hayley
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negligee minx
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Post by hayley on Mar 7, 2024 18:53:28 GMT -5
Ugh I dated a dude w a dagger tattooed on his penis. was it a good tattoo? you should draw a simple pic on your limpdick and let us know what happens um, after |
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Mar 7, 2024 18:59:02 GMT -5
I would get a dagger tattooed on my dick but I’d probably have to go with a sword instead just due to the length I am working with
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malaiseforever
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Post by malaiseforever on Mar 7, 2024 19:06:15 GMT -5
Similar but other side of the coin, I dated a lady who had a skull and crossbones tattooed above her vag. She was cool as hell though.
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Mar 7, 2024 19:10:43 GMT -5
I know a guy who got an elephant tattooed on his pubic region so that his dick is the trunk
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Mar 7, 2024 19:17:08 GMT -5
re: sworddick  |
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Mar 7, 2024 19:17:41 GMT -5
I know a guy who got an elephant tattooed on his pubic region so that his dick is the trunk was he the mf on naked attraction ? |
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Mar 7, 2024 19:36:49 GMT -5
re: sworddick a goddamn classic |
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Mar 7, 2024 19:56:36 GMT -5
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itii
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Post by itii on Mar 7, 2024 21:11:47 GMT -5
It’s kind of difficult to say, given all the… unevenness of the surface. Like it had a bunch of bumps or... 😬 |
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Mar 7, 2024 21:23:25 GMT -5
Mine would be looking like a goddamn scimitar
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Mar 7, 2024 21:28:12 GMT -5
I wish my penis had more bumps and veins to lend it an aura of character and maturity. As is, it’s like a massive twelve year old’s penis.
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Mar 7, 2024 21:29:45 GMT -5
I wish my penis had more bumps and veins to lend it an aura of character and maturity. As is, it’s like a massive twelve year old’s penis. Weren’t you anti-big dick like 2 months ago? I’m finding it hard to keep up! |
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Mar 7, 2024 21:33:00 GMT -5
I wish my penis had more bumps and veins to lend it an aura of character and maturity. As is, it’s like a massive twelve year old’s penis. Weren’t you anti-big dick like 2 months ago? I’m finding it hard to keep up! My body dysmorphia made me feel like my dick was small but then I measured properly. I have the right size to hurt a woman if I want or need to. |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Mar 7, 2024 21:34:51 GMT -5
Weren’t you anti-big dick like 2 months ago? I’m finding it hard to keep up! My body dysmorphia made me feel like my dick was small but then I measured properly. I have the right size to hurt a woman if I want or need to.  |
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Mar 7, 2024 21:43:59 GMT -5
My body dysmorphia made me feel like my dick was small but then I measured properly. I have the right size to hurt a woman if I want or need to. I can DM you a pic unless you’re scared |
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Mar 7, 2024 21:44:19 GMT -5
It’s kind of difficult to say, given all the… unevenness of the surface. Like it had a bunch of bumps or... 😬 Allllll over, and a weird smell!! I should look him up… (I feel it necessary to point out that this is a joke, given my sordid dating history lol) |
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Post by fishtalk - certified baddie on Mar 7, 2024 21:47:51 GMT -5
Dicks are weird.
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Mar 7, 2024 22:16:56 GMT -5
100
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Mar 7, 2024 22:24:46 GMT -5
I got a $100 bill (BIL) tattooed on my penis cuz you know how women always be blowing our money right fellas???
It got infected and my penis fell off
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Mar 7, 2024 22:30:35 GMT -5
many many years ago i banged a b9 girl with “classy broad” tattooed on the back of her thighs
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Mar 7, 2024 23:05:39 GMT -5
Weren’t you anti-big dick like 2 months ago? I’m finding it hard to keep up! My body dysmorphia made me feel like my dick was small but then I measured properly. I have the right size to hurt a woman if I want or need to. |
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Mar 7, 2024 23:51:20 GMT -5
I got a $100 bill (BIL) tattooed on my penis cuz you know how women always be blowing our money right fellas??? It got infected and my penis fell off incredible fuckin post right here |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Mar 8, 2024 0:06:13 GMT -5
I wish my penis had more bumps and veins to lend it an aura of character and maturity. As is, it’s like a massive twelve year old’s penis. So a penis on a fat 12 year old? |
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
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Post by pisswizard on Mar 8, 2024 4:53:26 GMT -5
My body dysmorphia made me feel like my dick was small but then I measured properly. I have the right size to hurt a woman if I want or need to. TWU I was looking at my hard dick the other day and it looked good. Really happy with that. It’s not enormous but it hits the back and sides. If anyone is interested hit the dms. |
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Mar 8, 2024 5:16:42 GMT -5
#vintage long-haired jeanxseberg before everything in life started to go wrong   |
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Post by Cloud chasing the Ben diagram on Mar 8, 2024 5:48:38 GMT -5
So when you started posting on here?
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Post by Cloud chasing the Ben diagram on Mar 8, 2024 5:49:29 GMT -5
you should draw a simple pic on your limpdick and let us know what happens um, after I guess it depends if dude was a drippini or grower? |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Mar 8, 2024 6:20:20 GMT -5
So just grow your hair back out and you’ll be on the up and up in no time
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crobssssss
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Post by crobssssss on Mar 8, 2024 7:40:57 GMT -5
I’m like the Gza. My sword is liquid in that it can’t be contained. It’s insane, it takes any shape but it’s far from insipid, a whole slew of flavors. Can handle any sort of of labor. Step on it and it won’t be squashed. Just don’t try to get it hard, I’m always soft.
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Mar 8, 2024 8:31:21 GMT -5
You’re like the GZA. I’m like the jizza. We are not the same.
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