SchlongConnery
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Post by SchlongConnery on Jul 17, 2022 14:43:45 GMT -5
No, Mookie, I don’t wanna do it, it’s too hot outside.
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waste of space
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Post by waste of space on Jul 17, 2022 17:18:10 GMT -5
It's been too long since one of these stories dropped.
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Classic lala
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Still on 56k dial up
My tummy sticks out more than my dickie do
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Post by Classic lala on Jul 17, 2022 17:28:19 GMT -5
Billie doesn't sound latina to me at all
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Jul 17, 2022 17:33:52 GMT -5
You’re biased
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lilmeatsauce
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klingon
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Post by lilmeatsauce on Jul 18, 2022 11:11:28 GMT -5
Billie needs to learn from a real pro like Hilaria Baldwin.
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Aug 17, 2022 13:19:20 GMT -5
An old white woman with dreads just lost her shit on me at the gas station. I pulled into my spot and watched this woman struggling to turn her car around for a few minutes until she pulled up to me claiming I stole her spot. Then she kept yelling at me about paying it forward. Then she pulled into the spot that had been open next to me the entire time and continues yelling about paying it forward. Then she just starts telling me I look like an asshole.
I told her she was acting unhinged and needed a haircut.
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Classic lala
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Still on 56k dial up
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Post by Classic lala on Aug 17, 2022 13:30:18 GMT -5
Should've said "simmer down mon".
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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mouth of the south wanted a title so here it is
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Aug 17, 2022 15:07:17 GMT -5
Remember when Christina Aguilera started doing the fake accent?
What’s with celebrities and changing their accent as if they hadn’t done hundreds of previous interviews in their regular accent before suddenly speaking like they came up in the Bronx?
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Aug 17, 2022 15:22:06 GMT -5
Should've said "simmer down mon". "Don't be so bomboclaat"
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Classic lala
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Post by Classic lala on Aug 17, 2022 18:30:03 GMT -5
Should've said "simmer down mon". "Don't be so bomboclaat" me vex now mon Learned that from the movie rockers
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fishtalk
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Post by fishtalk on Aug 17, 2022 20:21:06 GMT -5
Should have hit her with the “Rasta no shoot up Rasta want reggae, ganja, Ital and Irie vibes… strictly ta’ Ras”.
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on Aug 17, 2022 20:57:24 GMT -5
I cant remember if I mentioned it here before, might have, but a few months ago I saw a white woman with dreads totally decked out in yoga hippy wear including a Mexican blanket jacket but in Fluor colours and she had a shirt with the map of Africa on it that said “we are all one race” over it. Like, pretty much claiming African.
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SchlongConnery
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Post by SchlongConnery on Aug 17, 2022 20:59:09 GMT -5
I cant remember if I mentioned it here before, might have, but a few months ago I saw a white woman with dreads totally decked out in yoga hippy wear including a Mexican blanket jacket but in Fluor colours and she had a shirt with the map of Africa on it that said “we are all one race” over it. Like, pretty much claiming African. Probably easier to get away with in Australia.
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
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Post by pisswizard on Aug 17, 2022 21:00:33 GMT -5
I cant remember if I mentioned it here before, might have, but a few months ago I saw a white woman with dreads totally decked out in yoga hippy wear including a Mexican blanket jacket but in Fluor colours and she had a shirt with the map of Africa on it that said “we are all one race” over it. Like, pretty much claiming African. Probably easier to get away with in Australia. I dunno, over the last 15 years theres been a lot of African ppl moving here.
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SchlongConnery
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Post by SchlongConnery on Aug 17, 2022 21:01:37 GMT -5
Probably easier to get away with in Australia. I dunno, over the last 15 years theres been a lot of African ppl moving here. And how does that make you feel?
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Aug 17, 2022 21:03:04 GMT -5
I dunno, over the last 15 years theres been a lot of African ppl moving here. And how does that make you feel? Like going to a Somalian restaurant.
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SchlongConnery
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Post by SchlongConnery on Aug 17, 2022 21:09:40 GMT -5
And how does that make you feel? Like going to a Somalian restaurant. Ethiopian food is a hitter.
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Aug 17, 2022 21:12:05 GMT -5
Like going to a Somalian restaurant. Ethiopian food is a hitter. Yea mon, I like that big bread thing that has all the dips in there and you tear it up try to finish the dips before the bread gets to it.
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waste of space
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Post by waste of space on May 5, 2023 7:59:55 GMT -5
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on May 5, 2023 19:43:32 GMT -5
They are always professors lol.
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Jun 5, 2023 10:47:08 GMT -5
Somehow, this fits in here
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on May 3, 2024 14:44:46 GMT -5
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on May 3, 2024 14:50:01 GMT -5
Everyone need to watch the Jess vid. Mandatory viewing
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The Pimp Of Logic
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Post by The Pimp Of Logic on May 3, 2024 15:09:54 GMT -5
Thread bump made me think of this tweet
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