BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Dec 30, 2023 22:28:47 GMT -5
Look at all those beautiful future Christmas trees! Not that kind of tree dumbass. Any tree I cut down and throw ornaments on is that kind of tree, gifman. |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 30, 2023 22:37:43 GMT -5
Not that kind of tree dumbass. Any tree I cut down and throw ornaments on is that kind of tree, gifman. Good luck with one of those then!  |
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anointed
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Post by anointed on Dec 30, 2023 22:41:42 GMT -5
"gifman" is definitely a slur
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Post by sourtimes after dark ๐ on Dec 31, 2023 14:39:34 GMT -5
 At the bar with Grimm, I had a Bloody Mary and he had his usual scrambled eggs. Working up the nerve to walk back home. |
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leftbeef
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Post by leftbeef on Dec 31, 2023 19:48:35 GMT -5
Seems crazy, but I just purchased my first full Adidas tracksuit after all these years. Pics will be coming when it arrives. Hope I will look a fraction as cool as the Russian hooligans that wear them. A girl can dream, right? I used to be in a study hall with this one dude Justin Dumbola who later earned local fame by being in a drunk game of Russian roullette in which his bud (who was like 20 years older) shot himself through the head and died and the bullet like riccoched after it exited the skull or something and popped Justin's eyeball out of his socket. Back when I was in study hall with him he was wearing an Adidas hoodie, and he said to me "Dude, do you like Adidas?" and I was like "I guess?" and then he said, like mournfully "Adidas is fucking sold out dude." (not meaning like out of stock, meaning, like, it was a punk band that sighned to a major.) Anyhow that reminded me of him, so here's me at my most beautiful in some Adidas with my new Jackson. Happy New Years, Board.  |
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Post by sourtimes after dark ๐ on Dec 31, 2023 20:09:51 GMT -5
Seems crazy, but I just purchased my first full Adidas tracksuit after all these years. Pics will be coming when it arrives. Hope I will look a fraction as cool as the Russian hooligans that wear them. A girl can dream, right? I used to be in a study hall with this one dude Justin Dumbola who later earned local fame by being in a drunk game of Russian roullette in which his bud (who was like 20 years older) shot himself through the head and died and the bullet like riccoched after it exited the skull or something and popped Justin's eyeball out of his socket. Back when I was in study hall with him he was wearing an Adidas hoodie, and he said to me "Dude, do you like Adidas?" and I was like "I guess?" and then he said, like mournfully "Adidas is fucking sold out dude." (not meaning like out of stock, meaning, like, it was a punk band that sighned to a major.) Anyhow that reminded me of him, so here's me at my most beautiful in some Adidas with my new Jackson.ย Happy New Years, Board. Dumbola? More like Dumbass, amirite? |
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anointed
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Post by anointed on Dec 31, 2023 20:11:52 GMT -5
hell ya brother taking pics with guitars is sick af
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leftbeef
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Post by leftbeef on Dec 31, 2023 20:49:10 GMT -5
I used to be in a study hall with this one dude Justin Dumbola who later earned local fame by being in a drunk game of Russian roullette in which his bud (who was like 20 years older) shot himself through the head and died and the bullet like riccoched after it exited the skull or something and popped Justin's eyeball out of his socket. Back when I was in study hall with him he was wearing an Adidas hoodie, and he said to me "Dude, do you like Adidas?" and I was like "I guess?" and then he said, like mournfully "Adidas is fucking sold out dude." (not meaning like out of stock, meaning, like, it was a punk band that sighned to a major.) Anyhow that reminded me of him, so here's me at my most beautiful in some Adidas with my new Jackson. Happy New Years, Board. Dumbola? More like Dumbass, amirite? He wasn't never the sharpest knife in the drawer. |
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Dec 31, 2023 21:15:14 GMT -5
Happy New Years Bitch!  |
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Dec 31, 2023 21:49:12 GMT -5
Clean your mirror.
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Dec 31, 2023 23:03:42 GMT -5
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jan 1, 2024 4:49:57 GMT -5
Dropped off your foofoo ass at the post office the other day (you're mom gave me a ride tell her I said thanks) |
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Post by burp on Jan 1, 2024 5:50:25 GMT -5
hell yeah my mom rocks
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Jan 1, 2024 5:56:18 GMT -5
*YOUR
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jan 1, 2024 6:24:25 GMT -5
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Jan 1, 2024 6:29:47 GMT -5
BZZZ WRONG
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Jan 1, 2024 10:45:59 GMT -5
I wouldn't worry about Pisswizard he's Australian. Where they pronounce beer as "Fosters" for some reason.
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jonsetsfire
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Post by jonsetsfire on Jan 1, 2024 11:09:16 GMT -5
Damn. I was hoping this MMS post was going to be a selfie with a plate full of home cooked food. 2024 was going to start off LIT!
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jan 1, 2024 11:11:30 GMT -5
I had a friend in high school last name of Foster. I used to say โFoster, Australian for queerโ haha which is funny
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anointed
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Post by anointed on Jan 1, 2024 11:13:35 GMT -5
I had a friend in high school last name of Foster. I used to say โFoster, Australian for queerโ haha which is funny that's actually a sick burn haha i would've shot up the school over that |
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Jan 1, 2024 14:16:48 GMT -5
Just seeing this comment now. Heading back to the bar to clean their bathroom mirror now. |
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bonerinsweatpants
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Jan 1, 2024 14:31:34 GMT -5
 Greetings from Bryce Canyon! |
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Post by oogracie๐ป on Jan 1, 2024 18:26:33 GMT -5
A rare boner sighting!
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Jan 1, 2024 18:42:53 GMT -5
Greetings from Bryce Canyon! Whos Bryce Canyon I thought you were bonerinsweatpants |
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Post by oogracie๐ป on Jan 1, 2024 18:46:25 GMT -5
I get it now
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Post by crossedout on Jan 1, 2024 19:06:29 GMT -5
Greetings from Bryce Canyon!
maybe one day you'll invite me on a trip in your tesla.. a gurl can dream
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jonsetsfire
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Post by jonsetsfire on Jan 1, 2024 20:08:12 GMT -5
No, this is a rare boner sighting. In Colorado.  |
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Post by xpatx on Jan 1, 2024 20:55:04 GMT -5
Greetings from Bryce Canyon! You look like a very content toad <3 |
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Magnum P.P.
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Jan 1, 2024 23:33:36 GMT -5
our knight got absolutely smoked worth every penny haha  im gonna fucking kill myself |
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Post by jonsetsfire on Jan 1, 2024 23:35:51 GMT -5
THE BLUE KNIGHT RULES! THE RED KNIGHT SUCKS THE BIG ONE!
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