SUN HIT FACE
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Jul 9, 2023 7:16:07 GMT -5
More like Jonah Heel, am I right
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Jul 9, 2023 8:01:18 GMT -5
jonah hill about to tank the price of a couple of my samba adidas. damn.
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Jul 9, 2023 9:10:11 GMT -5
I watched that movie where he got therapy and I actually dont mind him at all. His ex girlfriend seems like way more of a twat than he does. Rich white guy likes to surf? Ever been to Mexico, fuck me they're everywhere down there
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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on Jul 9, 2023 9:16:49 GMT -5
have some perspective, we'd all act like whiney bitches if the signif didnt respect Posting culture
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on Jul 9, 2023 9:23:31 GMT -5
Iβm just now catching up on what this Jonah hill shit is actually about. Itβs definitely not on the level on most other shit in this thread but telling your girlfriend who has a career in surfing that youβll break up with her if she posts pictures of herself in bathing suits or surfs with guys is fucking hilarious
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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on Jul 9, 2023 9:32:50 GMT -5
babe i swear i dont post in threads with other women
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Jul 9, 2023 9:35:39 GMT -5
Iβm just now catching up on what this Jonah hill shit is actually about. Itβs definitely not on the level on most other shit in this thread but telling your girlfriend who has a career in surfing that youβll break up with her if she posts pictures of herself in bathing suits or surfs with guys is fucking hilarious yeah, that is ridiculous lol |
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krujones
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Post by krujones on Jul 9, 2023 9:40:12 GMT -5
You can take a fat kid and turn him into a rich celebrity who dates models but you still can't take that fat kid insecurity out of him apparently
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Post by Prostate exam event on Jul 9, 2023 15:45:24 GMT -5
Been seeing a whole lot of creep call out lately. Not a whole lot corky romano apreesh, though.
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JDS
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Post by JDS on Jul 9, 2023 15:58:00 GMT -5
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1funeral2many
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Post by 1funeral2many on Jul 9, 2023 18:55:07 GMT -5
No wonder mclovin made fun of him so much during auditions
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boundforgloryhole
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Post by boundforgloryhole on Jul 9, 2023 19:24:59 GMT -5
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theboobox
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Post by theboobox on Jul 9, 2023 23:43:33 GMT -5
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captainsunshine
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Post by captainsunshine on Jul 10, 2023 0:15:42 GMT -5
have any of you seen that dogshit netflix movie he did with eddie murphy I did watch it because I make it a point to watch most of the terrible movies that get put out that arenβt tied to any existing IP. it was very bad though. Like, exceptionally rough. Even worse than you might think in your mind. I think the most offensive aspect was that you had Eddie Murphy and JLD in your movie who are both comedic gods in their own ways and you didnβt write a single funny line for either of them to deliver. Somehow the only person who delivers any funny lines is David Duchovny inexplicably. |
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Jul 10, 2023 0:19:44 GMT -5
i think i chuckled once the whole time
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not Worship
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Post by not Worship on Jul 10, 2023 0:21:15 GMT -5
did they have like a white elderly person try to rap a song at some point throughout it?
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captainsunshine
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Post by captainsunshine on Jul 10, 2023 0:33:45 GMT -5
did they have like a white elderly person try to rap a song at some point throughout it? Shockingly not but David Duchovny does a solo piano rendition of John Legendβs Ordinary People and honestly itβs one of the few actual funny moments. the elderly white person rapping-type moment of this movie is that Jonah Hillβs character does a live podcast stream near the end where he kinda does a quasi-All Lives Matter type monologue about everyone should get along and it saves his relationship and assumingely solves all race related relations in that movieβs universe |
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Sorley Boy
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Post by Sorley Boy on Jul 10, 2023 0:34:22 GMT -5
My wife was watching that Jonah Hill/Eddie Murphy movie and I remember being legitimately baffled it got made. It's like something from 1997.
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paulkersey
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Post by paulkersey on Jul 10, 2023 10:23:59 GMT -5
Kenya Barris basically gets allowed to do anything he wants. He's the guy behind all the -ish shows and he directed the movie
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theboobox
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Post by theboobox on Jul 10, 2023 10:31:41 GMT -5
Yeah but he also did that White Men Cant Jump remake this year. Hard pass
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paulkersey
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Post by paulkersey on Jul 10, 2023 10:49:02 GMT -5
I didn't say he was any good. I avoid his shit like the plague but the -ish shows, particularly black-ish, are insanely popular. Lots of awful directors/writers get rewarded to make more awful shit
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theywalkedinline
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Post by theywalkedinline on Jul 10, 2023 11:49:55 GMT -5
Sex offender Larry Nassar stabbed multiple times in prison He suffered a collapsed lung after being stabbed twice in the neck, twice in the back and six times in the chest, a prison union leader told NBC. www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66154758.amp |
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Post by RIP RIDE!!! on Jul 10, 2023 15:17:56 GMT -5
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Post by anointed on Jul 10, 2023 17:53:07 GMT -5
twu
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Jul 10, 2023 19:11:48 GMT -5
Sex offender Larry Nassar stabbed multiple times in prison He suffered a collapsed lung after being stabbed twice in the neck, twice in the back and six times in the chest, a prison union leader told NBC. www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66154758.ampLarry Nascar would have just sped away. |
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Post by refill on Jul 10, 2023 19:24:05 GMT -5
Larry Yass-sir would have begged for more
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Post by giorgio merauder on Jul 10, 2023 20:11:26 GMT -5
I can't stop thinking about Jonah Hill saying "surf culture"
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Post by crossedout on Jul 10, 2023 21:59:45 GMT -5
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jul 10, 2023 22:15:27 GMT -5
meaningful existence Seriously, though--why does he look like Tom Araya? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2023 22:50:18 GMT -5
Ngl itβs actually a pretty cool jumper
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