What’s the deal with John Joseph? (unemployment sector)

[Deleted]

Can someone just not be an actual pussy and go “hang out” with him. James K it’s your calling

[patdog]

I’d hang out with him but only if I had a lil ashy larry make things interesting. Again, shit just doesn’t exist up here

[Deleted]

Hanging out with him would be akin to torture.

Saying everything in his obnoxious accent and deliberately talking louder then anyone else.

Constantly yelling about his conspiracy shit, the lower easts side and how is healthiest motherfuker for his age.

Asking if everything is organic and if it’s not, dealing with his tantrums and rants.

putting a stupid amount of nutritional yeast on everything.

going to the bathroom a lot to fix his toupee.

[malaiseforever]

Jan 31, 2022 4:32:36 GMT -5 @scrubber said:

putting a stupid amount of nutritional yeast on everything.

Leave my delicious yeast out of this please, I feel attacked.

[malaiseforever]

"Hey guys, I work my ass off! One time, in the 80s, I was a bike messenger."

[RIP RIDE!!!]

5am is not early for someone his age. besides, the only reason to brag about getting up "early" is if you have nothing to do that day. nobody brags when they have to get somewhere.

and ffs, no one is drippiniing in the streets in ny winter. especially when you're squatting and have no heat

[krujones]

Jan 30, 2022 23:27:53 GMT -5 𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 said:

what did you do

I responded to that long winded post about working hard or whatever with "I too hope to one day post endless bullshit on Instagram"


That's literally all it takes for that dork to block someone I guess

[anointed]

lol JJ's recent IG story is him crying bout how his new posts aren't hitting the same numbers as some of his other posts, he was like 'my posts used to get 5k likes, now they're getting only 200' and then wen't on about it being some conspiracy but i zoned out. i don't think issa conspiracy that even some of your followers are muting you now, lame ass annoying ass bitch - nobody gives a fuck bout your 100th monsanto take.

[not Worship]

ya couldnt be posting more and more polarizing cringe content multiple times a day every day

[M]

Jan 31, 2022 5:26:57 GMT -5 RIP RIDE!!! said:

5am is not early for someone his age. besides, the only reason to brag about getting up "early" is if you have nothing to do that day. nobody brags when they have to get somewhere.

and ffs, no one is drippiniing in the streets in ny winter. especially when you're squatting and have no heat

This

I have to be up at 5am for work and its infuriating, especially in winter.

Also, there is no way he is up that early with nothing to do. I want proof.

[youthoverrided]

Jan 31, 2022 0:31:15 GMT -5 anointed said:

"Oh btw - I also challenged him to come try to hang with me for a day - still waiting to hear back."

indeed a challenge to hang out with you bro, nobody tryna do that shit corny ass mfer

probably still waiting to hear back because whoever commented that is now blocked

[bonerinsweatpants]

Jan 31, 2022 11:33:10 GMT -5 anointed said:

lol JJ's recent IG story is him crying bout how his new posts aren't hitting the same numbers as some of his other posts, he was like 'my posts used to get 5k likes, now they're getting only 200' and then wen't on about it being some conspiracy but i zoned out. i don't think issa conspiracy that even some of your followers are muting you now, lame ass annoying ass bitch - nobody gives a fuck bout your 100th monsanto take.

for someone who keeps ragging the current generation being too soft and not tough like he is (supposedly taking a bath with a fire hydrant in the new york winter lol) he sure is acting like a baby back bitch about IG post likes or lack thereof

[Deleted]

You’d be mad too if your drugs weren’t hitting the same all of a sudden

[Deleted]

Jan 31, 2022 0:43:43 GMT -5 @motherofgod said:

Can someone just not be an actual pussy and go “hang out” with him. James K it’s your calling

ok story time…

So I worked at Shop Shogun in 2015 and the Cro-Mags were one of our biggest clients. We dealt directly with John. So one day me and my boss drive to New York to pay out royalties from like the month or whatever for sales. We go to John’s stoop in east village and my boss and him are shooting the shit about this or that. I’m standing there smoking a cigarette minding my own business not saying anything. John then starts to feign a cough and looks at me and goes “I GET MIGRAINES” and I look at him and I hold up my cigarette to see if that’s what he’s getting at and he just kinda nods so I take like a couple steps back so I’m a solid 8-10 ft away from him and then he goes again “MIGRAINES” so my boss looks at me and it’s kind of like “sorry” and I just toss the cigarette down and put it out.

I have hated him ever since.

