Use the new BiLW Thread

[slickdicknick]

Nov 1, 2018 14:19:53 GMT -5 itii said:

Yung Nick

Hey, Nick. Since you're out here giving sneaky thumbs down over your terrible coffee choices and no one has stepped up to challenge for the DMS title. Why don't we settle this like men, in the squared circle. No belt, just you admitting that you've gone about your coffee life all wrong and a willingness to change your terrible ways on the line.

I would like the strap, sir. 

[itii]

Nov 1, 2018 14:40:33 GMT -5 slickdicknick said:

Nov 1, 2018 14:19:53 GMT -5 itii said:

Yung Nick

Hey, Nick. Since you're out here giving sneaky thumbs down over your terrible coffee choices and no one has stepped up to challenge for the DMS title. Why don't we settle this like men, in the squared circle. No belt, just you admitting that you've gone about your coffee life all wrong and a willingness to change your terrible ways on the line.

I would like the strap, sir. 

Win a match first. Pretty sure management learned their lesson after trying to put lobsterdug over so quickly. 

[slickdicknick]

[slickdicknick]

Your belt couldn't stand a chance against these cold Coors lights. Stay in your corner bitch boy while I make my shine, sir. Good knowing you.

[itii]

Go find that shine, little man. Come back when you've got some.

[slickdicknick]

[slickdicknick]

Nov 1, 2018 14:38:11 GMT -5 MMST3K said:

Nov 1, 2018 14:19:53 GMT -5 itii said:

Yung Nick

Hey, Nick. Since you're out here giving sneaky thumbs down over your terrible coffee choices and no one has stepped up to challenge for the DMS title. Why don't we settle this like men, in the squared circle. No belt, just you admitting that you've gone about your coffee life all wrong and a willingness to change your terrible ways on the line.

I'll take that belt off your hands tough guy.

Sir, I'd respect it if you would hop out of our conversation. 

[beckybreach]

Nov 1, 2018 10:32:43 GMT -5 twoforflinching said:

Nov 1, 2018 9:23:27 GMT -5 TommyBoston said:

I stopped paying to go to Fenway because of my PTSD after twoforflinching speared my bitchass through the Green Monster. Now I just hang outside the park and with the sausage guys.

FTFY

LOL

[beckybreach]

I smell a feud brewing.

Too bad Tommy's a little bitch who's too scared to get in the ring.

[slickdicknick]

Tommy is no man to be called 'sir', he does not deserve that in my playbook.

In my playbook - I kick his ASS

[beckybreach]

Handicap match. However many posters we can fit vs. tommy mcbostondouche

[MMST3K]

Nov 1, 2018 17:12:54 GMT -5 beckybreach said:

Handicap match. However many posters we can fit vs. tommy mcbostondouche

I'll throw my hat in the ring.

[slickdicknick]

Nov 1, 2018 18:47:06 GMT -5 MMST3K said:

Nov 1, 2018 17:12:54 GMT -5 beckybreach said:

Handicap match. However many posters we can fit vs. tommy mcbostondouche

I'll throw my hat in the ring.

and I'll toss you right out, chap. 

[lobsterdog]

who the fuck are these rubes.

[MMST3K]

Nov 1, 2018 20:23:17 GMT -5 lobsterdog said:

who the fuck are these rubes.

Who you calling a rube NephropidaeCanis?

[lobsterdog]

Speak when spoken to

[MMST3K]

Nov 1, 2018 21:10:32 GMT -5 lobsterdog said:

Speak when spoken to

I think I'll speak when I want.

[mouthofinfinity]

Proposing a future analcarbomb memorial tournament where the winner gets the contents of With Honor’s cash box.

[MMST3K]

I propose an escalator match/Anal Cunt Match.

[itii]

Nov 2, 2018 7:45:04 GMT -5 mouthofinfinity said:

Proposing a future analcarbomb memorial tournament where the winner gets the contents of With Honor’s cash box.

Can we throw $86 and an emergency cell phone into the crowd or is that a safety hazard?

[xchocolatesensationx]

tim kelley’s fat-ue on a pole match.

may as well make the next even name “just can’t eat enough” or “screaming gets you stuffing”

[djilo91]

Oh i like that one.

Let get a handicap match of BBO vs. Bravecaptain to decide if AN sucks or not

[beckybreach]

bravecaptain doesn't even wrestle bro he's too busy skateboarding.

