jaredfromsubway
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Jul 6, 2018 16:28:51 GMT -5
Sean Penn and it's not even close as far as being better. Once Pirates came out, all of Depp's roles were basically a Jack Sparrow parody
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Post by captainsunshine on Jul 6, 2018 16:29:17 GMT -5
Also fuck I forgot about this nightmare of a band. A nightmare on band street
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2018 16:35:05 GMT -5
anybody seen sweeney todd? i've always been fascinated by it since i saw billboards of it as a play as a kid
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Post by lilmeatsauce on Jul 6, 2018 16:38:28 GMT -5
the last johnny depp movie i enjoyed was ninth gate.
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Post by connor on Jul 6, 2018 16:42:51 GMT -5
sean penn's writing definitely needs to be factored into the equation. if you don't wanna read the whole thing, just scroll down to the poem and then read the last quote above the article's clarification.
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Post by beckybreach on Jul 6, 2018 16:44:32 GMT -5
There was a period of time that I didn't mind Johnny Depp, but Sean Penn has always been annoying.
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Post by captainsunshine on Jul 6, 2018 16:46:01 GMT -5
lol i remember that ass piss line being brought up on old board
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Post by krujones on Jul 6, 2018 17:00:54 GMT -5
I used to be a Depp Stan at one point but that dude has made like 2 watchable movies on top of his shitty personal life
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Post by judgesmails on Jul 6, 2018 17:42:58 GMT -5
I would argue that on the whole penn is a better actor than depp. Depp relies on a bunch of shitty cosmetics and accents and effects while Penn can pull out some good emotions during something like Mystic River which doesnt require him to be a cartoon or anything. but on the other hand I do think Penn overacts for fucking sure Depp has some good roles where he’s a fairly regular person, i.e. Black Mass, Rear Window, Fear and Loathing. He sucks as a person, but Penn is such a douche. It’s a coin flip to me.
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Post by twocripplesdancing on Jul 6, 2018 17:49:18 GMT -5
lol i remember that ass piss line being brought up on old board Came to post that little nugget. Never been impressed by anything from Sean Penn, even low-key shit like Colors and State of Grace. Hit me up with films of his I should check out.
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Post by captainsunshine on Jul 6, 2018 17:51:01 GMT -5
I would argue that on the whole penn is a better actor than depp. Depp relies on a bunch of shitty cosmetics and accents and effects while Penn can pull out some good emotions during something like Mystic River which doesnt require him to be a cartoon or anything. but on the other hand I do think Penn overacts for fucking sure Depp has some good roles where he’s a fairly regular person, i.e. Black Mass, Rear Window, Fear and Loathing. He sucks as a person, but Penn is such a douche. It’s a coin flip to me. bruh WHAT THE FUCK are you talking about?? in Black Mass they basically do him up as a a Dracula with a boston accent and Hunter S Thompson is legitimately the least normal human being to ever exist. Also im gonna assume you meant to say Secret Window where he did play a semi-normal person and he did so unconvincingly. He literally was unconvincing as a normal human being
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2018 17:58:39 GMT -5
Oh shit. I forgot about Colors.
Man, I hope Sean Penn gets kicked in the face
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Post by slowmath on Jul 6, 2018 18:09:10 GMT -5
I can't say I like either of them as actual humans, but I think Depp has been in a larger number of enjoyable films than Penn, even with all the shitters he's been in over the last decade.
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Post by captainsunshine on Jul 6, 2018 18:17:13 GMT -5
damn, im going through Penn's wiki and honestly he really doesnt have too many hits to his name imo, most are shits or just meh's. Sweet and Lowdown is a good one tho, I always forget about that one. I do think after some consideration that as far as titles to their name Depp has him beat
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2018 18:29:55 GMT -5
anybody seen sweeney todd? Hell naw
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 6, 2018 22:20:04 GMT -5
This is a tough one!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2018 23:05:37 GMT -5
ALLRIGHT HAMILTON
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on Jul 6, 2018 23:31:23 GMT -5
Russel Brand is worse than both of them combined
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Post by jesper on Jul 7, 2018 4:55:40 GMT -5
hmmm
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2018 6:31:34 GMT -5
damn, im going through Penn's wiki and honestly he really doesnt have too many hits to his name imo, most are shits or just meh's. Sweet and Lowdown is a good one tho, I always forget about that one. I do think after some consideration that as far as titles to their name Depp has him beat Like are you talking like blockbuster films or just in general? Cause he had a 10 year run with The Game, The Thin Red Line, Sweet and Lowdown, Mystic River, 21 Grams, and Milk. That's better than Johnny Depps whole filmography imo.
