MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on May 27, 2019 18:20:11 GMT -5
Coupled with the co-opted Taake and Batushka t shirts, it's amazing pretty sure i wrote this in the middle of my graveyard shift sorry Dude you have to stop robbing graves to pay your rent.
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ass eyes
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Post by ass eyes on May 27, 2019 18:57:11 GMT -5
What's running through your head before you decide to suck some passed out homeless guys dick? I want to understand the thoughts behind this leading up to the "I think I'm gonna do this"
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deadsouls
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Post by deadsouls on May 27, 2019 19:08:05 GMT -5
What's running through your head before you decide to suck some passed out homeless guys dick? I want to understand the thoughts behind this leading up to the "I think I'm gonna do this" At the same time, being the homeless Xanadude that gets surprise sucked, is the catalyst of a dramatic booze filled breakup, and deciding “Yeah, I’ll sign the lease!” The mental gymnastics all around is astounding. They’re kind of made for each other.
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pisswizard
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Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on May 27, 2019 19:24:28 GMT -5
So she dates a string of losers. That includes you too you idiot.
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Frank Rizzo
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Post by Frank Rizzo on May 27, 2019 19:29:13 GMT -5
How dare you talk shit on Hope Con.
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tyburn
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Post by tyburn on May 27, 2019 19:47:31 GMT -5
that hope con comment makes us officially no longer friends goodbye rip in piece hope con is legit AF enjoy your future sashay away
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ITID
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Post by ITID on May 27, 2019 19:51:08 GMT -5
What's running through your head before you decide to suck some passed out homeless guys dick? I want to understand the thoughts behind this leading up to the "I think I'm gonna do this" At the same time, being the homeless Xanadude that gets surprise sucked, is the catalyst of a dramatic booze filled breakup, and deciding “Yeah, I’ll sign the lease!” The mental gymnastics all around is astounding. They’re kind of made for each other. You sayin Stealy Xan is on some pretzel logic? But apparently he's a sex prisoner, not a roommate. Kinda curious who told him she's a serial sleeping blowjob bandit, though.
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on May 27, 2019 20:06:40 GMT -5
Stockholm syndrome.
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borntodie
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Post by borntodie on May 27, 2019 20:21:19 GMT -5
Did someone say hope con
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on May 27, 2019 21:22:54 GMT -5
Stealy Xan, fuck
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2019 21:25:31 GMT -5
i miss brain pretzel and hope con
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headxtrauma
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Post by headxtrauma on May 28, 2019 2:34:15 GMT -5
we really need the maiden's side on this with the amount of flip flopping hatred is doing.
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on May 28, 2019 2:35:25 GMT -5
Bump
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RIP RIDE!!!
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Post by RIP RIDE!!! on May 28, 2019 6:35:05 GMT -5
At the same time, being the homeless Xanadude that gets surprise sucked, is the catalyst of a dramatic booze filled breakup, and deciding “Yeah, I’ll sign the lease!” The mental gymnastics all around is astounding. They’re kind of made for each other. You sayin Stealy Xan is on some pretzel logic? But apparently he's a sex prisoner, not a roommate. Kinda curious who told him she's a serial sleeping blowjob bandit, though. peter steeley xan?
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DAYMAN
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Post by DAYMAN on May 28, 2019 6:51:31 GMT -5
What's running through your head before you decide to suck some passed out homeless guys dick? 1. Dick's not gonna suck itself 2. Random act of kindness
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2019 7:11:26 GMT -5
we really need the maiden's side on this with the amount of flip flopping hatred is doing. Given the fuckery going on in here, I'm not gonna believe it's actually her unless I see a verification selfie on IG. Preferably one in front of a passed out schlong
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Post by diamondsandpearls on May 28, 2019 7:35:35 GMT -5
What's running through your head before you decide to suck some passed out homeless guys dick? I want to understand the thoughts behind this leading up to the "I think I'm gonna do this" Maybe he had a child who she once dated that wronged her and she is fulfilling the prophecy of "sucking his dads dick"
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on May 28, 2019 9:01:19 GMT -5
Anything for you beautiful. lol
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on May 28, 2019 9:01:32 GMT -5
im not reading these past 4 pages
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killthekool
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Post by killthekool on May 28, 2019 9:20:54 GMT -5
im not reading these past 4 pages yes you are bitch and we all know you will
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on May 28, 2019 9:33:00 GMT -5
Just waiting around for HHGI to return, brag about his secondhand life and amazing lady, talk shit on everyone he knows then disappear for a few days only to return calling her a monster.
