HOPE EVERYONE LEARNED THEIR LESSON ON BUM-ASS TONY POLLARD

[heathenist]

Sept 8, 2022 19:16:33 GMT -5 itii said:

Imagine having to watch the first game of the year wo fantasy grades...

They have arrived!

[heathenist]

Alex/Shut Up, Biscuit.

12 Deebo Samuel SF, WR 1

13 CeeDee Lamb Dal, WR 2

36 J.K. Dobbins Bal, RB 3

37 Darren Waller LV, TE 4

60 Amon-Ra St. Brown Det, WR 5

61 Adam Thielen Min, WR 6

84 Rashaad Penny Sea, RB 7

85 T.J. Hockenson Det, TE 8

108 Aaron Rodgers GB, QB 9

109 Tom Brady TB, QB 10

132 Raheem Mostert Mia, RB 11

133 Matt gay (in a good way) LAR, K 12

156 Marlon Mack FA, RB 13

157 Colts D/ST Ind, D/ST 14


This is a rough one. RB room is garbage. Maybe Dobbins can get healthy and be good down the stretch, but it’s a very risky pick in round 3. Penny could be surprisingly good, especially at the beginning of the season. But again, can he stay healthy and not get overtaken by Kenny Walker? And your only backups are Mostert who is behind Chase Edmonds in the lineup and Marlon Mack who isn’t even on a roster right now. I think those last two were autodrafted, so you get a pass there, but that’s rough. Much stronger at WR, but it’s a bunch of players I’ve been mostly avoiding at their draft positions. Thielen might be the best pick of the draft for you as long as he hasn’t fallen off a cliff this offseason, which most reports seem to indicate that he hasn’t. I don’t understand drafting two TEs in the middle rounds at all, especially since neither have huge upside IMO. Same with QB, I don’t understand drafting those two. Unless you are taking fliers on huge upside guys at TE or QB, I don’t get taking two at that position. This is clearly the draft strategy of a man walking through the streets toggling between zoom and the draft on his phone and barely paying attention to his own picks let alone the picks of everyone else in the draft. C+




Trev/Dr. Anderson Optometrist

6 Justin Jefferson Min, WR 1

19 Tyreek Hill Mia, WR 2

30 Ezekiel Elliott Dal, RB 3

43 George Kittle SF, TE 4

54 Josh Jacobs LV, RB 5

67 Devin Singletary Buf, RB 6

78 DeVonta Smith Phi, WR 7

91 Drake London Atl, WR 8

102 Matthew Stafford LAR, QB 9

115 J.D. McKissic Wsh, RB 10

126 Mike Gesicki Mia, TE 11

139 Nick Folk NE, K 12

150 Robbie Anderson Car, WR 13

163 Rams D/ST LAR, D/ST 14



The first 3 picks of Jefferson/Hill/Zeke are solid, but I personally try to avoid having known abusers on my rosters, and you drafted 2/3 with your first picks. I don’t love Kittle in round 4, but he has the chance to be a very high-end TE, so it’s a fine pick, but again, I don’t understand drafting a 2nd TE in Gesicki here. I’m fully out on Jacobs and Singletary. I don’t think either coaching staff has much confidence in either guy. Not crazy about rolling with Stafford as the only option at QB. I doubt he wins you any games, but he might not lose you any either. Hopefully his elbow holds up. Not a single J-E-S-T JETS? Shame. The Jets finally get a player worth a high end fantasy draft pick and you pass up Hall for Kittle? B

[heathenist]

