jonsetsfire
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Post by jonsetsfire on Aug 27, 2019 23:52:00 GMT -5
$30 for a shape up? Imagine getting your hair cut by someone who wasn't Dominican. No thanks. Preach (despite my barber not being Dominican, as there aren't too many Dominicans in Wisconsin). And is there a septum piercing quota in white barbershops? Goddamn. Bro. There was this spot that I used to go to in Kenosha. It had to be a front for this weak-ass biker club out there. But the dude that would cut me legit looked like he had done time...and was white. $12 for a tight as FUCK fade. I wish I could remember the name. *Edit, the spot is called Big Hit Barber Shop.
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Aug 28, 2019 0:00:10 GMT -5
Buzzcuts at my place wen't from 13.95 to 22.50 lmao Unless they are fading the sides you may as well spend that $22 on some clippers and spend the 5 minutes doing it yourself. You’d finish long before you’d even arrive to the barbershop.
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Aug 28, 2019 0:03:26 GMT -5
$30 for a shape up? Imagine getting your hair cut by someone who wasn't Dominican. No thanks. I prefer Koreans.
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Aug 28, 2019 0:07:05 GMT -5
I once got my haircut by a guy who spent the entire time arguing with Verizon about his cellphone bill.
I wasn’t going to tip him, but he had a straight razor and the demeanor of someone with nothing to lose.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2019 0:08:56 GMT -5
How many of y’all actually pay full price for haircuts on the reg? If I have a wedding or something formal coming up I’ll visit a barber but otherwise I’m just using a 2 guard over my whole head every couple weeks.
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Post by squid on Aug 28, 2019 0:08:58 GMT -5
Buzzcuts at my place wen't from 13.95 to 22.50 lmao Unless they are fading the sides you may as well spend that $22 on some clippers and spend the 5 minutes doing it yourself. You’d finish long before you’d even arrive to the barbershop. Or you could pay me to do it because I’m cute :)
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Aug 28, 2019 0:18:12 GMT -5
Unless they are fading the sides you may as well spend that $22 on some clippers and spend the 5 minutes doing it yourself. You’d finish long before you’d even arrive to the barbershop. Or you could pay me to do it because I’m cute :) As a matter of principle I only give my business to ugly people.
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Post by squid on Aug 28, 2019 0:31:30 GMT -5
I’m ugly, I just have self confidence!
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Post by killthekool on Aug 28, 2019 1:15:57 GMT -5
Chick kinda looks like this
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Post by treebeard is a mook on Aug 28, 2019 3:29:40 GMT -5
It's a salon if it's north of $25 I go to a local salon and they only charge me $20 to wash my hair and cut it. The best ones I've gotten are when the person doing it is drunk. And no, I'm not joking. This isn't Greatclips or some nonsense like that, either. Just a local place. Meanwhile the barbershop across the street with pretentious, heavily-tattooed guys who retired from hardcore charges that much for a shave with a straight razor. Every time I walk past it, the barbers glare at my beautiful hair from the window. It's hilarious.
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Aug 28, 2019 3:50:18 GMT -5
All their prices are bullshit, but this one is straight up extortion
BEARD SHAPING $25 Tame the mane! Carefully groom and trim to your specifications.
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Post by jonsetsfire on Aug 28, 2019 7:14:22 GMT -5
All their prices are bullshit, but this one is straight up extortion BEARD SHAPING $25 Tame the mane! Carefully groom and trim to your specifications. I think $30 for a buzz is highway robbery. That's literally the easiest thing to do. I cannot give myself a tight fade/taper. So I will continue to pay for that. Who here has full length conversations with their barber while getting a cut? I'm more of a "lemme sit here quietly and relax while you focus on my head" kind of person.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2019 7:24:55 GMT -5
What kind of fucking fool pays $25 for a beard trim? Do Portland hipsters have Wall Street money now or something?
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Post by Classic lala on Aug 28, 2019 8:03:43 GMT -5
Is it standard for barber shops in the us to have the vacuum thing connected to the clippers?. The shop that I wen't to the in Missouri had that, it was awesome.
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Post by 😎 🥔 Yung Nik 🍾 😎 on Aug 28, 2019 8:17:23 GMT -5
What she charge for a bush whack?
