate fire this thing would have died out over a week ago. |
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Post by slander on May 12, 2019 21:05:39 GMT -5
I like fuckin, they call me fucker |
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