Me/Dr. Champion

7 Austin Ekeler LAC, RB 1

18 Mark Andrews Bal, TE 2

31 Michael Pittman Jr. Ind, WR 3

42 Marquise Brown Ari, WR 4

55 Clyde Edwards-Helaire KC, RB 5

66 Chase Edmonds Mia, RB 6

79 Allen Lazard GB, WR 7

90 Russell Wilson Den, QB 8

103 Damien Harris NE, RB 9

114 Michael Gallup Dal, WR 10

127 DJ Chark Det, WR 11

138 49ers D/ST SF, D/ST 12

151 Dustin Hopkins LAC, K 13

162 Isiah Pacheco KC, RB 14


Not great at anywhere, but also not terrible anywhere. I really didn’t expect Ekeler to drop to me at number 7, so I’m thrilled with that, and happy grabbing Andrews to secure TE. My first two WR combo of Pittman/Brown could blow up in my face, or I might end up with two top 12 guys, we’ll see. My first big mistake was taking CEH in round 5. I really should have taken a chance on Allen Robinson there, especially because WR really dried up after that. I love getting Edmonds in round 6 though, probably my favorite pick in my draft. Rodgers has to throw the ball to someone right? Why not Lazard? Could be a steal in round 7, but could also be on the waiver wire by week 3. I’ve gotta make at least one homer pick right? Let’s Ride. Russ will probably be worth the round 8 pick, but I don’t see him finishing top 3 at the position. Why do I always end up drafting a Pats RB? Well, Harris fell to the 9th, so maybe this is the year where the Pats have a reliable weekly started at RB (It won’t be). Gallup could be a great pick in round 10 if I can deal with him sitting on my bench for the first few weeks (please get healthy soon). Let’s be honest, I always like my drafts and they always end up not working out and I always end up grabbing value from the waiver wire, so who really cares, this team is gonna look totally different by week 6. (also since writing this two of my picks are already nursing injuries, fantastic) B-


Tim/Trey's Season O N A Giant Slide

2 Ja'Marr Chase Cin, WR 1

23 Nick Chubb Cle, RB 2

26 Tee Higgins Cin, WR 3

47 Josh Allen Buf, QB 4

50 Justin Herbert LAC, QB 5

71 Kareem Hunt Cle, RB 6

74 Hunter Renfrow LV, WR 7

95 Tony Pollard Dal, RB 8

98 Dawson Knox Buf, TE 9

119 James Cook Buf, RB 10

122 Garrett Wilson NYJ, WR 11

143 Daniel Carlson LV, K 12

146 Cowboys D/ST Dal, D/ST 13

167 Darrel Williams Ari, RB 14


Well, well, well… another Tim draft that I think is absolutely bonkers terrible. But like every other season where I hate your draft, it will turn out great… somehow. The draft strategy of going with two Cleveland RBs and two Cinci WRs is so crazy it might just work (if it works I will be investigating you for some sort of fantasy football insider trading). I don’t like drafting QBs early, but Allen will probably be great, so it’s fine. But then you immediately drafted a second QB in the next round?!?! What on earth were you doing? You know we can only start one right? I can’t wait until you’re forced to drop one to the waiver wire because you need to pick up a flex position fill in and everyone in this league is allergic to trades. I’m surprised you didn’t draft two kickers and two DSTs too. But hey, you really filled out your lineup with a couple of backup RBs and a rookie WR. Jokes about your horrible draft and white WRs aside, I do like the Renfrow pick in round 7. And none of this matters because you’ll somehow hit on 3 late round picks and end up in the championship game. F+

[heathenist]

