concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Sept 14, 2023 0:03:04 GMT -5
Let me cleanse the aura of this thread with a pic of me from 2015  |
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itii
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Post by itii on Sept 14, 2023 0:05:39 GMT -5
Also my vagina has permanently sealed itself bc of this thread. Maybe you should talk to someone about that. Chalie's been listening to some podcasts |
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Mr. Dingle Foot
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Sept 14, 2023 0:06:14 GMT -5
I think Matthew McConaughey has a thing for feet too!! Alright alright alright So did Jesus Christ. can this been found in the book of duderonomy? |
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Sept 14, 2023 0:28:52 GMT -5
I buy a lot of clothes from banana republic/the gap - but itโs only because I figured out how to not pay for them - and Iโve been doing this for like 5 years now so I think theyโre actually cool with it and admire my brazenness. Interesting. Whatโs your method? Nice try, officer. |
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anointed
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Post by anointed on Sept 14, 2023 0:33:20 GMT -5
the method is simple: just be white
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accidentalcharm
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axe
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Post by accidentalcharm on Sept 14, 2023 0:39:09 GMT -5
Also my vagina has permanently sealed itself bc of this thread. Mine left the premises  |
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meatballmaniac
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sexual camel
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Post by meatballmaniac on Sept 14, 2023 0:45:55 GMT -5
I donโt have the slightest idea what a โ bullshit heteronormative fate based thingโ is, but it sounds pretty awful and I wouldnโt wish it on my tried-and-true board frenemy. What my friend narc meant to say was, sorry to hear about your grandmother, pat. |
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Sept 14, 2023 0:53:58 GMT -5
oh yeah that also
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accidentalcharm
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axe
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Post by accidentalcharm on Sept 14, 2023 0:57:12 GMT -5
I didnโt understand the rest of the post either, but sorry to hear about your grandmother, Pat
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xMOOKAIx
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Strroking my ball's
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Sept 14, 2023 1:43:27 GMT -5
I definitely recommend some of those podcast sex shows because women talk about longer strokes compared to shorter strokes. And they wen't into a whole thing about spitting on the pussy but I didnโt need to do that cause it was already wet which I think happened after I sucked on nipples. This goin down as one my fave posts Anyone who hates Chalie after reading this is just objectively wrong |
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ExS
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Post by ExS on Sept 14, 2023 1:56:30 GMT -5
okay, i'll ask. pussies get wet?
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pisswizard
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Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on Sept 14, 2023 2:12:29 GMT -5
Iโm pretty good on it.
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Sept 14, 2023 4:27:40 GMT -5
I used to work for Gap and would have ladies spit on me when I caught them stealing in babyGap (they always only stole on the kids and baby side) have them spit on you? kinky |
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Post by j (in a good way) on Sept 14, 2023 4:50:03 GMT -5
Gonna be raising a cold one or six for Pat's grammy tonight
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Sept 14, 2023 4:56:56 GMT -5
Sean have you ever eaten pussy I donโt kiss and tell but do you lick and yell? ๐ค |
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Sept 14, 2023 6:51:49 GMT -5
okay, i'll ask. pussies get wet? if you suck on nipples, allegedly. |
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Sept 14, 2023 6:55:24 GMT -5
When a woman spits on your dick mid-blowjobโฆ this isnโt her first time.
That shit rocks though, Iโll spit on a wet pussy.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2023 7:05:36 GMT -5
Everything should be patted dry with a clean paper towel.
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Post by j (in a good way) on Sept 14, 2023 9:42:40 GMT -5
Everything should be patted dry with a clean paper towel. C'mon bud you can at least go over to that overflowing linens closet and get something better than a sheet of brawny |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2023 9:44:02 GMT -5
Everything should be patted dry with a clean paper towel. C'mon bud you can at least go over to that overflowing linens closet and get something better than a sheet of brawny the linens are reserved for me |
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oogracie๐ป
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Post by oogracie๐ป on Sept 14, 2023 10:44:54 GMT -5
Can you all please turn down the dial on the horny? My goodness.
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floorpunchchalie
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board royalty
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Sept 14, 2023 10:46:40 GMT -5
Also my vagina has permanently sealed itself bc of this thread. Maybe you should talk to someone about that. Chalie's been listening to some podcasts Guys We Fโd podcast After listening to a few I am convinced women are more horned up then men |
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Sept 14, 2023 11:00:16 GMT -5
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Post by killedbyboard on Sept 14, 2023 11:06:31 GMT -5
Me opening this thread for the first time in a while.  |
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killedbyboard
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Post by killedbyboard on Sept 14, 2023 11:08:47 GMT -5
he strikes me as the type of guy that wonโt eat pussy but would never date a girl that doesnโt suck dick. dj khaled style Absolutely not, I am literally appalled at this WEAK ASS energy. I can honestly say the greatest thing that was ever said to me by a woman was โomg donโt stop, Iโm so closeโ as the woman was thrashing around like the Exorcist. It's the Exorcist's Monster. |
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Post by crobssssss on Sept 14, 2023 11:27:52 GMT -5
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Sept 14, 2023 11:31:58 GMT -5
perhaps your best work yet.
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Post by gold soundz on Sept 14, 2023 11:33:10 GMT -5
love the effort behind the customized gifs, really great stuff my man
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Post by crobssssss on Sept 14, 2023 11:49:26 GMT -5
canva is very user-friendly!
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AL
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Post by AL on Sept 14, 2023 12:00:39 GMT -5
canva is very user-friendly! the fact you're using canva makes these even funnier |
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