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Post by MMST3K on Aug 16, 2019 12:28:37 GMT -5
God damn Masters of The Universe is painful. Thank the almighty I have beer.Damn Courtney Cox was smoking hot in 87. Holy shit the ending rips off return of the jedi.
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Post by HURLNLUNGBUTTER on Aug 16, 2019 13:00:23 GMT -5
Jason Goes to Hell fucking rules, and the F13 franchise is certainly not garbage.
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 16, 2019 13:04:52 GMT -5
Jason Goes to Hell fucking rules, and the F13 franchise is certainly not garbage. You know what this means right?
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Post by I Gave You Power on Aug 16, 2019 13:21:43 GMT -5
Jason Goes to Hell fucking rules. There is just genuinely, honest to god no way anyone can think this. It's not about different tastes or subjectivity. There's just no way anyone that watched JGTH -- let alone any other goddamn horror movie ever against which it can be judged -- thinks that movie rules.
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Post by HURLNLUNGBUTTER on Aug 16, 2019 13:24:13 GMT -5
I don't know what to tell you, but I know a handful of friends that would agree with me, some that even post here. It's not top tier F13 but it beats out at least Jason X and New Blood by miles.
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 16, 2019 14:49:52 GMT -5
I don't know what to tell you, but I know a handful of friends that would agree with me, some that even post here. It's not top tier F13 but it beats out at least Jason X and New Blood by miles. Let me process this for a second... Okay... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 16, 2019 15:51:33 GMT -5
For bad movies I would highly recommend Samurai Cop.
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Post by bentenn on Aug 16, 2019 16:26:01 GMT -5
Anyone ever see Too Late? It's on Netflix so I peeped it last night and I was goddamn riveted. It's such a tonally weird movie; part of it feels like it was filmed as a comedy even though the dialogue and script don't bear that out and it also very much as a Lynchian noir feel with Tarantino/Sorkin dialogue. Legitimately every single character interaction is fantastic, you can't take your eyes off of it. And there were some legitimately shocking, well-crafted twists and brilliant tracking shots. I wanna watch it again tonight. I truly cannot think of another movie I've seen that felt like it. Hell yes, THIS!! Knew it sounded familiar and I hate forgot I watched it. Loved it. You described it perfectly.
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 16, 2019 16:56:25 GMT -5
Death Bed The Bed That Eat's is a terrible movie but as a fan of bad movies I would recommend it for the simple fact it has to be seen to be believed.
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Post by vcrheadcleaner on Aug 16, 2019 16:59:09 GMT -5
WHERE IS THE FUCKIN UNCUT GEMS TRAILER
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Aug 16, 2019 17:37:50 GMT -5
Peter Fonda died
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Post by Ian MacFlai on Aug 16, 2019 17:39:48 GMT -5
Anyone ever see Too Late? It's on Netflix so I peeped it last night and I was goddamn riveted. It's such a tonally weird movie; part of it feels like it was filmed as a comedy even though the dialogue and script don't bear that out and it also very much as a Lynchian noir feel with Tarantino/Sorkin dialogue. Legitimately every single character interaction is fantastic, you can't take your eyes off of it. And there were some legitimately shocking, well-crafted twists and brilliant tracking shots. I wanna watch it again tonight. I truly cannot think of another movie I've seen that felt like it. Hell yes, THIS!! Knew it sounded familiar and I hate forgot I watched it. Loved it. You described it perfectly. Very cool film. Definitely Mulholland Drive vibes and also reminded me of Robert Altman's The Long Goodbye.
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Post by Ian MacFlai on Aug 16, 2019 17:42:50 GMT -5
Damn... just showed auntiebats Easy Rider for the first time recently. She got bored and quit before they made it to New Orleans lol.
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Aug 16, 2019 17:44:35 GMT -5
Damn... just showed auntiebats Easy Rider for the first time recently. She got bored and quit before they made it to New Orleans lol. Lol should've showed her Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry
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Post by supertouchshitfit138 on Aug 16, 2019 18:17:55 GMT -5
Just watched The Hired Hand for the first time a couple weeks ago. Absolutely incredible film. RIP.
