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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2018 9:48:49 GMT -5
For the restrooms I typically use at work, there are two private/locking door ones right next to each other. I'll sometimes go to use one and I'll use the one furthest away. People will walk up, try the handle on my door first before going into the other unoccupied one. WHY THE FUCK wouldn't you just immediately go to the unoccupied one?!! Maybe they like stressing you out.
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jul 9, 2018 9:55:44 GMT -5
Probably.
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Post by bruja on Jul 9, 2018 10:17:12 GMT -5
When I was working at a call center 90% of the staff were female and the bathrooms were awful. Always smelled like shit, pee on the seats, girls would leave their bloody tampons in the toilet and there would be blood on the floor/seats, wouldn’t wash their hands, etc etc.
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 9, 2018 10:19:04 GMT -5
The bathrooms at the call center i work at suuuuuck
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jul 9, 2018 10:23:07 GMT -5
I imagine there could be an entire thread about working at a call center. I imagine it's just dumpster person palooza.
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 9, 2018 10:24:33 GMT -5
It is. But thankfully, we have everyone work from home now. Started last week. It's just me and 3 other people now. It's nice.
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 9, 2018 10:24:49 GMT -5
The biggest issue is its "public"
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Post by antipasto on Jul 9, 2018 10:26:01 GMT -5
One coworker pisses all over the rim/floor, and sets used paper towels on top of the trash instead of throwing them in. Also, when you're in there for a while someone will either light a fire under the door, shoot baby powder under the door, or just open the door and leave you vulnerable
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 9, 2018 10:27:37 GMT -5
When I worked the graveyard shift at a gas station, every morning this girl would come in around 4AM and (id assume) do some smack. She'd be in the bathroom for a good hour/hour and a half. Never really put two and two together cause I didnt pay much attention to who was in the store. Just wanted to go home. Found needles in the trash one day before leaving. It was hands down her and after that, I locked the bathrooms at night.
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Post by Depeche Mode on Jul 9, 2018 10:44:33 GMT -5
my brother is a "practitioner of the custodial arts" and has walked in on students filling their water bottles using toilet water.
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Post by Depeche Mode on Jul 9, 2018 10:45:09 GMT -5
it smelled like a woman had calved a blood clot lasagna one of the first times in years i gagged reading something, wow.
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Post by bruja on Jul 9, 2018 11:04:43 GMT -5
my brother is a "practitioner of the custodial arts" and has walked in on students filling their water bottles using toilet water. Whaaaaaat
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 9, 2018 11:05:38 GMT -5
what the fuuuuuuck?
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jul 9, 2018 11:18:08 GMT -5
The bathrooms at my high school were seriously deplorable at all times. The doors on the majority of the stalls were gone, some toilets didn't even have seats. Boogers and shit everywhere. I used to skip class just because I had to go home and shit.
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Post by DAYMAN on Jul 9, 2018 11:21:12 GMT -5
People who don't fucking flush should seriously be hung in the town square. Absolute dumpster characteristic. The toilets at work are automatic and they still somehow fail to flush. I recently used a private restroom at work and it smelled like a woman had calved a blood clot lasagna moments before I entered the room. I've never experienced a stinky tampon situation THAT fierce in my fucking life, holy shit. People pissing on the toilet seat. This is grade school level shit and you're still failing at it. Jump in front of a bus. People who take a smelly shit in a private restroom and close the door afterwards. A. People think the bathroom is occupied if the door is closed B. How the FUCK do you expect your dump to air out if you close the door? Kill yourself. I'll routinely walk around the corner and enter the private restroom at work only to find some stooge filling his Kleen Kanteen or drying his hands with the door wide open. Close the fucking door if you're using the bathroom, you mong. People who take ages to finish their business in the bathroom. It shouldn't take a man 5 minutes to piss, wash hands and exit the restroom. Develop some sense of urgency. This kind of shit is why America sucks dick. "calved a blood clot lasagna" is a GOAT phrase, fuck.
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 9, 2018 11:23:51 GMT -5
my brother is a "practitioner of the custodial arts" and has walked in on students filling their water bottles using toilet water. WTF
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Post by twocripplesdancing on Jul 9, 2018 11:32:50 GMT -5
A girl in our office said they caught someone walking out of a cubicle - toilet flushing in the background - chowing down on a burrito like it was nothing.
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Post by JDS on Jul 9, 2018 11:38:41 GMT -5
Splashback. My toilet at home does not do this, why you gotta?
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jul 9, 2018 11:40:18 GMT -5
The receptionist at my old office would sit in the bathroom for (not exaggerating) at LEAST an hour at a time, playing video games on her phone with the sound full blast.
People complained about her (because she would be away from the reception area for an hour at a time multiple times a day), so she told them she had IBS and they couldn't do anything about it.
This bitch had it all figured out.
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jul 9, 2018 11:43:21 GMT -5
People who don't flush after taking a shit should have to take it out of the toilet with their hands and carry it around in shame.
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 9, 2018 11:45:54 GMT -5
People who don't flush after taking a shit should have to take it out of the toilet with their hands and carry it around in shame. Then shove it back between their butt cheeks and run a mile
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jul 9, 2018 11:50:06 GMT -5
People who don't flush after taking a shit should have to take it out of the toilet with their hands and carry it around in shame. Then shove it back between their butt cheeks and run a mile Run home and stay there.
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jul 9, 2018 11:52:44 GMT -5
I'll cough, flush, run the faucet... anything to mask the sound of my explosive dung.
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Post by concealer on Jul 9, 2018 11:52:56 GMT -5
Motherfuckers trying to open the door without knocking first. We have like 12 employees here, and one shared bathroom. 99% of the time the door is closed, it’s occupied. Otherwise it’s slightly ajar. Stop trying to open it without knocking, why do you wanna see me shitting so bad? The toilet is too far from the door to reach so if you forget to lock it you’re boned. It’s the same bitch trying to open it every time too. Give a knock, wait, if no response, crack the door open a bit, wait, and then enter if no one says anything. How is it that complicated
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Post by nastyy on Jul 9, 2018 11:57:26 GMT -5
New kid on my team doesn't wash his hands after using the restroom. Not after #1 or #2...
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 9, 2018 12:03:12 GMT -5
Employees that shave in the sink and leave it there
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Post by lilmeatsauce on Jul 9, 2018 12:06:27 GMT -5
my brother is a "practitioner of the custodial arts" and has walked in on students filling their water bottles using toilet water. Whaaaaaat you guys have no idea what those big corporations put in bottled water!
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jul 9, 2018 12:09:44 GMT -5
For the restrooms I typically use at work, there are two private/locking door ones right next to each other. I'll sometimes go to use one and I'll use the one furthest away. People will walk up, try the handle on my door first before going into the other unoccupied one. WHY THE FUCK wouldn't you just immediately go to the unoccupied one?!! Maybe you're the dick for being ignorant to their turf.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2018 14:44:35 GMT -5
my brother is a "practitioner of the custodial arts" and has walked in on students filling their water bottles using toilet water. HELL YEAH
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Post by mustardtiger on Jul 9, 2018 14:56:41 GMT -5
My office has a serial "kick flusher" (someone who flushes the toilet with their shoe instead of by hand) and we get shit from time to time from the building staff in regards to messed up toilets. Well, I was taking my morning poop earlier today and I noticed that someone in the stall next to me was using their feet to flush the toilet. I'm trying to find out the identity of the perp (they were wearing a pair of black Adidas sneakers), but will I look like a creep if I expose them to the masses?
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