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F.F Woodycooks
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on May 28, 2019 10:45:08 GMT -5
the best part about his bragging is that the things he brags about are basically being employed and having a roof over his head. "Oh you fuckers thought I was homeless? Guess what I totally slept in a bed last night and most other nights before that. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna take a drippini which I can do whenever I want. NBD."
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JDS
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Post by JDS on May 28, 2019 11:32:49 GMT -5
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ass eyes
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Post by ass eyes on May 28, 2019 11:40:35 GMT -5
Oh man. I loved when he bragged about taking a drippini.
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deadsouls
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Post by deadsouls on May 28, 2019 12:19:29 GMT -5
At the same time, being the homeless Xanadude that gets surprise sucked, is the catalyst of a dramatic booze filled breakup, and deciding “Yeah, I’ll sign the lease!” The mental gymnastics all around is astounding. They’re kind of made for each other. You sayin Stealy Xan is on some pretzel logic? But apparently he's a sex prisoner, not a roommate. Kinda curious who told him she's a serial sleeping blowjob bandit, though. Double points for working the album title in! Who knows what's PERColating underneath his Gorgoroth trucker hat? I will say it is sad, and telling of his life where this dude in his mid 30's (I'm guessing), thinks he's hot shit for being a barely functioning adult and weaseling his way into another poster's dark period of their life.
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adonis
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Post by adonis on May 28, 2019 12:35:55 GMT -5
not posting in this legendary thread again until she does.
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chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on May 28, 2019 12:44:14 GMT -5
I’m closing this thread down
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Post by hatredgrowsininches on May 28, 2019 12:45:49 GMT -5
Holy fuck, you morons can’t figure out the truth when it’s sitting right in front of you.
Oh and sorry for spelling things wrong /autocorrect fucking up as I’m trying to type what I did quickly and whatever time it was in the morning at work. Keep focusing on that shit.
Not the fact that i was sexually assaulted, almost sexually assaulted again not much time later. Being homeless being held above my head so I wouldn’t talk about it.
I told Phil the truth and got the endless shit for it, I get it, especially since at the time some stuff was being held back and I wasn’t addressing things or just joking and talking shit. Was what happened fucked up? Yes. Except I never came onto her, dodger her as much as possible and then one day woke up to her sexually assaulting me. Go ahead. Try asking her about it. She’s told me she’s locked down IG and only surfs this board sometimes now. That was before I told her this shit is done and I’m not pretending that didn’t happened in the first place and I’m the fuck out of her shit hole apartment.
At this point, I’ve said everything I can. I’m done.
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quit_everything
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Post by quit_everything on May 28, 2019 12:48:19 GMT -5
Holy fuck, you morons can’t figure out the truth when it’s sitting right in front of you. Oh and sorry for spelling things wrong /autocorrect fucking up as I’m trying to type what I did quickly and whatever time it was in the morning at work. Keep focusing on that shit. Not the fact that i was sexually assaulted, almost sexually assaulted again not much time later. Being homeless being held above my head so I wouldn’t talk about it. I told Phil the truth and got the endless shit for it, I get it, especially since at the time some stuff was being held back and I wasn’t addressing things or just joking and talking shit. Was what happened fucked up? Yes. Except I never came onto her, dodger her as much as possible and then one day woke up to her sexually assaulting me. Go ahead. Try asking her about it. She’s told me she’s locked down IG and only surfs this board sometimes now. That was before I told her this shit is done and I’m not pretending that didn’t happened in the first place and I’m the fuck out of her shit hole apartment. At this point, I’ve said everything I can. I’m done. how many times has peter aluminum said hes done with this thread at this point?
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Yung Nick
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I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on May 28, 2019 12:50:11 GMT -5
Never came on her, huh?
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