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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Jan 19, 2024 15:01:40 GMT -5
Whoever made that need to kill themselves and JJ
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on Jan 19, 2024 15:21:26 GMT -5
Dude
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Post by (some berries is ok) on Jan 19, 2024 15:53:49 GMT -5
He probably played this repeatedly until his mom and gf fake laughed so he would turn it off.
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jan 19, 2024 16:02:48 GMT -5
What the fuck was that?
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Post by teenagewristband on Jan 19, 2024 16:23:27 GMT -5
Hotter than any bumbaclot track.
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mikext
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Post by mikext on Jan 19, 2024 22:31:55 GMT -5
So I’m a glutton for punishment and am reading his autobiography and got to a part where he admits that he dressed up as Santa and pretended to be regarded to raise money for the Krishna Temple lol
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Jan 19, 2024 22:49:17 GMT -5
Sounds plausible, I would pay >10 bucks for him to go away
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Jan 20, 2024 3:25:06 GMT -5
Username alert: best hard-rocker voice
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Post by teenagewristband on Jan 21, 2024 10:06:29 GMT -5
What useless information is JJ trying to share this morning? It’s funny when he didn’t have anyone’s lines to steal for a post.
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youthoverrided
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Post by youthoverrided on Jan 21, 2024 13:51:48 GMT -5
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Jan 21, 2024 14:03:53 GMT -5
That dog looks miserable
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disrupticon
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Post by disrupticon on Jan 21, 2024 15:44:05 GMT -5
DeSantis dropped out and endorsed Trump.
At this point we're about to see JJ's relationship with the Republican Party shift to "grovelling little paypig begging for treats".
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Jan 21, 2024 15:59:23 GMT -5
this shit is badass and insightful
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Post by wedealinlead on Jan 21, 2024 17:03:33 GMT -5
Did he take the post down or am I blocked?
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Post by mikext on Jan 21, 2024 18:38:31 GMT -5
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Jan 21, 2024 19:30:27 GMT -5
Haha
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Post by jefe on Jan 21, 2024 20:45:48 GMT -5
good one
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Post by (some berries is ok) on Jan 22, 2024 0:05:52 GMT -5
Wish jj would post here instead of just lurking
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Post by disrupticon on Jan 22, 2024 2:16:11 GMT -5
JJ's just one catastrophic step away from posting minions memes, isn't he?
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Post by gold soundz on Jan 22, 2024 8:12:00 GMT -5
I would argue minions memes are way cooler than what he currently posts
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Post by Poseur on Jan 22, 2024 12:25:16 GMT -5
I played it off to a "T".
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youthoverrided
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Post by youthoverrided on Jan 22, 2024 15:32:54 GMT -5
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Post by disrupticon on Jan 23, 2024 0:18:18 GMT -5
Funny part is that Disease X is just a disaster preparedness roadmap to help stem future pandemics. It's not a real disease that's circulating. He's perfectly willing to believe the authorities when they plan for hypothetical future scenarios, but not when that eventuality actually happens.
By following that logic to its furthest conclusion, you could literally get him to believe a zombie apocalypse is real if you tell him that the Pentagon has planned for it - but he paradoxiaclly wouldn't believe it was really happening if it did.
Meaning, he keeps outing himself as the absolute dumbest person in the room (and the first to die) in every zombie apocalypse movie ever.
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Jan 23, 2024 1:28:02 GMT -5
HEY! JJ peddled away from a group of jacked homeboys on a Citibike so actually prepared for the zombie apocalypse!!
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Post by disrupticon on Jan 23, 2024 12:54:01 GMT -5
Just told JJ about DeSantis dropping out. He had tears in his eyes. Then he did the Wakanda pose and said "#Ronkanda Forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate.
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Post by krujones on Jan 23, 2024 13:17:30 GMT -5
Its actually great that he refuses pills and shots. That way when he inevitably gets cancer or some other serious illness he can die quicker
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youthoverrided
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Post by youthoverrided on Jan 23, 2024 14:56:20 GMT -5
not that I need a discipline coach, but if I did def not picking one that's never had a screenplay picked up or has barely finished/DNF races.
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Post by flyingwhales on Jan 23, 2024 15:12:29 GMT -5
"I've written six books, screenplays. albums, completed 14 Ironmans..."
Amazing that such a prolific writer has such a poor grasp on grammar. If I was his editor I'd demand co-author credit.
Also is he saying he's written 6 books/screenplays/albums EACH or is 6 a cumulative total of all those media formats. You'd think Mark Twain over here would know how to phrase such a statement so it isn't so ambiguous
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2024 15:20:28 GMT -5
all that and he still lives with his mom, unbelievable
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Jan 23, 2024 18:07:44 GMT -5
"established a food program for the homeless" = volunteered once and demanded a photo bc taken for praise
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