[Deleted]

Also fuck the thread title change

Team Parris
Team Mackie

[krujones]

Reminds me of Roget Miret not wanting to be in the same room as people smoking a joint because he said he was "allergic"

[Deleted]

One more story…

So Cro-Mags played New Britain in summer 2015. We were printing some shirts for the show and I was asked to deliver them to the show because I lived in New Britain. Told my bosses I didn’t want to stay for the show cause I was tired so I wanted to drop the shirts and go home. They told me totally fine the Cro-Mags have a merch guy. I’m like ok. They showed up two hours late (cause they left late and NYC to CT on a Friday turns a 2 hour drive into 3-4 hours). Finally they show up and it’s now like 8pm. John walks in and drops a duffel bag on the table and goes “there’s 123 shirts, 72 limited edition LPs, and 15 copies of my book. Thank you” and walks off. I’m like “this motherfucker thought I’m the merch guy.” So I’m just like standing post cause officially I haven’t even delivered these fucking shirts yet. Finally my bosses and Mackie walk up to the bar and I go up to them and I’m like “YO IM GETTING RELIEVED RIGHT?” And they were shocked I was still there. My bosses explained to Mackie what I was told and Mackie said he’d take care of it so he goes to find John and they get their merch guy to do their merch. John then walks up to me as I’m talking to my bosses and goes “hey I told our merch guy you had to go home so could you like hide or he’ll be bummed about having to work” and then he saunters off. Mackie just goes “fuck that, you’re drinking with me” and Mackie bought me a vodka soda.

Mackie is great. John is the worst.

[Jacked Homeboy]

Jan 31, 2022 13:47:14 GMT -5 @jamesk said:

Jan 31, 2022 0:43:43 GMT -5 @motherofgod said:

Can someone just not be an actual pussy and go “hang out” with him. James K it’s your calling

ok story time…

So I worked at Shop Shogun in 2015 and the Cro-Mags were one of our biggest clients. We dealt directly with John. So one day me and my boss drive to New York to pay out royalties from like the month or whatever for sales. We go to John’s stoop in east village and my boss and him are shooting the shit about this or that. I’m standing there smoking a cigarette minding my own business not saying anything. John then starts to feign a cough and looks at me and goes “I GET MIGRAINES” and I look at him and I hold up my cigarette to see if that’s what he’s getting at and he just kinda nods so I take like a couple steps back so I’m a solid 8-10 ft away from him and then he goes again “MIGRAINES” so my boss looks at me and it’s kind of like “sorry” and I just toss the cigarette down and put it out.

I have hated him ever since.

Damn, that's jokes. My story is similar. Haha. My band played with jjmags in maybe 2006. In London. They were playing and me and a mates missus was by the side, smoking. When you could in venues. Anyway, in between songs my man started shouting, saying he's an athlete, and he come over to us. Started shouting at the girl. Not me. Utter bitch

[𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓]

scared of a lil second hand smoke but not a contagious respiratory disease

[Deleted]

my friend saw cro mags on that tour they did with eyehategod and said mackie was wearing one of the EHG trucker hats and made it look so cool he had to buy one

[Jon Joseph in a golf cart.]

LOL cracking up at ”I GET MIGRAINES” and ”I’m an athlete”. What a giant bitch.

[AL 🎄✨🦌]

Powerful
Migraines
Athlete

[RealVile]

"I love my grains" - John Joseph

[boundforgloryhole]

#teamparris

[anointed]

can’t wait until he completely retcons everything tied to NYHC like ‘yeah actually i was there when agnostic front wrote public assistance because when we were hanging at A7 (as we always did back then) vinnie asked me how i felt about all the unambiguous people in nyc that ain’t grinding like me everyday, working as a bike messenger and running marathons and i said MAKE THEM CLEAN THE SEWERS DONT TAKE NO RESISTANCE and that’s when roger said yo this bloodclot mon is the fookin truth and turned it into the hit song public assistance’

[bonerinsweatpants]

i cant believe people respect this dolt

[Ian MacFlai]

Can confirm he is afraid of cigarette smoke. That's the way to beat him.

[concealer]

Might start smoking just in case I ever cross paths with this jamoke

[The Starchild]

Jan 31, 2022 16:56:41 GMT -5 @jamesk said:

Jan 31, 2022 16:45:57 GMT -5 bonerinsweatpants said:

i cant believe people respect this dolt

this is part of why i take the time to denounce him so much. there are young kids who come into hardcore and hear the cro-mags and then see john preaching all the stuff he does THEN throwing in the right wing stuff. like he still has a measure of influence (esp with young kids) and i have a problem with that. i've had to check so many kids who think john is like cool and i'm like dude he's pro-cop and racist.

so like, i have a "platform" whatever you want to call it and i don't want any young kids to fall into the trap of PMA but also "we need cops". like i think toby is a huckster but he's ultimately harmless. the stuff jj openly and actively espouses is dangerous

MIGRANES

[anointed]

i have a theory nobody ever really called him 'bloodclot' rather he misheard that when someone called him a bumbaclot