Percussionist Foster Grant
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"My name is Geoff Tate." - Geoff Tate
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Dec 12, 2019 14:05:45 GMT -5
So he just has *ONE* nude of his GF on his phone, even though she just loves to "voyeur". Asks her if its okay AFTER doing it, and she's all "yeah babe, thats a really, really cool idea. I love B9 board". Then instead of asking her for more, has to dig through the extreme fringes of the internet to find one of her...that just exists. Just one though. None of this is based in reality. What's a B9 board?
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chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on Dec 12, 2019 14:06:36 GMT -5
lol roofies deciding what’s based in reality and what isn’t
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Yung Nick
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troubled yoot
I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on Dec 12, 2019 14:07:02 GMT -5
smdh
If any partners disrespect board, dispose of them properly.
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roofies
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raped in space by jeff bezos
gender relations life coach
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Post by roofies on Dec 12, 2019 14:07:03 GMT -5
I’ve met probably a half dozen women over the last couple years who knew about the board and I’d always lead up to it with an ambiguous question like “hey, remember the b9 board? Hahahah!” and go from there. The overwhelming response was “that place was a cesspool” which I would hastily agree with bc I wanted to touch some boobs Im friends with a few ex-lady posters and they shudder at the name.
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roofies
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gender relations life coach
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Post by roofies on Dec 12, 2019 14:07:35 GMT -5
lol roofies deciding what’s based in reality and what isn’t I live a balanced life.
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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"My name is Geoff Tate." - Geoff Tate
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Dec 12, 2019 14:09:41 GMT -5
Any girl I knew who posted on this board is long lost in normiedom by this point. I knew a girl from Walnut Creek who posted here when she was 17 and definitely flashed any hardcore dude who asked her at Posi Numbers.
She's undoubtedly squirted out three kids by now while simultaneously running an Etsy store from her home in the North Bay.
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Yung Nick
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Post by Yung Nick on Dec 12, 2019 14:11:37 GMT -5
Whenever I see or hear Posi Numbers, you come to mind. I feel like 75% of your funny stories come from Posi Numbers.
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chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on Dec 12, 2019 14:12:26 GMT -5
Skinnykinney moved on to the baby yoda thread, I’m out
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Yung Nick
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Post by Yung Nick on Dec 12, 2019 14:13:14 GMT -5
You're a bitch, Nick. Stay here with the homies. Let the kids go play elsewhere.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 14:14:09 GMT -5
Skinnykinney moved on to the baby yoda thread, I’m out Met this dime down in Dagobah. I'd squirt out a few yiddles and yodles with that piece.
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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"My name is Geoff Tate." - Geoff Tate
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Dec 12, 2019 14:14:47 GMT -5
Whenever I see or hear Posi Numbers, you come to mind. I feel like 75% of your funny stories come from Posi Numbers. It was unreal. Seriously one of the best weekends of my life.
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chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on Dec 12, 2019 14:17:09 GMT -5
You're a bitch, Nick. Stay here with the homies. Let the kids go play elsewhere. I’ll be monitoring this thread, but for now it’s devolved into story time with lorm Until he posts pictures of him wearing his jeans, I just can’t be bothered with any more posi numbers or rain fest tales
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Yung Nick
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Post by Yung Nick on Dec 12, 2019 14:18:19 GMT -5
A group chat with CondoRave, Lorm, and Chaospouch is what I want for christmas.
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santa
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Post by santa on Dec 12, 2019 14:19:53 GMT -5
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Dec 12, 2019 14:21:09 GMT -5
Story time with Lorm is okay with me.
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deadsouls
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Post by deadsouls on Dec 12, 2019 14:24:05 GMT -5
Goddamn it, Santa.
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chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on Dec 12, 2019 14:25:51 GMT -5
Plot twist: Santa is skinnykinney
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Dec 12, 2019 14:27:20 GMT -5
Plot twist: Santa is skinnykinney Are you calling me fat??
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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"My name is Geoff Tate." - Geoff Tate
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Dec 12, 2019 14:27:38 GMT -5
I submit for board approval a photo of me from 2005, wearing Misfits slip-on's and the first ever Deathwish, Inc. t-shirt design. Pictured is also my old bass player, who wen't on to be the touring bassist for Big Time Rush. :D
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 14:28:54 GMT -5
drinking shasta with the boys
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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"My name is Geoff Tate." - Geoff Tate
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Dec 12, 2019 14:29:41 GMT -5
Pre-bubble water days.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 14:29:56 GMT -5
No ankles no care, lorm
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chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on Dec 12, 2019 14:30:06 GMT -5
What’s up with your homies waistline man
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Yung Nick
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troubled yoot
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Post by Yung Nick on Dec 12, 2019 14:30:40 GMT -5
Taylor, our body shape is so much alike it's scary.
With that being said, I will take all your old misfits merch you no longer want.
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Cholo Molester
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off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Dec 12, 2019 14:30:54 GMT -5
were you wearing 32x32 pants in 05?
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chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on Dec 12, 2019 14:31:26 GMT -5
Where are you fuckers from that you’re so misshapen? Did you grow up near a nuclear power plant? Is your dad also your brother?
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deadsouls
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Post by deadsouls on Dec 12, 2019 14:32:23 GMT -5
Did you get consent from your ex(bass player) before posting his soul patch? I wouldn’t give it if I were him; keep embarrassing facial hair in the past where it belongs.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 14:32:33 GMT -5
my family tree is a wreath
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Yung Nick
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Post by Yung Nick on Dec 12, 2019 14:33:06 GMT -5
Misshapen but ill still stab you in the fucking face, pussy
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Post by 𝕄𝔼👁𝕎𝔽𝕌ℕℂ𝕋𝕀👁ℕ on Dec 12, 2019 14:35:38 GMT -5
One of my favorite parts of this whole saga is skinny allegedly getting consent from his shawty to post her tits on the board “Yo, do you mind if the boys on BiL see your tits? What? BiL? It’s a message board, long story......” And a woman would actually say yes to this Board is way cooler than reddit, and that place is full of consensual tiddies
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