itii
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Post by itii on Aug 10, 2023 21:44:19 GMT -5
I refuse to believe that less than 1/3 western men have gotten to 3rd base with a stripper (or equitable transaction) I should've worded that better. Mean like 14% paid for sex. Meh, I'd argue that the definition of sex work is more at fault. Like, the things that guys pay for to physically get themselves off is way broader than an escort could ever list on a menu and just cuz you didn't d-in-v doesn't mean you buy sex work. 1/7-1/5 seems about right for that tho? |
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itii
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Post by itii on Aug 10, 2023 21:44:45 GMT -5
proof of burritos or gtfo (pizzwizard sniffing natty burrito he gets a pass) Post ass |
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burp
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Post by burp on Aug 10, 2023 21:53:05 GMT -5
damn I do love biting some cheeks
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Aug 10, 2023 22:06:16 GMT -5
Imagine if Meow had mod powers on tinder⦠my opener was "what's your favorite dinosaur" |
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yosupbro
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Post by yosupbro on Aug 10, 2023 22:21:19 GMT -5
Imagine if Meow had mod powers on tinder⦠my opener was "what's your favorite dinosaur"  |
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Aug 10, 2023 22:29:08 GMT -5
Imagine if Meow had mod powers on tinderβ¦ my opener was "what's your favorite dinosaur" Not a bad one tbh. Like, if she has a real answer to that right out of the gate, she canβt be too bad. |
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Aug 10, 2023 22:32:48 GMT -5
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Aug 10, 2023 22:35:09 GMT -5
Honestly Stephen I was trying to time stamp the image so people could see that I was actually there. How exactly does showing the time on your watch as a "time stamp" prove that you were actually there I swear this post has been fuckin with me for the last hour To be fair, that wrist could only belong to one human being |
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Aug 10, 2023 22:44:15 GMT -5
BIL wrist posting thread imminent (always confused how pat wields powertools when it appears that he has never moved a muscle between elbow and thumb)
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Aug 10, 2023 22:48:04 GMT -5
well i don't think that's accurate at all |
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Aug 10, 2023 22:52:05 GMT -5
well i don't think that's accurate at all π€·ββοΈ itβs a highly scientific article |
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Aug 10, 2023 22:53:46 GMT -5
what does using dinosaur dawn theme say about u
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Post by fishtalk - certified baddie on Aug 11, 2023 0:19:52 GMT -5
well i don't think that's accurate at all Thatβs such an Iguanodon thing to say. |
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Aug 11, 2023 0:32:19 GMT -5
She stegginβ on my saurus
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lsdouche
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Post by lsdouche on Aug 11, 2023 1:03:03 GMT -5
She stegginβ on my saurus She gave me the best tricera top. |
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Cholo Molester
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off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Aug 11, 2023 1:16:39 GMT -5
Show shaft!
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Aug 11, 2023 3:32:14 GMT -5
Oi Iβve had sex with loads of prostitutes.
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SUN HIT FACE
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Aug 11, 2023 4:10:58 GMT -5
It was MASSIVE!!! It was an absolute pleasure to put that thing in my mouth. You still talking about the burrito or something else you are quite often familiar with sucking? |
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Post by tandoori jones on Aug 11, 2023 4:23:02 GMT -5
BIL wrist posting thread imminent (always confused how pat wields powertools when it appears that he has never moved a muscle between elbow and thumb) he did compliment my meaty carpenter hands in one photo lol |
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Post by sourtimes after dark π on Aug 11, 2023 8:45:51 GMT -5
 Getting ready to can 300 cases of beer! |
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Aug 11, 2023 9:15:23 GMT -5
BIL wrist posting thread imminent (always confused how pat wields powertools when it appears that he has never moved a muscle between elbow and thumb) he did compliment my meaty carpenter hands in one photo lol
You got some man ass hands. Surprised Jimmy even had the ability to try and lob one in this direction given his Mr. Burns arms on a blobfish frame aesthetic.
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Aug 11, 2023 9:25:11 GMT -5
I just want to get out ahead of this: I have the hands, wrists, and forearms of a preteen girl.
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Aug 11, 2023 9:26:39 GMT -5
he did compliment my meaty carpenter hands in one photo lol
You got some man ass hands. Surprised Jimmy even had the ability to try and lob one in this direction given his Mr. Burns arms on a blobfish frame aesthetic.
Youβre just mad because Iβm like your more attractive, affable younger brother. |
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Aug 11, 2023 9:28:24 GMT -5
Also I have been told that I have nice hands by multiple women without any prompting on my end.
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Aug 11, 2023 9:31:13 GMT -5
my wrists are my only weakness
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Aug 11, 2023 10:19:18 GMT -5
Wristcel
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Aug 11, 2023 10:21:03 GMT -5
First thing you wanna do is get wrist control
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Aug 11, 2023 10:22:44 GMT -5
My wrists are too wristy
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codync
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Post by codync on Aug 11, 2023 10:39:34 GMT -5
my wrists pop every time I shake someone's hand  I promise they're strong from many years of keyboard and mouse use! I do NOT have carpel tunnel |
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Post by Talentless Elvis Costello on Aug 11, 2023 10:52:49 GMT -5
 Just found out my phone has an "find axe throwing bar" feature. two year post anniversary |
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