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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Jun 25, 2019 14:26:44 GMT -5
I thought all the jokes have been funny so far.
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DAYMAN
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Post by DAYMAN on Jun 25, 2019 14:30:27 GMT -5
Keeeeeep diiigggggggiiinnnggggg
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ssdecongest
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Post by ssdecongest on Jun 25, 2019 15:10:05 GMT -5
Dude’s a narc, I’m telling you. “So... I take a lot of prescription drugs recreationally... do any of you fine folks do that too?” “Women are throwing themselves at me, trying to give me bjs. I don’t even need to ask, they’ll just start slurping me off while I’m in bed. Also, how do you guys procure your narcotics?” <“Desperately insert nonsensical rape and rehab stories here upon getting called out.”> A narc? Go fuck yourself. What in the fuck are you talking about? Seriously, why are you on my dick so much? No one believes shit on this board, the truth is literally something lost to the wind here and some nerd virgins on the board not believing me isn't making me lose sleep. The whole thing is over. No one cares about what happened. This thread has just turned into a meeting place for the mentally handicapped. Oh yea, I mentioned taking xanax once or twice and 85 pages later its still something that people struggle to make really shitty jokes about. Some of you must be really fucking fun to hang out with. I luv dat flaccid dick, papi.
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ssdecongest
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Post by ssdecongest on Jun 25, 2019 15:10:57 GMT -5
A narc? Go fuck yourself. What in the fuck are you talking about? Seriously, why are you on my dick so much? No one believes shit on this board, the truth is literally something lost to the wind here and some nerd virgins on the board not believing me isn't making me lose sleep. The whole thing is over. No one cares about what happened. This thread has just turned into a meeting place for the mentally handicapped. Oh yea, I mentioned taking xanax once or twice and 85 pages later its still something that people struggle to make really shitty jokes about. Some of you must be really fucking fun to hang out with.You'll never know because you don't show when people here attend gigs you're supposedly attending. He was busy filling out paperwork.
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F.F Woodycooks
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on Jun 25, 2019 15:18:38 GMT -5
I thought all the jokes have been funny so far. when the guy getting roasted informs you that none of the jokes about him are funny, what choice do you have but to believe him?
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Jun 25, 2019 15:27:02 GMT -5
Dude’s a narc, I’m telling you. “So... I take a lot of prescription drugs recreationally... do any of you fine folks do that too?” “Women are throwing themselves at me, trying to give me bjs. I don’t even need to ask, they’ll just start slurping me off while I’m in bed. Also, how do you guys procure your narcotics?” <“Desperately insert nonsensical rape and rehab stories here upon getting called out.”> A narc? Go fuck yourself. What in the fuck are you talking about? Seriously, why are you on my dick so much? No one believes shit on this board, the truth is literally something lost to the wind here and some nerd virgins on the board not believing me isn't making me lose sleep. The whole thing is over. No one cares about what happened. This thread has just turned into a meeting place for the mentally handicapped. Oh yea, I mentioned taking xanax once or twice and 85 pages later its still something that people struggle to make really shitty jokes about. Some of you must be really fucking fun to hang out with. Hey! Where’s the big reveal you promised ass-face!? The suspense is killing me!!!
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Yung Nick
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I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on Jun 25, 2019 15:31:27 GMT -5
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chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on Jun 25, 2019 15:59:26 GMT -5
y’all still hanging out here?
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Post by hatredgrowsininches on Jun 25, 2019 16:08:33 GMT -5
A narc? Go fuck yourself. What in the fuck are you talking about? Seriously, why are you on my dick so much? No one believes shit on this board, the truth is literally something lost to the wind here and some nerd virgins on the board not believing me isn't making me lose sleep. The whole thing is over. No one cares about what happened. This thread has just turned into a meeting place for the mentally handicapped. Oh yea, I mentioned taking xanax once or twice and 85 pages later its still something that people struggle to make really shitty jokes about. Some of you must be really fucking fun to hang out with.You'll never know because you don't show when people here attend gigs you're supposedly attending. If you’re talking about the Integrity show you must be a fucking moron.
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Post by hatredgrowsininches on Jun 25, 2019 16:13:32 GMT -5
86 and still going. Unreal.
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stiffbreeze
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Post by stiffbreeze on Jun 25, 2019 16:17:30 GMT -5
More like as real as it gets
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chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on Jun 25, 2019 16:19:50 GMT -5
This is the True Story of What Happens when People Stop Being Polite & Start Getting Real.
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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32" inseam??
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jun 25, 2019 16:21:53 GMT -5
You'll never know because you don't show when people here attend gigs you're supposedly attending. If you’re talking about the Integrity show you must be a fucking moron. A band you actually listen to, who you mentioned seeing in Portland, and you didn't show. I don't even like that band or live there and I wen't, so what's that say about you?
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M
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Post by M on Jun 25, 2019 16:35:17 GMT -5
I cant believe i was expecting a juicy story and you gave me nothing.
Your pete steele story still sucks.
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DAYMAN
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Post by DAYMAN on Jun 25, 2019 16:42:08 GMT -5
"Oh I totally blew off Pete Steele YA SEE THAT NAME DROP? DIDJA? HERE'S ANOTHER ONE: MOEN, CUZ HATED GROWS IN drippiniS YA VIRGINS."
