Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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homo thug holding a covid atom
DMX driving 114 mph
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Feb 2, 2021 14:36:35 GMT -5
Prattling on about how "alpha" you are is probably the least "alpha" behavior imaginable.
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lilmeatsauce
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klingon
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Post by lilmeatsauce on Feb 2, 2021 14:36:59 GMT -5
just picked up a green line tshirt.
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patdog
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associated with black people and getting bitches
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Post by patdog on Feb 2, 2021 14:39:32 GMT -5
I feel like the author of this page either is or is related to that little “you’re not my boss or my god” fella.
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Post by sourtimes after dark 🎃 on Feb 2, 2021 14:40:29 GMT -5
this guy is so weird. "GOOD GIRL CHECKLIST 1-shy 2-no tattoos 3-strong, loving father 4-doesn't like to drink or party 5-likes to read literature 6-likes to cook and eat healthy 7-natural hair color 8-long index fingers 9-soft, pretty feet 10-no Vans in her closet!" Indeed. I read it in a Ben Shapiro voice and it was very funny.
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twoforflinching
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Post by twoforflinching on Feb 2, 2021 14:41:16 GMT -5
I thought you made this as a joke to mock the great Rivelino but that’s an original
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pretzelbites
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Post by pretzelbites on Feb 2, 2021 20:34:15 GMT -5
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ITID
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least likely to win at literally anything
Actually funny, not actually fun
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Post by ITID on Feb 2, 2021 22:44:56 GMT -5
3000 approaches in a decade? Who brags about about 300 'Sups a year... like that's p much a max of 6 a week. Like that's not even an adventurous friday. Shitty attitude but even lamer numbers. No wonder he's drawing on other people's pictures on twitter.
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face of a pervert
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30 minutes delicate
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Post by face of a pervert on Feb 2, 2021 22:46:15 GMT -5
Sexy polish girl
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Feb 2, 2021 22:50:48 GMT -5
Green Lines (Don’t Do It)
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Feb 2, 2021 22:52:35 GMT -5
I’m offended he used Mr Newman as a reference.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Feb 2, 2021 22:56:57 GMT -5
I’m offended he used Mr Newman as a reference. To be fair, we'd all lean into him.
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Streetpunk pussy
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Post by Streetpunk pussy on Feb 2, 2021 22:58:13 GMT -5
White lines>>>
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solidsnake
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Post by solidsnake on Feb 2, 2021 22:59:55 GMT -5
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pretzelbites
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Post by pretzelbites on Feb 2, 2021 23:29:57 GMT -5
VANS = Vaginal Area Not Sanitary
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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mouth of the south wanted a title so here it is
BIL Security System Threat Level is currently at yellow ("elevated")
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Feb 2, 2021 23:35:25 GMT -5
Hope this dude’s on the next season of 90 Day Fiancé.
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DNF RIDE!!! (NEW)
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durrhurr
Why does every durr need its own hurr?
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Post by DNF RIDE!!! (NEW) on Feb 3, 2021 6:32:00 GMT -5
before i opened the thread, i thought it was a "blurred lines" reference.
has anyone pointed out that only other people will be able to see your green lean? unless you want to consistently get caught checking your green line while everyone else is saying "cheese".
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andross
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Post by andross on Feb 3, 2021 7:56:31 GMT -5
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2021 8:04:04 GMT -5
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Frederik
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Looking California and feeling Minnesota
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Post by Frederik on Feb 3, 2021 8:27:03 GMT -5
who 100% isn't a mail order bride.
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Post by first two mins of Stranglehold on Feb 3, 2021 9:09:54 GMT -5
who 100% isn't a mail order bride. Or a camgirl he makes car payments for every month.
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The Juggalo of Romance
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watching my homemade wines age
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Post by The Juggalo of Romance on Feb 3, 2021 9:30:33 GMT -5
Imagine this guy on a first date. “LEMME SEE YA HANDS” breaking out a ruler
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DNF RIDE!!! (NEW)
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durrhurr
Why does every durr need its own hurr?
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Post by DNF RIDE!!! (NEW) on Feb 3, 2021 11:11:40 GMT -5
does he want them longer than the middle?
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Feb 3, 2021 11:16:49 GMT -5
To be fair it’s probably easier for me to make a fist to punch him in the face with my short index fingers
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Dgrub
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Post by Dgrub on Feb 3, 2021 11:18:57 GMT -5
I stood up straight the entire time! I only measured her fingers.. why won't she go on another date with me!?
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2021 12:15:17 GMT -5
Rivelino's got BARS
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Top Rope Swanton
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these muchachos know what's up
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on Feb 3, 2021 12:19:40 GMT -5
would drag queens and cross dressers apply to that then?
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Post by first two mins of Stranglehold on Feb 3, 2021 12:37:58 GMT -5
Now I'm just laughing imagining a Cake song called "Long Hair, Clean Pussy"
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face of a pervert
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30 minutes delicate
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Post by face of a pervert on Feb 3, 2021 18:53:49 GMT -5
- King Cobra JFS: his cock faces us, ready to fuck his trolls. Protective stance behind his sexy of age female - Sexy of age female: smile on her face indicates her dentures are not chafing and her walnut is indeed moist
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Feb 3, 2021 19:07:21 GMT -5
Pretty weird he calls his sister a “lady friend.”
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stephanie
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goth icon
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Post by stephanie on Feb 3, 2021 19:09:47 GMT -5
cobe's head crooked tho
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