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jaredfromsubway
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Jul 7, 2018 10:47:02 GMT -5
21 Grams is better than most of the movies Depp was in. The Tree of Life is a masterpiece.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2018 11:29:38 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2018 11:37:10 GMT -5
Punching someone in the ribs is a weird move. Imagine being in a real fight (not a boxing match) and punching the other muchacho in the arm or chest. It should only be stomach or face or throat, everywhere else seems unpractical
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 10, 2018 11:39:38 GMT -5
Punching someone in the ribs is a weird move. Imagine being in a real fight (not a boxing match) and punching the other muchacho in the arm or chest. It should only be stomach or face or throat, everywhere else seems unpractical I don't think Depp knows how to fight
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2018 11:42:29 GMT -5
Obviously not hehe.
Picturing Depp punching a guy in the ribs who is laughing and going "ow man stop" is funny to think about. "Take that...and that"
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 10, 2018 11:59:25 GMT -5
Punching someone in the ribs is a weird move. Imagine being in a real fight (not a boxing match) and punching the other muchacho in the arm or chest. It should only be stomach or face or throat, everywhere else seems unpractical I don't think Depp knows how to fight Sean penn now that guy can throw a punch
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2018 12:00:53 GMT -5
I would beat the shit out of Sean Penn
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2018 12:13:42 GMT -5
I would beat the shit out of Sean Penn <iframe width="13.720000000000027" height="2.8400000000000034" style="position: absolute; width: 13.720000000000027px; height: 2.8400000000000034px; z-index: -9999; border-style: none;left: 15px; top: -5px;" id="MoatPxIOPT0_70536011" scrolling="no"></iframe> <iframe width="13.720000000000027" height="2.8400000000000034" style="position: absolute; width: 13.72px; height: 2.84px; z-index: -9999; border-style: none; left: 636px; top: -5px;" id="MoatPxIOPT0_52874821" scrolling="no"></iframe> <iframe width="13.720000000000027" height="2.8400000000000034" style="position: absolute; width: 13.72px; height: 2.84px; z-index: -9999; border-style: none; left: 15px; top: 83px;" id="MoatPxIOPT0_29524546" scrolling="no"></iframe> <iframe width="13.720000000000027" height="2.8400000000000034" style="position: absolute; width: 13.72px; height: 2.84px; z-index: -9999; border-style: none; left: 636px; top: 83px;" id="MoatPxIOPT0_68404983" scrolling="no"></iframe> <iframe width="13.379999999999995" height="2.8400000000000034" style="position: absolute; width: 13.379999999999995px; height: 2.8400000000000034px; z-index: -9999; border-style: none;left: 15px; top: -5px;" id="MoatPxIOPT0_88407655" scrolling="no"></iframe> <iframe width="13.379999999999995" height="2.8400000000000034" style="position: absolute; width: 13.38px; height: 2.84px; z-index: -9999; border-style: none; left: 619px; top: -5px;" id="MoatPxIOPT0_22294560" scrolling="no"></iframe> <iframe width="13.379999999999995" height="2.8400000000000034" style="position: absolute; width: 13.38px; height: 2.84px; z-index: -9999; border-style: none; left: 15px; top: 84px;" id="MoatPxIOPT0_587572" scrolling="no"></iframe> <iframe width="13.379999999999995" height="2.8400000000000034" style="position: absolute; width: 13.38px; height: 2.84px; z-index: -9999; border-style: none; left: 619px; top: 84px;" id="MoatPxIOPT0_40354471" scrolling="no"></iframe> this one time i was at the grocery store, and i see a tussle out front. one guy punched another in the ribs a couple times and then a group of guys swarmed the puncher. turns out he was trying to steal a case of beer and someone from the store tried to stop him and got a couple punches in the ribs
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2018 12:15:11 GMT -5
Geneweneondrugs just gave me my 138th like. Fonk yeah
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2018 12:17:29 GMT -5
in too cool, you cant see likes. only dislikes
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