smashedbox
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Post by smashedbox on Sept 8, 2023 11:59:50 GMT -5
lmao Martin Short is a dog.
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BadScene
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Post by BadScene on Sept 8, 2023 12:18:11 GMT -5
Yoooo, i would've loved to have seen the fallout after that Martin Short dig. He would've needed that crying room.
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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32" inseam??
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Sept 8, 2023 12:26:45 GMT -5
If you put somebody who watches SNL in 2000 in a time machine, shot them into 2023 and they saw that Rolling Stone article, their biggest takeaway would be, "...they end up giving THAT fuckin' guy the Tonight Show?!"
It'd be like Pete Davidson running for senate or something.
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Sept 8, 2023 12:33:47 GMT -5
I saw Jimmy Fallon at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnโt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, โOh, like youโre doing now?โ I was taken aback, and all I could say was โHuh?โ but he kept cutting me off and going โhuh? huh? huh?โ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like โSir, you need to pay for those first.โ At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually โto prevent any electrical infetterence,โ and then turned around and winked at me. I donโt even think thatโs a word.
After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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32" inseam??
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Sept 8, 2023 15:12:53 GMT -5
mmm fresh pasta
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Ian MacFlai
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Post by Ian MacFlai on Sept 8, 2023 15:16:22 GMT -5
i had to sit next to Fallon under stage lighting once and it was disgusting
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Poseur
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Still on 56k dial up
My tummy sticks out more than my dickie do
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Post by Poseur on Sept 8, 2023 16:40:04 GMT -5
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bricksandbones
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Post by bricksandbones on Sept 8, 2023 16:45:47 GMT -5
I saw Jimmy Fallon at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnโt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, โOh, like youโre doing now?โ I was taken aback, and all I could say was โHuh?โ but he kept cutting me off and going โhuh? huh? huh?โ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like โSir, you need to pay for those first.โ At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually โto prevent any electrical infetterence,โ and then turned around and winked at me. I donโt even think thatโs a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. this is actually funnier than any of his bits
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nightlines
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Post by nightlines on Sept 8, 2023 17:13:56 GMT -5
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ITID
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least likely to win at literally anything
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Post by ITID on Sept 8, 2023 17:17:31 GMT -5
That is not an acceptable phrase around here
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Sept 8, 2023 17:23:44 GMT -5
my bad, NBA subreddit bleeding into my subconscious.
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nightlines
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Post by nightlines on Sept 8, 2023 18:37:07 GMT -5
i just reused the character references or "letters of support" i got the first time and redate them. pro-tip.
i imagine these are harder to obtain in an svu.
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Sept 8, 2023 18:52:04 GMT -5
Didnt someone elses letter to the judge get leaked recently too? Pretty much secures that ill never cooperate in a legal proceeding ever in my life. Giving testimony gotta be one of my biggest fears
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BadScene
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Post by BadScene on Sept 8, 2023 19:01:09 GMT -5
This doesnโt refer to the masterson bullshit, but just plead the 5th,right?
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Sept 8, 2023 19:57:10 GMT -5
more like role rapist and exceptional raper
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Pat
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bodybuilder monica lewisnky
various whatnots
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Post by Pat on Sept 8, 2023 20:20:14 GMT -5
my bad, NBA subreddit bleeding into my subconscious. You ever consider taking a hot spoon to scoop that shit away?
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Sept 8, 2023 20:21:20 GMT -5
I listen to a lot of cloud rap, it does the job for me.
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cerotolerance
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Post by cerotolerance on Sept 8, 2023 21:00:34 GMT -5
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis don't believe in drippiniing
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Sept 8, 2023 21:01:55 GMT -5
I can fix her.
He can get tossed in the garbage for all I care.
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anointed
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Post by anointed on Sept 8, 2023 21:03:07 GMT -5
people in hollywood are terrible and look out for one another? gtfo
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Sept 8, 2023 21:05:35 GMT -5
that man must smell so terrible.
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Post by Wayne Woodrow Hayes on Sept 8, 2023 21:24:26 GMT -5
Iโm dying that this is what Eric foreman looks like now irl.
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Sept 8, 2023 21:35:51 GMT -5
Iโm 100% fucked up over that transition, Elliot page wasnโt even as shocking.
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Sept 8, 2023 21:41:15 GMT -5
It ain't real apparently lol. It's for a movie. He's got recent photos without the tats and shit.
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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mouth of the south wanted a title so here it is
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Sept 8, 2023 21:41:53 GMT -5
Topher was too busy defending pop punk to also defend Danny Masterson.
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cerotolerance
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Post by cerotolerance on Sept 8, 2023 21:42:58 GMT -5
I was going to say, you'd have to be pretty unhinged to get all those tats and that haircut at 40
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Sept 8, 2023 21:47:31 GMT -5
I hope that if (when) I get arrested for unspeakable and irredeemable behavior (preferably not sexual in nature) you will all come to my defense with letters showing my great character and magnificent post record
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Post by Wayne Woodrow Hayes on Sept 8, 2023 21:52:41 GMT -5
It ain't real apparently lol. It's for a movie. He's got recent photos without the tats and shit. God damnit my nights ruined
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Magnum P.P.
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Sept 8, 2023 21:58:07 GMT -5
I hope that if (when) I get arrested for unspeakable and irredeemable behavior (preferably not sexual in nature) you will all come to my defense with letters showing my great character and magnificent post record shouldve thought about this before eliminating me from the first round ๐
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cerotolerance
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Post by cerotolerance on Sept 8, 2023 22:04:51 GMT -5
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