theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Oct 31, 2021 11:17:01 GMT -5
Wearing the same six pairs of socks that are full of holes and have your big toe poking out of them because you're too lazy to stop at the store on the way home from work one day or even buy them off of Amazon when they can be delivered overnight.
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Oct 31, 2021 11:18:16 GMT -5
Skipping wiping altogether when you take a shit right before drippiniing because you can just freehand that with the water.
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Oct 31, 2021 11:19:06 GMT -5
Spending an hour looking for the right video to jack off to even though you've already done it three times that day.
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Oct 31, 2021 11:20:16 GMT -5
Refusing to drink straight-up water and always keeping a Mio or some sort of flavor packet on hand.
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Oct 31, 2021 11:21:42 GMT -5
Only mowing the front lawn and then waiting until the next week to get the back because nobody can see it.
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Oct 31, 2021 11:22:46 GMT -5
Letting your toenails grow for like five weeks straight before cutting them because your gut makes it too hard to sit down and cut them. Bonus points for waiting to cut them until you scratch your wife in bed with them and she starts complaining.
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jim茅nez L贸pez馃巺馃巹 on Nov 1, 2021 12:18:46 GMT -5
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jim茅nez L贸pez馃巺馃巹 on Nov 3, 2021 1:17:18 GMT -5
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jim茅nez L贸pez馃巺馃巹 on Nov 3, 2021 23:58:23 GMT -5
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jim茅nez L贸pez馃巺馃巹 on Nov 20, 2021 10:40:53 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2021 10:41:41 GMT -5
@spsp @finkleiseinhorn Safe space to explain nuances of rape and sex slavery here. bump? |
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jim茅nez L贸pez馃巺馃巹 on Nov 20, 2021 10:41:48 GMT -5
Wow. Happy birthday to this thread. Dudes rock
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2021 10:42:28 GMT -5
Is it a guy thing to take really long dumps or do the ladies do that too
How much time do nonbinaries spend on the toilet
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Nov 20, 2021 10:44:25 GMT -5
I poop for 20mins minimum
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2021 10:44:56 GMT -5
It's been 15 minutes so far here at the work stall I wonder if they're looking for me
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jim茅nez L贸pez馃巺馃巹 on Nov 20, 2021 10:53:21 GMT -5
Typically sitting for 30-40 min in the morning
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jim茅nez L贸pez馃巺馃巹 on Nov 20, 2021 10:53:52 GMT -5
It's been 15 minutes so far here at the work stall I wonder if they're looking for me It鈥檚 Saturday. It鈥檚 the Jord鈥檚 day |
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Nov 20, 2021 10:55:52 GMT -5
It's been 15 minutes so far here at the work stall I wonder if they're looking for me Tell them you had to do a pre-shit warm up and then the cool down. If they don't understand that, they don't understand you. |
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Nov 23, 2021 20:20:19 GMT -5
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Nov 23, 2021 22:08:04 GMT -5
Dudes Rock
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2021 22:10:10 GMT -5
this thread is for the women
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Nov 24, 2021 9:35:02 GMT -5
Folding all of the laundry between your wife and yourself and only putting away her socks and underwear since you never bothered to learn where everything else goes even though she puts all of your shit away.
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Post by theonefreeman on Nov 24, 2021 9:37:02 GMT -5
Not wearing a condom because Austin Powers said that only sailors wear them, baby.
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Post by theonefreeman on Nov 24, 2021 9:38:51 GMT -5
Making a sandwich where the bread is two turkey burger patties because your wife doesn't feel like making anything for dinner.
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Nov 24, 2021 9:39:41 GMT -5
Folding all of the laundry between your wife and yourself and only putting away her socks and underwear since you never bothered to learn where everything else goes even though she puts all of your shit away. Dudes rock. This is way too real. |
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Post by meatballmaniac on Nov 24, 2021 9:41:15 GMT -5
Folding all of the laundry between your wife and yourself and only putting away her socks and underwear since you never bothered to learn where everything else goes even though she puts all of your shit away. Dudes rock. This is so relatable it sent a chill down my spine. |
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jim茅nez L贸pez馃巺馃巹 on Nov 25, 2021 0:39:56 GMT -5
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Nov 25, 2021 0:56:05 GMT -5
He鈥檚 so sick.
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Nov 25, 2021 1:06:55 GMT -5
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jim茅nez L贸pez馃巺馃巹 on Nov 26, 2021 15:08:18 GMT -5
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