Sarah(‘s Mom)/Board’s Bottom Bitch

11 Stefon Diggs Buf, WR 1

14 Alvin Kamara NO, RB 2

35 Courtland Sutton Den, WR 3

38 Dameon Pierce Hou, RB 4

59 Gabe Davis Buf, WR 5

62 Jalen Hurts Phi, QB 6

83 Kadarius Toney NYG, WR 7

86 AJ Dillon GB, RB 8

107 Albert Okwuegbunam Den, TE 9

110 Julio Jones TB, WR 10

131 Khalil Herbert Chi, RB 11

134 Harrison Butker KC, K 12

155 Chargers D/ST LAC, D/ST 13

158 Rachaad White TB, RB 14


Rosemary seemed to have the draft strategy of taking all the players from my board a few rounds before I planned to pick them. Courtland Sutton in round 5? Forget it, Rosemary grabbed him in round 3. Pierce in round 5-6, nope, Rosemary in round 4. Albert O in the last round? Wrong again, because Rosemary took him in round 9. So the good news is that I like a lot of the players on this team, but don’t really like where they were drafted. Starting with Diggs and Kamara is solid and Sutton could easily return value at the back of the 3rd round. I lThere is a lot of hype around AJ Dillon and his value in the 8th round is great. Could be a weekly flex play and if things swing his way he could end up being a top 12 back (but that would probably take an injury to Aaron Jones). I hope Toney can live up to some of the hype he was getting last year after a few big flash games, but his health could be a problem (not to mention Daniel Jones). Hurts has a chance to be QB 1, which would obviously be great value in round 6. Overall it is a pretty decent draft, but there are some major holes. One is TE. Albert O might not even be the top TE on that team by the end of the season if the rookie Dulcich gets healthy. And the RB depth is pretty weak if Kamara or Pierce don’t work out, I legitimately had no clue who Rachaad White was until just now, 14.6% rostered? Why not I guess? B- -



Paul/RIP CRUNCHY

10 Davante Adams LV, WR 1

15 Joe Mixon Cin, RB 2

34 Jaylen Waddle Mia, WR 3

39 Travis Etienne Jr. Jax, RB 4

58 Dalton Schultz Dal, TE 5

63 Michael Thomas NO, WR 6

82 Derek Carr LV, QB 7

87 DeAndre Hopkins Ari, WR 8

106 Michael Carter NYJ, RB 9

111 Skyy Moore KC, WR 10

130 David Njoku Cle, TE 11

135 Packers D/ST GB, D/ST 12

154 Trevor Lawrence Jax, QB 13

159 Graham Gano NYG, K 14


Couldn’t help yourself with the homer pick in round 1 huh? But I get it, the Raiders finally have a guy who might be worth a round 1 draft pick (he probably won’t be). But at least that was your only homer pick and it wasn’t too much of a reach… wait, Carr in round 7? You know there were still about 10 QBs on the board who will be better than him right? Was this an accidental autodraft pick? Your RB room is… not great. Mixon, Etienne, and Michael Carter. That’s it. But hey, at least you have two QBs who will finish outside of the top 12 and two mediocre TEs. This is a terrible draft. While my draft grades are wrong every year, last year your’s was the one I was most accurate with, so year, terrible. D+

[heathenist]

Jimothy K/The Amazing Corgis

5 Derrick Henry Ten, RB 1

20 Aaron Jones GB, RB 2

29 Kyle Pitts Atl, TE 3

44 Patrick Mahomes KC, QB 4

53 Chris Godwin TB, WR 5

68 Elijah Mitchell SF, RB 6

77 Christian Kirk Jax, WR 7

92 Elijah Moore NYJ, WR 8

101 Marquez Valdes-Scantling KC, WR 9

116 Jakobi Meyers NE, WR 10

125 Hunter Henry NE, TE 11

140 Kirk Cousins Min, QB 12

149 Tyler Bass Buf, K 13

164 Steelers D/ST Pit, D/ST 14


You have two really good RBs, maybe three if Mitchell pays off, but your WR room is full of WR3s. Godwin could payoff nicely if he can stay healthy, and maybe Elijah Moore lives up to the hype from last year, but Kirk and MVS as your only depth is not ideal (Jakobi Meyers doesn’t even count). I still don’t understand drafting two limited upside backup players at TE and QB, especially when you drafted those positions so early. Pitts should be a great pick this year, but why the need for Hunter Henry? For a league with 5 bench spots, using two on those types of picks doesn’t make much sense, especially considering you will probably be able to find equivalents on the waiver wire all season long. But once again you were drafting while driving, so maybe that explains it. Definitely not my kinda draft. C-


