Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2023 2:50:46 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2023 3:16:03 GMT -5
Big pic, big dicccckkkkk... jk I got a small pee pee.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2023 3:16:21 GMT -5
I mean normal pee pee
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coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Dec 4, 2023 7:15:16 GMT -5
How to post like brave captain... Step 1: Say something misogynistic Step 2: Talk about final fantasy Step 3: Respond to all criticism with "It get's me laid" Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 Spoken like a bitch who doesnβt realize playing that Final Fantasy will get him laid I bought FFX in 6th grade and an older girl molested me
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on Dec 4, 2023 21:01:14 GMT -5
New shoes, new shorts, new haircut. I need to replace my shitty old phone but I really wish I didnβt have to.
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Dec 4, 2023 21:03:11 GMT -5
New shoes, new shorts, new haircut. I need to replace my shitty old phone but I really wish I didnβt have to. I appreciate you keeping the internal long hair at bay
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bravecaptain
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Post by bravecaptain on Dec 5, 2023 10:09:35 GMT -5
Growing my hair out just to spite Pat
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Bussy Drippens
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Dec 5, 2023 13:23:42 GMT -5
i found a street dog playing in traffic in front of my bar. named him Hank heβs pretty cool but has a lot to learn
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accidentalcharm
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axe
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Post by accidentalcharm on Dec 5, 2023 13:25:16 GMT -5
Hank has a precious big dumb face π₯°
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2023 15:52:29 GMT -5
Get hank to post!
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anointed
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apartheid superfan
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Post by anointed on Dec 5, 2023 16:18:10 GMT -5
Growing my hair out just to spite Pat grow it out to honor me
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Post by j (in a good way) on Dec 5, 2023 16:28:01 GMT -5
Hell yeah bud, do you know what you'd be looking to do if you joined? I'm a city carrier and it's definitely the best job I've ever had while also simultaneously being the hardest job I've ever worked Got a flyer that said they're looking for rural carriers, which in CO means eastern plains. Ridin the dusty trails doesn't sound so bad (but I work from home now which is tough to beat) Can't speak too much about rural carriers since they're a different craft, but rural have to use their own vehicles to deliver more often than not and their union isn't great. I was working a remote office job before starting here and it was the best thing ever did, being cooped up at home drove me crazy. I would definitely recommend doing some research to see if any offices near you are hiring city carriers straight to a carrier position (called a PTF). If you don't have a ton of responsibility and don't mind putting in 50+ hours a week it's pretty tight
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Dec 5, 2023 16:36:59 GMT -5
i found a street dog playing in traffic in front of my bar. named him Hank heβs pretty cool but has a lot to learn That is not the face of a dog that learns
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hayley
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negligee minx
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Post by hayley on Dec 5, 2023 16:42:24 GMT -5
i found a street dog playing in traffic in front of my bar. named him Hank heβs pretty cool but has a lot to learn That is not the face of a dog that learns Thatβs the face of a dog that wants to come home with me
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Dec 5, 2023 17:04:58 GMT -5
Iβm about to post the face of a guy who wants a Hayley selfie
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Pat
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bodybuilder monica lewisnky
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Post by Pat on Dec 5, 2023 19:24:05 GMT -5
Growing my hair out just to spite Pat Hey man, you wanna look like a q tip that was used to clean a bong go right ahead
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hayley
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Post by hayley on Dec 5, 2023 19:26:57 GMT -5
Iβm about to post the face of a guy who wants a Hayley selfie YOUR DOG!?
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meatballmaniac
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sexual camel
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Post by meatballmaniac on Dec 5, 2023 20:48:24 GMT -5
Iβm about to post the face of a guy who wants a Hayley selfie YOUR DOG!?
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Dec 5, 2023 21:12:12 GMT -5
I'm glad you got to keep the guy homie
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Post by sourtimes after dark π on Dec 5, 2023 22:20:37 GMT -5
s/o to everyone that's not too cool for public transportation Every day my dude. Also very Type O Negative ass picture in the best way possible.
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anointed
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apartheid superfan
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Post by anointed on Dec 5, 2023 22:33:56 GMT -5
s/o to everyone that's not too cool for public transportation Every day my dude. Also very Type O Negative ass picture in the best way possible. you have a mercedes benz! my culture is not your costume
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bravecaptain
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Post by bravecaptain on Dec 5, 2023 22:38:19 GMT -5
Growing my hair out just to spite Pat Hey man, you wanna look like a q tip that was used to clean a bong go right ahead Lol donβt you have a faux hawk?
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oogracieπ»
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Post by oogracieπ» on Dec 5, 2023 22:44:34 GMT -5
I'm not. At all. I don't go to bars past midnight anymore in order to avoid it as much as possible. I'm still a virgin and that's by choice. The reason for my being one are mostly the result of being sexually assaulted by a doctor when I was younger. Also, the only therapist I wen't to for help with it was an asshole whose "treatment" made things backfire. Now I don't like being touched and my PTSD is a lot worse than it was. It's been an open wound ever since. So despite getting hit on a lot, I very rarely respond. In fact, I haven't at all since 2016. And while I don't advertise it, my decision to remain a virgin until I'm in a long-term, dedicated relationship is known. Most women respect that, but a lot of them find it attractive and view me as a "safe" guy. And some of them even think I need to be "fixed". Those are things I've been told a number of times by other people and they seem to make sense to me. Anyhow, getting into my sexuality here in the first place was a huge mistake and now here I am, explaining it further when I really don't want to. Sorry to disappoint? I want to kill myself every night and have tried to several times. That's another thing I REALLY didn't want to mention on here, but after what I've gone through on this thread, I think I'm done with Board. If you're willing to fuck with me like this while I'm fighting goddamn COVID, then this isn't somewhere that's good for my mental health. Some of you are fucking monsters and I just can't deal with it anymore. I was never bragging about this in the first place. And no, I won't be deleting my o-count. I hate that I'm making a stupid post like this, but I've been pushed too far. At the very least, I'll be taking a break. Maybe I'll come back, I don't know. I clearly have some shit to work out. Anyhow, you all know how to reach me. Bye for now. Ftr I thought this was legit.
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 5, 2023 22:45:19 GMT -5
Hey man, you wanna look like a q tip that was used to clean a bong go right ahead Lol donβt you have a faux hawk? remember the singer of bleeding through? pat is him now. feel old yet?!
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anointed
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Post by anointed on Dec 5, 2023 22:46:51 GMT -5
barber: what'll it be today? pat: just give me the lance bass
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2023 22:51:42 GMT -5
Reporting for duty
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Post by sourtimes after dark π on Dec 5, 2023 23:03:53 GMT -5
Every day my dude. Also very Type O Negative ass picture in the best way possible. you have a mercedes benz! my culture is not your costume And I still take the MAX to work every day, Iβm not parking that fucking thing anywhere near where I work, I only have one catalytic converter.
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bravecaptain
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Post by bravecaptain on Dec 5, 2023 23:04:20 GMT -5
Reporting for dutyΒ Would fuck
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Dec 5, 2023 23:08:48 GMT -5
Hey man, you wanna look like a q tip that was used to clean a bong go right ahead Lol donβt you have a faux hawk? No, it's more of a fat greasy boomer quiffette
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anointed
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Post by anointed on Dec 5, 2023 23:10:54 GMT -5
you have a mercedes benz! my culture is not your costume And I still take the MAX to work every day, Iβm not parking that fucking thing anywhere near where I work, I only have one catalytic converter.
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