[Yung Nick]

NOVEMBER COMING FIRE

11  -  17  -  18
BiLW World Championship Match
MEOWFUNCTION vs ???

DMS World Title
Big Decision vs King Lobster

BiLW Euro Champion
Duck vs MasterMacheteSquad

BiLW Tag Team Championship
BiLW Management (Choke and Wrenn) vs Da$ Kapital Homies (xChocolateSensationx and Alex 3K) vs Board Horsemen (Mouthofinfinity and Hungrylikethewolf)

6-MAN-LADDER MATCH (THE BiLW CHAMP PICKS STIPULATION)
Jonsetsfire vs Taylorm vs Fester vs SchlongConnery vs Jesper vs Stevedave

Boston Beat Off (Slick Dick Nick and djilo91 and Roulettesyndrome) vs Insane Pound Posse (twoforflinching and borntodie)


JDS vs Awwhellyeah vs TopRopeSwanton vs Brah_life



Here it is everyone. 𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 you may want to think of a stipulation for the 6 man ladder match soon and let me know. This could be your last move as world champion. Much like a president on his way out of his term, you may want to make a move on that match that will make people wanting you back. 

Who will be your opponent? You will find out. 

*Card subject to change

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@patanegra JDS  xchocolatesensationx  Talentless Elvis Costello  MMST3K  Percussionist Foster Grant  stevedave  jonsetsfire  Top Rope Swanton  awwhellyeah  jesper Brah-lie  itii  SchlongConnery  @nightmare  Hungry Like The Wolf  lobsterdog  mouthofinfinity  

[Yung Nick]

Additional BiLW information:

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CHAMPIONS

BiLW WORLD CHAMPION(S):

Teddy Boy Greg - won B9 Battle Royal @ B9 Battle Royal, July 2018 - August 2018, 0-1-1 as champion

MEOWFUNCTION - defeated Teddy Boy Greg @ Summer Scam, August 2018 - present, 3-1 as champion

DMS CHAMPION(S):

Rick Ta Life - defeated Toby Morse @ B9 Battle Royal, July 2018 - August 2018, 0-1 as champion

Oldorder - won 8 man battle royal @ Summer Scam, August 2018 - September 2018, 0-1 as champion

Mindlis - defeated Oldorder and 2 others @ September to Remember, September 2018 - present, 1-1 as champion

Big Decision - defeated mindlis @ Tag Tournament, October 2018 - present

BiLW TAG CHAMPIONS:

B9 OG's (Teddy Boy Greg & Wild Steve) - defaulted champions, August 2018 - October 2018, 2-0 as champion

VACATED - October 2018 -

BiLW Management (Wrenn and Choke) - defeated Da$ Kapital Homies @ Tag Tournament, October 2018 - present

EURO CHAMPION:

Schlongconnery - defeated Duck, Jesper, and Mouthofinfinity @ September to Remember, September 2018 - October 2018, 0-1 as champion

Duck - defeated Schlongconnery @ Tag Tournament, October 2018 - present

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History and Info

Current Contenders (Contention determined by work rate/thread activity/winning/storylines) :

King Lobster

MasterMacheteSquad

KerryxKing

Alex 3K

xChocolatesensationX

Hungrylikethewolf

Mouthofinfinity

Jabronis:

Radiation

New Fury

DrewBlood

Brave Captain

Yosupbro

Current Rivalries:

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Wins Leaders:

MEOWFUNCTION - 8, 1x BiLW Champion, B Block and B9 Climax Finals winner


Teddy Boy Greg - 5, 1x B9 Battle Royal winner / 1x BiLW Champion / 1x BiLW Tag Champion


Awwhellyeah - 3, A Block B9 Climax winner and Finals runner up


Mindlis - 4, 1x DMS Champion


Big Decision - 4, 1x DMS Champion (including scam in the sky)


BiLW Management - 4, 1x Tag Champions / Won Tag Tournament)


Da$ Kapital Homies - 3, won A block of Tag Tournament


B9 OG's - 3, 1x BiLW Tag Champions


Sour Patch Kidz - 3


Brah_Life - 2

[bravecaptain]

Nov 2, 2018 19:39:22 GMT -5 beckybreach said:

bravecaptain doesn't even wrestle bro he's too busy skateboarding.

fucken cowabunga hang ten bitch 

[mouthofinfinity]

Damn that’s a pretty post.