Matt/Supreme Brick Squad

4 Christian McCaffrey Car, RB 1

21 Leonard Fournette TB, RB 2

28 Saquon Barkley NYG, RB 3

45 Mike Williams LAC, WR 4

52 Brandin Cooks Hou, WR 5

69 Kyler Murray Ari, QB 6

76 JuJu Smith-Schuster KC, WR 7

93 Zach Ertz Ari, TE 8

100 Justin Tucker Bal, K 9

117 Nyheim Hines Ind, RB 10

124 James Robinson Jax, RB 11

141 Buccaneers D/ST TB, D/ST 12

148 Isaiah McKenzie Buf, WR 13

165 Romeo Doubs GB, WR 14


When I first saw 3 RBS as your first 3 picks I thought it was an awful idea, but you secured two solid WRs in rounds 4 and 5 which makes going RB early not too bad. That said, I’m fully out on Saquon this year, even if he stays healthy, I don’t think his workload will be enough in that offense to put up good numbers. CMC should be great, but again, the health concerns are scary. I expect Fournette to be okay, a solid RB2, but I don’t think he will put up the same numbers as last year, especially considering the health of that O-line. As much as I hate on going with 2 TEs, rolling with Zertz as your only option, and drafting him in the 8th, is questionable. Might get off to an okay start with D-hop gone and the rookie still learning the system, but I suspect he will be worthless by week 7-8. No huge upside plays in the late rounds (unless some injuries happen, in which case James Robinson could be great). At best I see Isaiah Mckenzie as a WR3 and everyone knows how much Rogers hates rookie WRs. This could be a really good draft if people stay healthy because your first 7 rounds were solid. B-


Danny/Real Adam Gase

8 Dalvin Cook Min, RB 1

17 D'Andre Swift Det, RB 2

32 A.J. Brown Phi, WR 3

41 DJ Moore Car, WR 4

56 Allen Robinson II LAR, WR 5

65 Darnell Mooney Chi, WR 6

80 Rashod Bateman Bal, WR 7

89 Rhamondre Stevenson NE, RB 8

104 Melvin Gordon III Den, RB 9

113 Trey Lance SF, QB 10

128 Cole Kmet Chi, TE 11

137 Kenneth Gainwell Phi, RB 12

152 Broncos D/ST Den, D/ST 13

161 Greg Joseph Min, K 14


This is a great draft. Beautiful work, honestly. I don’t see any major holes. I seriously think every pick is great. Which basically means your team is going to absolutely fucking suck. A+

[itii]

Sept 8, 2022 19:19:19 GMT -5 heathenist said:

Sept 8, 2022 19:16:33 GMT -5 itii said:

Imagine having to watch the first game of the year wo fantasy grades...

They have arrived!

Jokes on you though, pollard finishes the season in front of zeke and herbert will wither on my bench until traded.

[Reasonablepizza518]

Really sucks for everyone who drafted Cam Akers.

[yosupbro]

B-? You're off your rocker old man!!!

[heathenist]

Sept 8, 2022 20:23:21 GMT -5 yosupbro said:

B-? You're off your rocker old man!!!

True, I should have given myself at least an A-.

[Untalented Elvis Costello]

yeah my phone died after RD7

would not have picked Hockingson, was on the no bench QB the past few years but starting last year I have reverted back to enjoying the option to play matchups between two solid QBs, fliers on RBs & WRs never work out for me (and I'm sure they don't on the whole - its all about those early season WW pickups) so I'm confident in the strat change, would have preferred Burrows or something though

also, Dobbins will end a top ten RB

[BloodFarts2]

heathenist you doing the draftkings contests again this year?

[killedbyboard]

Hard to give grades in the Losman with FOUR out of six auto drafting.

[heathenist]

Sept 10, 2022 17:05:36 GMT -5 BloodFarts2 said:

heathenist you doing the draftkings contests again this year?

Good question.

I will if people are interested.

[internetbully]

Nervous af for tomorrow. Here’s my team (12 team PPR league):

QB: Brady
RB: Cook
RB: Montgomery
WR: Deebo
WR: Waddle
TE: Waller
FLX: Kirk
D/ST: Streaming that shit (bengals this week)
K: Joseph

Bench: Godwin (WR)
Bench: Claypool (WR)
Bench: Hopkins (WR)
Bench: Cousins (QB)
Bench: Mattison (RB)
Bench: Herbert (RB)
Bench: Burkhead (RB)

[internetbully]

Tom Brady is a loser fuck Tom Brady

[killedbyboard]

Lost in all three of my leagues. I draft like shit apparently.

