ITID
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least likely to win at literally anything
Actually funny, not actually fun
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Post by ITID on Jul 14, 2018 0:48:18 GMT -5
I often help strangers get stuff off the top shelf cuz I'm p tall This is easily one of the most bumass social contracts going. You make eye contact with any product at chest level or higher and there's three shorts looking up at with crying kitten eyes, but you find something on the bottom shelf and they look at you like you have go-go-gadget arms and disappear like wood nymphs. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2018 10:26:52 GMT -5
one time i gave a wheelchair kid a game gear but it didnt have a game in it. also some punk stole his cushion
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chuggingpus
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Post by chuggingpus on Jul 14, 2018 10:50:29 GMT -5
In grade school there was a slow kid that got his ass handed to him everyday on the playground. I was the only other kid that defended his ass everyday. Who beats on a borderline hard-rocker?? Fucking rotten kids.
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 14, 2018 10:58:12 GMT -5
In grade school there was a slow kid that got his ass handed to him everyday on the playground. I was the only other kid that defended his ass everyday. Who beats on a borderline hard-rocker?? fuckin' rotten kids. Some guy who was boarder line hard-rocking challenged me to a fight. I didn't show up cause your damned if you win or lose |
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