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Post by hatredgrowsininches on Jun 16, 2024 22:37:46 GMT -5
Got sunburn for the first time in my life pretty much over the whole front of my body. Rocking a full blown sunglasses tan line, feeling mentally reatarted
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itii
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Post by itii on Jun 16, 2024 22:55:33 GMT -5
Was it from passing out shirtless at a bus stop?
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Post by hatredgrowsininches on Jun 17, 2024 3:16:39 GMT -5
I wish. Maybe it wouldnβt be so bad.
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Jun 17, 2024 6:54:34 GMT -5
Got sunburn for the first time in my life Shut in ass post |
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Post by hatredgrowsininches on Jun 17, 2024 9:22:47 GMT -5
Got sunburn for the first time in my life Shut in ass post Nah, usually just tan like a pimp. |
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Post by amplifiedohms on Jun 20, 2024 9:26:48 GMT -5
Blew out one of the speakers in the work van this morning listening to Van Halen
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Jun 21, 2024 4:51:27 GMT -5
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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on Jun 22, 2024 13:25:35 GMT -5
The only zoomer I'd be willing to break bread with
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Post by neatneatneat on Jun 22, 2024 19:59:41 GMT -5
Blew out one of the speakers in the work van this morning listening to Van Halen  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2024 20:12:08 GMT -5
WHSTS BETTER THAN THIS
GUYS BEIN DUDES
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2024 20:14:47 GMT -5
The only zoomer I'd be willing to break bread with Iβve been told that you literally can not buy plus sized clothing in Titaly and strangers will come up to overweight people and say βexcuse me but you are too fatβ |
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Jun 23, 2024 19:15:09 GMT -5
#REALMENCOOK
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itii
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Post by itii on Jun 23, 2024 20:56:16 GMT -5
The only zoomer I'd be willing to break bread with Would go to Titaly with |
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Post by Dick Warlock on Jun 23, 2024 22:19:04 GMT -5
The only zoomer I'd be willing to break bread with Eyehatetalian |
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Post by Cannonball on Jun 24, 2024 2:21:48 GMT -5
I crushed some Michelin ultras and white claws, ate some shrooms, smoked a buttload of cbd and forced my girl to watch Coherence with me.
Iβm hard rockin on a frequency that vibrates at the exact wavelength of emerald gemstones, if you know what I mean
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Post by hatredgrowsininches on Jun 27, 2024 0:31:25 GMT -5
I Tony Soprano'd myself yesterday for the third time this year (I had a panic attack and passed out) and I'm legitimately freaked out. Ever since my dad died last year it's been a thing, before that it never happened. I'm starting to think I should go to therapy or something because I'm starting to get worried.
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Jun 27, 2024 1:05:17 GMT -5
bro you been needing therapy
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Post by patdog on Jun 27, 2024 1:38:40 GMT -5
Oh man I had this idea for a sitcom where every member of board goes to the same therapist but none of us know and we all end up taking the therapists advice when roasting each other then chalie figures it out and tries to put it to an end but no one gives a shit
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Post by carl carlson on Jun 27, 2024 7:04:13 GMT -5
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Post by johnny two cool on Jun 27, 2024 9:01:21 GMT -5
Oh man I had this sides for a sitcom where every member of board goes to the same therapist but none of us know and we all end up taking the therapists advice when roasting each other then chalie figures it out and tries to put it to an end but no one gives a shit I mentioned pat in therapy once cuz the therapist asked what I was chuckling about in the lobby. |
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Post by antipasto on Jun 27, 2024 9:03:05 GMT -5
Oh man I had this sides for a sitcom where every member of board goes to the same therapist but none of us know and we all end up taking the therapists advice when roasting each other then chalie figures it out and tries to put it to an end but no one gives a shit I mentioned pat in therapy once cuz the therapist asked what I was chuckling about in the lobby. I feel like if you bring up message board beef to a therapist their eyeballs just turn into dollar signs like a cartoon |
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Post by DrewBlood on Jun 27, 2024 9:34:54 GMT -5
Oh man I had this sides for a sitcom where every member of board goes to the same therapist but none of us know and we all end up taking the therapists advice when roasting each other then chalie figures it out and tries to put it to an end but no one gives a shit I mentioned pat in therapy once cuz the therapist asked what I was chuckling about in the lobby. |
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Post by nastyy on Jun 27, 2024 13:14:53 GMT -5
Blew out one of the speakers in the work van this morning listening to Van Halen shouts out mel's diner |
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Post by itii on Jun 27, 2024 13:19:10 GMT -5
Oh man I had this sides for a sitcom where every member of board goes to the same therapist but none of us know and we all end up taking the therapists advice when roasting each other then chalie figures it out and tries to put it to an end but no one gives a shit Does that mean it's really just the therapist roasting all of us? You really want to make a twist, have lala figure it out first |
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patdog
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Post by patdog on Jun 27, 2024 14:38:18 GMT -5
Oh man I had this sides for a sitcom where every member of board goes to the same therapist but none of us know and we all end up taking the therapists advice when roasting each other then chalie figures it out and tries to put it to an end but no one gives a shit Does that mean it's really just the therapist roasting all of us? You really want to make a twist, have lala figure it out first Yes but roasting other posters to an individual poster at a time (and possibly touching on sore spots pertaining to the poster having a session at that time). Lala attempting to figure it out and then pulling the thread about how this therapist is an unethical prick actually kinda completes it |
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Jun 27, 2024 14:41:47 GMT -5
The only zoomer I'd be willing to break bread with Would go to Titaly with using a knife and fork for your pizza is still goated wyld homo nonsense |
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Post by Tstigz on Jun 29, 2024 13:02:47 GMT -5
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Post by andrewwhatever69 on Jun 29, 2024 13:46:23 GMT -5
Day off. Crushin a brew and about to roll up a lil joint and play some Elden ring. Previous post made me want to blast some Van Halen, so Iβm doing that. Iβm going to some housewarming party later that is gonna be very live laugh love and thereβs gonna be a bunch of bro types. So Iβm just gonna get ripped. I donβt know anyone
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Post by andrewwhatever69 on Jun 29, 2024 13:47:43 GMT -5
I might like get into character and ask shitty dudes their apinion on the drake and Kendrick beef. Itβs basically gonna be wedding crashers but itβs just me be annoying with my fiancΓ© and just wanting to go home
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Post by thirdcoast on Jun 29, 2024 14:07:58 GMT -5
I might like get into character and ask shitty dudes their apinion on the drake and Kendrick beef. Itβs basically gonna be wedding crashers but itβs just me be annoying with my fiancΓ© and just wanting to go home The older I get the less I enjoy being in large groups of people I don't know. I now find it nearly impossible to feign interest in the mundane lives of others. |
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