[internetbully]

All good, chalk it up to bad luck (unless you drafted Cam Akers in which case: lol)

[heathenist]

LOSMAN

I’m gonna be on the road today in an area with very spotty cell service. I’m gonna try to keep an eye on Kamara, but if he doesn’t play, I would start Perriman in his place. Gotta hold on to Sterling Shepard in case Jerome Jeudy is out in the late game. Don’t you live when half of your team is injured?

[throwdemgunz]

In a 14 team league and need to make a push for the playoffs. Im super weak at RB due to injury, right now I have Antonio Gibson and Najee Harris as my starters.

I have Davante Adams and Deebo as WRs, would you trade either of them for Aaron Jones or Travis Etienne? Would probably do a 2 for 2 and also get Devonta Smith or Diontae Johnson, and Id have to give up a shitty RB.

[killedbyboard]

I fucking put Jeff Wilson in before I boarded a plane today and it didn't take. This app is absolute fucking garbage.

[internetbully]

Anyone here that guy who’s gonna pick up the Cleveland rapist?

[Deleted]

I curse the day Kyle Pitts was born

[internetbully]

Nov 22, 2022 12:41:28 GMT -5 @jamesk said:

I curse the day Kyle Pitts was born

Don’t hate the player, hate his dumbass team

[BloodFarts2]

Yeah pitts is ranked 34th for TEs in catchable target rate, on a team that doesn’t pass. Not a good combo. I don’t know what the fuck the falcons are doing taking him and London in the top 10 to go with Arthur smith who loves to rush when down by 21.

[throwdemgunz]

Was up by a ton in my matchup this week in my keeper league, my opponent had only George Kittle left. Of course he scores 20 points and I lose by 2. I fucking hate fantasy football.

[BloodFarts2]

Nov 22, 2022 16:18:20 GMT -5 throwdemgunz said:

Was up by a ton in my matchup this week in my keeper league, my opponent had only George Kittle left. Of course he scores 20 points and I lose by 2. I fucking hate fantasy football.

Literally had this happen too. 1.7 points.

[itii]

Nov 22, 2022 2:09:27 GMT -5 internetbully said:

Anyone here that guy who’s gonna pick up the Cleveland rapist?

yosupbro

[yosupbro]

I (Allegedly) picked him up

[Deleted]

Sept 8, 2022 19:21:44 GMT -5 heathenist said:

Jimothy K/The Amazing Corgis

5 Derrick Henry Ten, RB 1

20 Aaron Jones GB, RB 2

29 Kyle Pitts Atl, TE 3

44 Patrick Mahomes KC, QB 4

53 Chris Godwin TB, WR 5

68 Elijah Mitchell SF, RB 6

77 Christian Kirk Jax, WR 7

92 Elijah Moore NYJ, WR 8

101 Marquez Valdes-Scantling KC, WR 9

116 Jakobi Meyers NE, WR 10

125 Hunter Henry NE, TE 11

140 Kirk Cousins Min, QB 12

149 Tyler Bass Buf, K 13

164 Steelers D/ST Pit, D/ST 14


You have two really good RBs, maybe three if Mitchell pays off, but your WR room is full of WR3s. Godwin could payoff nicely if he can stay healthy, and maybe Elijah Moore lives up to the hype from last year, but Kirk and MVS as your only depth is not ideal (Jakobi Meyers doesn’t even count). I still don’t understand drafting two limited upside backup players at TE and QB, especially when you drafted those positions so early. Pitts should be a great pick this year, but why the need for Hunter Henry? For a league with 5 bench spots, using two on those types of picks doesn’t make much sense, especially considering you will probably be able to find equivalents on the waiver wire all season long. But once again you were drafting while driving, so maybe that explains it. Definitely not my kinda draft. C-

Trey has now been flexed out of the playoffs by this C- team (of which only 5 are still on the roster).

[Untalented Elvis Costello]

you're 6-8 so C- might be generous