ITID
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Post by ITID on Sept 14, 2024 17:41:04 GMT -5
Y’all are scared of boobs. huh ? i love tim
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Frank Rizzo
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Post by Frank Rizzo on Sept 14, 2024 17:43:10 GMT -5
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meatballmaniac
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sexual camel
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Post by meatballmaniac on Sept 14, 2024 17:49:00 GMT -5
I sent some selfies from the last few pages to my friend to rate /10. Here are his responses [WARNING: if you are sensitive or don’t want to be roasted do not click the spoiler]: Foose “Goose looks like the marshmallow man and a twink had a kid and never took care of him. 5/10.”
Wayne Woodrow Hayes “Why did Wayne take and share this photo? 4/10.”
Doody “Why-dy Doody. 4/10”
Yung Nick “Not the worst. A haircut, some tweezers and learning how to smile like a real human would go far. 6.5/10”
Narc “He purposely chose that haircut. He's a villain. 3/10.“
Carl Carlson “Head up is gross. Body is legit. 8/10”
Jean “The human jeaNO project. Actually. She's fine. But she does look like an annoying serial killer from a very bad TV show. The Following. 7/10”
Amplifiedohms “I don't trust that picture. But would put my dick in his butt. 8.5/10”
Sirlordlurker “Devon Sawa stuck his face into a fire and then got moderately OK reconstructive surgery. 7/10”
Pottymouth “Perfect example of bad styling. Why? Cut his hair. Shave his pasty boring face. Remove that whatever shirt to show his drippy nippies. He'd be totally fine. But anyway. Kill him. 3/10.”
Nastyy “I hate this person very very much. Why with that dumb ass hair. But would finger if he cleaned up. 7/10”
Youthofwhodey “He's kinda hot. Ugly nose and v bold to wear a red hat these days but OK. 8/10”
Cliffrose “F*GGOT 5/10”
Worship & Alex3k “ It's insane the way these guys purposely make themselves ugly! Why would you put a baby mustache on top of a grimaced shit lip?” 6.5/10 and 5/10” Thanks for leaving me off that list meatball. I omitted the extremely brutal roasts
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SchlongConnery
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Post by SchlongConnery on Sept 14, 2024 17:49:56 GMT -5
Thanks for leaving me off that list meatball. I omitted the extremely brutal roasts I figured as much. It wasn’t sarcasm.
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xgreenxcloverx
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Post by xgreenxcloverx on Sept 14, 2024 17:59:16 GMT -5
CLEVER WORDING BUT NO I HAVE NEVER BEEN BOOTED OFF BOARD. HOWEVER THE NIGHT IS YOUNG AND IM DEF CURIOUS ABOUT THE POSTER YOURE THINKING OF. ON A BLADER MSGBOARD THERE WAS A HC POSTER NAMED "COOLGUY" WHO WAS WISE 2 DA GAME. CANT REMEMBER IF HE POSTED ON OT THO.
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coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Sept 14, 2024 18:05:03 GMT -5
Thanks for leaving me off that list meatball. I omitted the extremely brutal roasts what about me (al)?
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Sept 14, 2024 18:06:04 GMT -5
Thanks for leaving me off that list meatball. I omitted the extremely brutal roasts My dms are open
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Sept 14, 2024 18:07:06 GMT -5
I omitted the extremely brutal roasts what about me (al)? he didn’t even rate you, he just called me and farted into the phone
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Sept 14, 2024 18:11:25 GMT -5
Thanks for leaving me off that list meatball. I omitted the extremely brutal roasts coward.
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Sept 14, 2024 18:12:09 GMT -5
also post a picture of your friends dumb reetard face
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Sept 14, 2024 18:14:40 GMT -5
also post a picture of your friends dumb reetard face He’s gay, had much of his digestive tract removed due to Crohn’s, and has a seizure disorder; allow him this one indulgence.
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dr strangelove
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Post by dr strangelove on Sept 14, 2024 18:15:52 GMT -5
I'm with jones, post a pic if you want to talk shit
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Sept 14, 2024 18:17:18 GMT -5
also post a picture of your friends dumb reetard face He’s gay, had much of his digestive tract removed due to Crohn’s, and has a seizure disorder; allow him this one indulgence. more like all that should have humbled him and made him kinder to others
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Sept 14, 2024 18:18:28 GMT -5
also post a picture of your friends dumb reetard face He’s gay, had much of his digestive tract removed due to Crohn’s, and has a seizure disorder Prolly got uneven ears too
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Sept 14, 2024 18:20:02 GMT -5
He’s gay, had much of his digestive tract removed due to Crohn’s, and has a seizure disorder; allow him this one indulgence. more like all that should have humbled him and made him kinder to others he’s mean 🤷‍♂️
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LOTR roleplay fetishist
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Growing. Changing. Farting.
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on Sept 14, 2024 18:38:17 GMT -5
i for one think this friend does not exist and this is how you've decided to come out to board
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LOTR roleplay fetishist
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Growing. Changing. Farting.
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on Sept 14, 2024 18:38:46 GMT -5
(youre gay)
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coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Sept 14, 2024 18:43:27 GMT -5
he didn’t even rate you, he just called me and farted into the phone why does it feel like this isn't true
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SchlongConnery
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Post by SchlongConnery on Sept 14, 2024 18:45:14 GMT -5
To be fair "Gay Guy With Crohns" would make a good Florida grind band name.
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Post by Wayne Woodrow Hayes on Sept 14, 2024 18:46:44 GMT -5
also post a picture of your friends dumb reetard face He’s gay, had much of his digestive tract removed due to Crohn’s, and has a seizure disorder; allow him this one indulgence. This makes me feel even worse that a chronically ill person thinks I look offensive. Thanks, meatman.
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coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Sept 14, 2024 18:46:47 GMT -5
IBS gotta be the funniest disorder
sorry guys I shit too much
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carl carlson
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Post by carl carlson on Sept 14, 2024 19:06:56 GMT -5
decided to not let the bad vibes in the selfie thread get me down today jokes on you meatball
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Sept 14, 2024 19:09:18 GMT -5
i am not afraid of boobs, i am afraid of people !
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Sept 14, 2024 19:19:38 GMT -5
Those tits better shoot bullets!
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carl carlson
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Post by carl carlson on Sept 14, 2024 19:21:14 GMT -5
if i was firing on all cylinders rn i probably would have made an excessive cleavage joke instead but thems be the breaks
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Sept 14, 2024 19:25:47 GMT -5
I feel like there can not be an excess of something which one can never have enough of.
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fem paladin
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Post by fem paladin on Sept 14, 2024 19:50:17 GMT -5
I omitted the extremely brutal roasts My dms are open i can take it
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Sept 14, 2024 19:57:11 GMT -5
I spent 45 minutes sobbing about mine
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zaph
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Post by zaph on Sept 14, 2024 19:57:45 GMT -5
sharing posters selfies outside of board should be an infraction imo. fine this man, meow.
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fem paladin
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friggin dumbass
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Post by fem paladin on Sept 14, 2024 19:59:10 GMT -5
I spent 45 minutes sobbing about mine I need the pain to know Im alive
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