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Post by heathenist on Aug 16, 2019 21:53:18 GMT -5
Which sucks cause I was excited for that. It looked like they were making fun of Man of Steels you were meant for something far greater crappola. Dang, I was kinda interested in this because the trailer seemed awesome. Basically Superman meets Carrie, which is a pretty great concept.
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Post by heathenist on Aug 16, 2019 21:54:16 GMT -5
Damn... just showed auntiebats Easy Rider for the first time recently. She got bored and quit before they made it to New Orleans lol. I mean, it's really boring.
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Post by lil stormy on Aug 16, 2019 22:38:55 GMT -5
If you want to watch a really good Peter Fonda movie I would recommend Ulee's Gold from 1997.
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Post by bentenn on Aug 17, 2019 3:10:05 GMT -5
damn man RIP Peter Fonda. An Icon.
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Post by ExS on Aug 17, 2019 8:46:11 GMT -5
loved dogman, even if it did drop off slightly near the end. i'm fairly apathetic towards garrone's 'gomorrah', although the TV series with the same name cannot be recommended enough.
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Post by koreangirls on Aug 17, 2019 10:21:56 GMT -5
Finally watched Clerks the other day. I don't know, I guess it was OK. The writing is definitely awesome, and some of the jokes are great, so I can kind of see why it's a cult classic. But man, the acting is the most brutal I've ever seen in a movie, and some of the scenes are just painfully unfunny (the wake being one example).
Am I alone in not loving this?
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 17, 2019 10:24:02 GMT -5
Finally watched Clerks the other day. I don't know, I guess it was OK. The writing is definitely awesome, and some of the jokes are great, so I can kind of see why it's a cult classic. But man, the acting is the most brutal I've ever seen in a movie, and some of the scenes are just painfully unfunny (the wake being one example).
Am I alone in not loving this?
I really like Clerks but its not really my kind of movie.
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Aug 17, 2019 11:04:11 GMT -5
Gwen is pretty good. The story is insanely bleak and the ending is depressing. A lot of similarities to The Witch, but it puts too much emphasis on its bleakness rather than focusing on thrills.
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 17, 2019 16:46:10 GMT -5
Motel Hell is fucking great.
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 17, 2019 19:10:55 GMT -5
Ready Player One,A episode of The Fairly Oddparents, and Danny Phantom are either ripping off ARCADE by Albert Pyun or paying some kind of homage to it at least the last two might be. The similarities are uncanny.
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Post by bentenn on Aug 17, 2019 22:18:47 GMT -5
Good Boys is funny. Jacob Tremblay is an actual hilarious person.
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Aug 18, 2019 13:54:15 GMT -5
I laughed at a few parts at Good Boys, but I think my enjoyment was also affected by the relentless advertising for it. I've lost count of the amount of times I've seen red band trailers for it. There was a time when using a red band trailer work to advertise comedies, but I think that style of marketing has become overkill. Jacob Tremblay is a remarkable young talent.
Charlie Says was meh. I like that the film is told through the perspective of showing how cults can have an appeal for someone, but something about this feels safe and uninspired.
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 18, 2019 18:17:52 GMT -5
C.H.U.D tries way to hard to be clever.To the point its actually annoying.I also was surprised to see a young John Goodman in the film.
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Post by bentenn on Aug 18, 2019 19:42:40 GMT -5
Watched NIGHTMARE ALLEY (1947). Can. Not. Wait until Del Toro does his version of this. You can watch this movie and just see GDT recreating it through his own lush style - and that’s just the sets and lighting etc. Although this one skirts with not being film noir - you HAVE to be a person that buys film noir was a style and not a genre - it’s certainly dark in themes.
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Post by ☭ Bob Loblaw ☭ on Aug 18, 2019 19:57:05 GMT -5
C.H.U.D tries way to hard to be clever.To the point its actually annoying.I also was surprised to see a young John Goodman in the film. That whacky ass cut right after the blood outta the tub drain scene cracks me up every time
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