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Post by cliffross on Aug 28, 2019 8:26:28 GMT -5
45 dollars for a hair cut? The fuckkkkk.
I can get a hand job for 30 dollars.
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Post by cliffross on Aug 28, 2019 8:27:25 GMT -5
Is it sexist to not want to get a haircut by a woman? Literally every time my hair is fucked. I just trust black men, or british dude in suits.
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Post by cliffross on Aug 28, 2019 8:27:48 GMT -5
Is it standard for barber shops in the us to have the vacuum thing connected to the clippers?. The shop that I wen't to the in Missouri had that, it was awesome. Trying shaving your dick with it
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Post by ssdecongest on Aug 28, 2019 10:15:08 GMT -5
Preach (despite my barber not being Dominican, as there aren't too many Dominicans in Wisconsin). And is there a septum piercing quota in white barbershops? Goddamn. Bro. There was this spot that I used to go to in Kenosha. It had to be a front for this weak-ass biker club out there. But the muchacho that would cut me legit looked like he had done time...and was white. $12 for a tight as FUCK fade. I wish I could remember the name. *Edit, the spot is called Big Hit Barber Shop. Not surprising. The Outlaws used to be runnin thangs down there. But hey, can’t knock a guy learning a practical skill in the pen, just keep hipster cornballs with rollie fingers staches or pompadours the fuck away from my head. What was that “Punk bar” down there called? And shout out to the only White Castle in Wisconsin. I’m also happy this thread got hijacked, I agree with oldorder, that hgii shits played out.
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Post by quit_everything on Aug 28, 2019 10:20:27 GMT -5
Is it sexist to not want to get a haircut by a woman? Literally every time my hair is fucked. I just trust black men, or british muchacho in suits. yes
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Post by theywalkedinline on Aug 28, 2019 10:36:33 GMT -5
Is it standard for barber shops in the us to have the vacuum thing connected to the clippers?. The shop that I wen't to the in Missouri had that, it was awesome.
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Aug 28, 2019 10:44:42 GMT -5
The guy who cuts my hair at the salon I go to is a big fat gay (in a good way) guy in his early fifties who grew up during new wave. We usually spend the entire time talking about the movie "Absolute Beginners" and talking shit about people in town. The most he's ever charged me is $20. The only downside is you basically have to carve your entire afternoon out for a haircut because muchacho does a lot of expressive talking with his hands and the actual appointment takes like... 2.5 hours.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2019 11:15:55 GMT -5
Super cuts or whatever that chain is charges 13 no way I’m paying more than that. i immediately imagined a bowl cut after reading this post came to post this exact thing because it happened to me in high school.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2019 11:16:29 GMT -5
How many of y’all actually pay full price for haircuts on the reg? If I have a wedding or something formal coming up I’ll visit a barber but otherwise I’m just using a 2 guard over my whole head every couple weeks. me cause i don't shave my head lmao
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Post by 😎 🥔 Yung Nik 🍾 😎 on Aug 28, 2019 11:17:07 GMT -5
my brother's past 3 girlfriends cut hair so i havent paid for one in years
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Post by cliffross on Aug 28, 2019 11:24:38 GMT -5
Is it sexist to not want to get a haircut by a woman? Literally every time my hair is fucked. I just trust black men, or british muchacho in suits. yes I'm ok with that.
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Post by stephanie on Aug 28, 2019 11:30:04 GMT -5
Maybe you just have a fucked up head.
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Post by cliffross on Aug 28, 2019 11:32:47 GMT -5
Maybe you just have a fucked up head. That's possible. Sexy doe.
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on Aug 28, 2019 11:51:06 GMT -5
holy shit she's even worse than the picture that everybody was making fun of in the first thread. HGII actually tried to brag about getting head from that chick. Now I'm really starting to understand why olderolder just sort of let the whole thing happen. It's like getting car jacked for your 1990 carrola that has the bumper being held on by a bungie cord. "all yours, buddy!"
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Post by koreangirls on Aug 28, 2019 12:00:08 GMT -5
Damn, she so fine I'd learn how to pronounce her last name for her.
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