tonguegrease
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Post by tonguegrease on Nov 11, 2024 14:12:16 GMT -5
so excited 2 selfie u didnt even close the door behind u in the privacy of the bathroom... ...beautiful! I'm an open book, baby! |
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tonguegrease
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Post by tonguegrease on Nov 11, 2024 14:14:29 GMT -5
happy birthday why you drinkin precum? So I can get big and stwong |
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Mr. Dingle Foot
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Nov 11, 2024 14:16:21 GMT -5
happy birthday why you drinkin precum? if that is what your precum looks like, imma need you to go to a doc asap, brother nastyy |
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Nov 11, 2024 14:21:14 GMT -5
happy birthday why you drinkin precum? if that is what your precum looks like, imma need you to go to a doc asap, brother nastyy i'm makin jokes on the internet man, please |
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crime pays
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Post by crime pays on Nov 11, 2024 14:21:55 GMT -5
were being silly in here
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tonguegrease
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Post by tonguegrease on Nov 11, 2024 14:41:05 GMT -5
Guys, no fighting! As a symbol of truce let's all drink from my glass of hearty precum :)
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dr strangelove
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Post by dr strangelove on Nov 11, 2024 14:59:54 GMT -5
Looks like birthday mead (: Happy birthday!!
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Nov 11, 2024 15:00:38 GMT -5
Hbd! Did you get that glass of sewage water for your birthday?
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tonguegrease
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Post by tonguegrease on Nov 11, 2024 15:01:06 GMT -5
no it's precum
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Nov 11, 2024 15:23:05 GMT -5
Sipping on some dogwater in the bathroom, respect
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Nov 11, 2024 15:29:29 GMT -5
Happy birthday, and cheers to your fine glass of dongwater!
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Nov 11, 2024 15:40:00 GMT -5
Nah thatβs a glass of pilk
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Nov 11, 2024 16:48:52 GMT -5
Postcum
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crime pays
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Post by crime pays on Nov 11, 2024 16:52:59 GMT -5
I'm ready for a Cha(r?)lie selfie. The vibes are adequately silly.
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Remain Sedate
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Sitting here like a loaded gun, I'm waiting to go off. I've got nothing to do but shoot my mouth off
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Post by Remain Sedate on Nov 11, 2024 23:18:21 GMT -5
Happy recent BD to tonguegrease and squid. I'm in that recent boat also. Documentation of me on Halloween hitting up the 50 in Puerto Vallarta! No, not the cops, the age.  |
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Post by Talentless Elvis Costello on Nov 11, 2024 23:22:01 GMT -5
big 5-0 stud HBD bud
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Nov 11, 2024 23:49:29 GMT -5
Hell yeah, happy birthday, rs
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Nov 11, 2024 23:49:47 GMT -5
Looking great
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itii
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Post by itii on Nov 11, 2024 23:52:21 GMT -5
Hbd, scatt!
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tonguegrease
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Post by tonguegrease on Nov 11, 2024 23:54:57 GMT -5
fuck yeah scooter happy birthday you made it to half a century here's to another half
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bonerinsweatpants
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Nov 12, 2024 0:07:10 GMT -5
HBD S.cott (not from proboards). Like we all said at the Knotts Scary Farm meetup, you look wayyyy younger than your age!
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Nov 12, 2024 2:43:41 GMT -5
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 12, 2024 2:50:59 GMT -5
Do you come from a elevator
Where women glow and men plunder?
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Nov 12, 2024 5:38:00 GMT -5
Do you come from a elevator Where women glow and men plunder? I dont get it? |
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Yung Nick
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Post by Yung Nick on Nov 12, 2024 5:47:05 GMT -5
Do you come from a elevator Where women glow and men plunder? I dont get it? hey man! I think what my friend Ray was trying to say here was The hit song "land down under", which you are from. So he changed the lyrics to be "elevator", which is also where you are I hope that clears things up! Thanks π |
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Nov 12, 2024 5:49:49 GMT -5
hey man! I think what my friend Ray was trying to say here was The hit song "land down under", which you are from. So he changed the lyrics to be "elevator", which is also where you are I hope that clears things up! Thanks π Mustnβt have got big here. Never heard that. |
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Yung Nick
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I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on Nov 12, 2024 5:54:53 GMT -5
hey man! I think what my friend Ray was trying to say here was The hit song "land down under", which you are from. So he changed the lyrics to be "elevator", which is also where you are I hope that clears things up! Thanks π Mustnβt have got big here. Never heard that. It's men at work, so you ain't missing much |
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Nov 12, 2024 13:04:05 GMT -5
HBD S.cott (not from proboards). Like we all said at the Knotts Scary Farm meetup, you look wayyyy younger than your age! What getting a hundred Covid vaxxes does to a muhfucka. |
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Nov 12, 2024 13:07:15 GMT -5
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JDS
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Post by JDS on Nov 12, 2024 13:11:29 GMT -5
Mustnβt have got big here. Never heard that. It's men at work, so you ain't missing much Men at work wrote "Overkill" though and that's one of my favorite songs ever. I also love Motorhead's Overkill. But that's a whole 'nother story. |
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