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killthekool
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Post by killthekool on Jun 25, 2019 16:47:18 GMT -5
HGII is totally a cop
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Jun 25, 2019 16:54:24 GMT -5
I'm the " " but you can't see the fact that he can't stand that his ego is taking a massive blow.He doesn't care about the board he'd throw his mother under a bus to save face lets get fucking real here. just caught this. MMS is seriously obsessed with this whole situation. You really think I give that much of a shit about my ego or "saving face"? Get the fuck out of here. Youre a straight up fucking herb. You PM me and try talking to me and when I respond you just straight up post it in the thread. Are you afraid of actually having a conversation about it or are you just a fucking try hard looking to up your post count?No Yes what? Well duh that is why I sent you that message. no I have six thousand posts do you really think uping my post count matters to me?You really are on drugs.
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Chem
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Post by Chem on Jun 25, 2019 16:59:40 GMT -5
There's no way HGII has been sober for six months.
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ssdecongest
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Post by ssdecongest on Jun 25, 2019 17:28:54 GMT -5
There's no way HGII has been sober for six months. There's no way he could pull off that fabulous shirt either.
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Post by hatredgrowsininches on Jun 25, 2019 17:47:42 GMT -5
If you’re talking about the Integrity show you must be a fucking moron. A band you actually listen to, who you mentioned seeing in Portland, and you didn't show. I don't even like that band or live there and I wen't, so what's that say about you? It says shit happens, you fucking mouth breathing hard-rocker. You know there’s this thing called life right? Random shit happens, things come up. You know that going to some show with a band that is now almost entirely made up of scabs isn’t the most important thing in the world right ? Life happens dude, shit happens. Also, I maybe have talked about Integrity once, maybe twice, so considering that, why was I supposed to be at that show ? What does you being so interested in what I do say about yourself?
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DAYMAN
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Post by DAYMAN on Jun 25, 2019 17:55:27 GMT -5
A band you actually listen to, who you mentioned seeing in Portland, and you didn't show. I don't even like that band or live there and I wen't, so what's that say about you? It says shit happens, you fucking mouth breathing hard-rocker. You know there’s this thing called life right? Random shit happens, things come up. You know that going to some show with a band that is now almost entirely made up of scabs isn’t the most important thing in the world right ? Life happens dude, shit happens. Also, I maybe have talked about Integrity once, maybe twice, so considering that, why was I supposed to be at that show ? What does you being so interested in what I do say about yourself? Because you're a little bitch.
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Post by hatredgrowsininches on Jun 25, 2019 18:05:17 GMT -5
It says shit happens, you fucking mouth breathing hard-rocker. You know there’s this thing called life right? Random shit happens, things come up. You know that going to some show with a band that is now almost entirely made up of scabs isn’t the most important thing in the world right ? Life happens dude, shit happens. Also, I maybe have talked about Integrity once, maybe twice, so considering that, why was I supposed to be at that show ? What does you being so interested in what I do say about yourself? Because you're a little bitch. Sick burn fraggle
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DAYMAN
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Post by DAYMAN on Jun 25, 2019 18:08:00 GMT -5
Fraggle Rock was great.
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jun 25, 2019 18:16:09 GMT -5
A band you actually listen to, who you mentioned seeing in Portland, and you didn't show. I don't even like that band or live there and I wen't, so what's that say about you? It says shit happens, you fucking mouth breathing hard-rocker. You know there’s this thing called life right? Random shit happens, things come up. You know that going to some show with a band that is now almost entirely made up of scabs isn’t the most important thing in the world right ? Life happens dude, shit happens. Also, I maybe have talked about Integrity once, maybe twice, so considering that, why was I supposed to be at that show ? What does you being so interested in what I do say about yourself? Thinking you're a piece of human driftwood who's biggest accomplishments this year have been a) moving to a city to sponge off of strangers and b) simultaneously having a "this guy is a moron" thread made about you isn't being "so interested" in you. If anything you're a cautionary tale for kids about the importance of staying in school and seeking gainful employment. I'll tell you what witch wig, let's make it 0-2: I've got an interview for a job in Portland later this week. If I get a second interview, how about you drop the tough guy routine and actually show up somewhere this time while I'm up there and call me a hard-rocker in person?
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ssdecongest
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Post by ssdecongest on Jun 25, 2019 18:23:03 GMT -5
A band you actually listen to, who you mentioned seeing in Portland, and you didn't show. I don't even like that band or live there and I wen't, so what's that say about you? It says shit happens, you fucking mouth breathing hard-rocker. You know there’s this thing called life right? Random shit happens, things come up. You know that going to some show with a band that is now almost entirely made up of scabs isn’t the most important thing in the world right ? Life happens dude, shit happens. Also, I maybe have talked about Integrity once, maybe twice, so considering that, why was I supposed to be at that show ? What does you being so interested in what I do say about yourself? Rick?
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roofies
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Post by roofies on Jun 25, 2019 18:31:12 GMT -5
Say it to his face, bitch
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JDS
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Post by JDS on Jun 25, 2019 18:40:02 GMT -5
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Post by 𝕄𝔼👁𝕎𝔽𝕌ℕℂ𝕋𝕀👁ℕ on Jun 25, 2019 18:45:48 GMT -5
What kinda poser wouldn't wanna go see Dom Romeo burn up a fretboard?
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Jun 25, 2019 19:21:10 GMT -5
If you would’ve told me a year ago that I’d be this close to sucking off Tay Lorm, I never would’ve believed you
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Jun 25, 2019 20:46:25 GMT -5
I like when he has an “I DONT CARE ABOUT THIS THREAD OR ANY OF YOU” meltdown and replies to every little criticism about him. Almost as if he actually does care.
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