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Post by tandoori jones on Mar 2, 2024 22:53:59 GMT -5
iβm at a show at [mention]crobss [/mention] fav venue. where u @ boi Love how every venue always has a bunch of stickers on the bathroom walls of, exclusively, bands nobodyβs ever heard of. itβs called promotion sweaty look it up |
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Mar 2, 2024 22:54:36 GMT -5
hi bussy reporting in from an american hospital where i have been informed that not only am i now in (literally) crippling debt, but also i am being charged with a crime for getting run over  also according to my bracelet they thought i was John Joseph  also my nurse just informed my that her car was stolen from the hospital parking lot last night. so glad the denver police are going after the right people (me on my way to work getting creamed by a speeding suv) Youβre posting on board. How do you know you havenβt died and gone to heaven? |
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Mar 2, 2024 22:56:03 GMT -5
Also, sounds like you need to retain Sorleyboy.
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Post by tandoori jones on Mar 2, 2024 22:58:51 GMT -5
Also, sounds like you need to retain Sorleyboy. is sorleyboy an ambulance chaser? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2024 23:00:53 GMT -5
hi bussy reporting in from an american hospital where i have been informed that not only am i now in (literally) crippling debt, but also i am being charged with a crime for getting run over also according to my bracelet they thought i was John Joseph also my nurse just informed my that her car was stolen from the hospital parking lot last night. so glad the denver police are going after the right people (me on my way to work getting creamed by a speeding suv) speedy recovery π |
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Post by pisswizard on Mar 3, 2024 2:24:35 GMT -5
 I dunno what face Iβm pulling but this is one of my fav shirts.  Then me and my friend wen't and got plates of meat. ![]() |
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Post by crobssssss on Mar 3, 2024 9:20:42 GMT -5
iβm at a show at [mention]crobss [/mention] fav venue. where u @ boi nvm i found him literally 20 seconds later. will report back I was home finishing an ep of celebrity jeopardy and eating McDonaldβs. |
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Post by tandoori jones on Mar 3, 2024 9:26:17 GMT -5
nvm i found him literally 20 seconds later. will report back I was home finishing an ep of celebrity jeopardy and eating McDonaldβs. so thatβs why you missed bigheads. itβs cool, youβll probably only regret it for the rest of your life |
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Post by crobssssss on Mar 3, 2024 9:29:08 GMT -5
I was home finishing an ep of celebrity jeopardy and eating McDonaldβs. so thatβs why you missed bigheads. itβs cool, youβll probably only regret it for the rest of your life Bigheads was supposed to play second to last. I got duped! |
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Post by tandoori jones on Mar 3, 2024 9:31:34 GMT -5
so thatβs why you missed bigheads. itβs cool, youβll probably only regret it for the rest of your life Bigheads was supposed to play second to last. I got duped! just looked at the flyer and you are correct. did this hydrangeas band even play? whos to say |
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Post by sarahohio on Mar 3, 2024 9:41:34 GMT -5
hi bussy reporting in from an american hospital where i have been informed that not only am i now in (literally) crippling debt, but also i am being charged with a crime for getting run over also according to my bracelet they thought i was John Joseph also my nurse just informed my that her car was stolen from the hospital parking lot last night. so glad the denver police are going after the right people (me on my way to work getting creamed by a speeding suv) how are you being charged? J walking? riding your bike on the wrong side of the street? confused. |
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Mar 3, 2024 10:09:57 GMT -5
I was on an electric scooter and I got hit in a parking lot by a speeding driver. Iβm being charged with reckless driving resulting in injury (my own)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2024 11:00:55 GMT -5
feel better mr. drippins f cars
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Post by johnny two cool on Mar 3, 2024 11:07:54 GMT -5
Damn, howβs the SUV lookin? I bet you kicked its ass.
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Mar 3, 2024 11:11:58 GMT -5
no damage at all to the car. this shit is straight out of a kafka novel. i had no idea i could be prosecuted by the state for allegedly causing my own injuries
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Mar 3, 2024 11:15:11 GMT -5
The driver was probably a free mason and he used his get out of jail free card.
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Post by sourtimes after dark π on Mar 3, 2024 11:36:51 GMT -5
no damage at all to the car. this shit is straight out of a kafka novel. i had no idea i could be prosecuted by the state for allegedly causing my own injuries |
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Post by Pat on Mar 3, 2024 11:47:44 GMT -5
I was on an electric scooter They'd have heard you coming on a two stroke. (Good luck, dude) |
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Post by boundforgloryhole on Mar 3, 2024 11:48:14 GMT -5
you guys gotta try this smoking thing. looks cool as hell  shit's bad you you |
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Post by Dick Warlock on Mar 3, 2024 11:52:18 GMT -5
I was on an electric scooter They'd have heard you coming on a two stroke. (Good luck, dude) definitely should've been cruising on a puch |
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Post by meatballmaniac on Mar 3, 2024 11:56:09 GMT -5
Cumming on a two stroke definitely describes my sex life
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Post by meatballmaniac on Mar 3, 2024 12:00:53 GMT -5
Hi Tstigz and narcus! How are you guys today? Iβm in Tacoma where there are tons of wiggers. I saw so many at the arcade yesterday. K kicked my ass at air hockey like a dozen times.
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Post by Tstigz on Mar 3, 2024 12:08:07 GMT -5
Post a selfie with the wiggers (did we ever decide if itβs ok to say that ?)
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Post by tandoori jones on Mar 3, 2024 12:10:44 GMT -5
no damage at all to the car. this shit is straight out of a kafka novel. i had no idea i could be prosecuted by the state for allegedly causing my own injuries this is america. the cops report probably read like βpatriot driving along in his american made truck, struck by soyboy on gay electric scooterβ |
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Post by meatballmaniac on Mar 3, 2024 12:16:19 GMT -5
Post a selfie with the wiggers (did we ever decide if itβs ok to say that ?) My feeling on the matter is that if itβs acceptable to BE a wigger then itβs ok to use the term. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2024 12:17:02 GMT -5
Iβve been taking some beautiful and sensual selfies as of late
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Post by meatballmaniac on Mar 3, 2024 12:17:59 GMT -5
Someone come up with a better word than wigger and I will use it
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Post by tandoori jones on Mar 3, 2024 12:19:18 GMT -5
itβs okay to offend these people  this is also who i used to picture when reading SKs posts before i found out heβs not white lol |
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Post by meatballmaniac on Mar 3, 2024 12:27:13 GMT -5
I guess I should post a selfie instead of polluting the selfie thread with wigger talk. This oneβs from last week. The bad boys of the food court:  |
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Post by crobssssss on Mar 3, 2024 12:28:56 GMT -5
Bigheads was supposed to play second to last. I got duped! just looked at the flyer and you are correct. did this hydrangeas band even play? whos to say I have no idea because I was knee deep in Ronald McDonald at the time they were supposed to play. |
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