What’s the deal with John Joseph? (unemployment sector)

[anointed]

speaking of prisons, remember that prison documentary he allegedly made with HBO? "coming soon" he keeps promising his loyal followers. i'm almost 100% certain HBO execs rewatched it in post and saw just how loud mouth and annoying JJ was and completely canned it.

[paulkersey]

I saw him walk up to one of the Tompkins Square shows in like 2016, stopped and looked like he was about to collapse. Genuinely looked like this, labored breathing and everything. He didnt even play a set yet!

[smashedbox]

Apr 18, 2023 11:49:18 GMT -5 anointed said:

speaking of prisons, remember that prison documentary he allegedly made with HBO? "coming soon" he keeps promising his loyal followers. i'm almost 100% certain HBO execs rewatched it in post and saw just how loud mouth and annoying JJ was and completely canned it.

he was probably the narrator as well and keeps talking about himself 

[anointed]

Apr 18, 2023 12:03:38 GMT -5 smashedbox said:

Apr 18, 2023 11:49:18 GMT -5 anointed said:

speaking of prisons, remember that prison documentary he allegedly made with HBO? "coming soon" he keeps promising his loyal followers. i'm almost 100% certain HBO execs rewatched it in post and saw just how loud mouth and annoying JJ was and completely canned it.

he was probably the narrator as well and keeps talking about himself 

lmao he's just shouting over the footage the entire time I WUZ IN SPAFFORD WITH THE SPANISH CATS AND THE JACKED HOMEBOYS

[jaredestroyer]

Apr 17, 2023 23:03:13 GMT -5 anointed said:

just do drugs again bro it's over

That's the face of a man who definitely did not just shit himself curling 10lb dumbbells. 

[accidentalcharm]

Lettin the old man broccoli farts just fly

[youthoverrided]

http://instagram.com/p/CrHPjYHpUzc

JJ desperately pleading for people to get tickets for his walking tour.

[nastyy]

writer who cannot write commenting on how hollywood can't write. good stuff

[krujones]

This movie sucks. Instead fly to NY and pay $35 to come to my WALKING TOUR

[flyingwhales]

You've had 40 years to write a screenplay, prove that you can do any better

[johnny two cool]

hell yeah he liked my comment.

Making an instagram was worth it.

[stiffbreeze]

Apr 18, 2023 14:00:57 GMT -5 flyingwhales said:

You've had 40 years to write a screenplay, prove that you can do any better

Pumped a lil prompt into ChatGPT:

INT. DIMLY-LIT APARTMENT - NIGHT

The camera pans across a cluttered room filled with graffiti-covered walls, a makeshift gym corner, and a coffee table strewn with drug paraphernalia. JOHN JOSEPH, a weathered punk rocker in his 50s, sits on a tattered couch, a CRACK PIPE in hand. He takes a hit, his eyes glazing over for a moment before he exhales with a contented sigh.

JOHN JOSEPH
(shouting)
Fuck, that's good shit!

A pair of JACKED BROTHERS, burly and tattooed, enter the room, carrying a crate of Spanish Cats, a popular energy drink.

BROTHER 1
Yo, John, you still owe us for last week's stash!

BROTHER 2
Yeah, we're not leaving till we get our cash, man.

JOHN JOSEPH
(grinning)
Cash? Who needs cash when you've got the finest crack in Alphabet City?

John picks up his guitar, strumming a few chords with a mischievous grin.

JOHN JOSEPH
(rocking out)
I'll pay you back in riffs, boys!

John launches into a wild, impromptu PUNK ROCK SONG, belting out lyrics about his wild days on the streets of New York City, fueled by Spanish Cats and crack. The Jacked Brothers can't help but bob their heads to the infectious beat.

As John continues to play, the camera captures the chaotic energy of the room, with the Jacked Brothers nodding along, and the Spanish Cats cans being chugged like there's no tomorrow.

Suddenly, there's a KNOCK on the door. John stops playing and looks towards the door with a mixture of curiosity and paranoia.

JOHN JOSEPH
Who the fuck is that?

The door bursts open, revealing a group of PUNK ROCKERS, all wearing Cro Mags t-shirts and carrying guitars.

PUNK ROCKER 1
Yo, John, we heard you were jamming! Can we join in?

PUNK ROCKER 2
We brought some Spanish Cats too!

JOHN JOSEPH
(grinning)
Hell yeah, come on in!

The room erupts into a wild, impromptu JAM SESSION, with John and the punk rockers thrashing around, fueled by their shared love for music, Spanish Cats, and crack. The Jacked Brothers join in, banging on empty cans like drums, adding to the chaotic cacophony.

The camera captures the hilarity of the scene, with everyone in various states of punk rock ecstasy, bouncing off the walls and losing themselves in the music.

JOHN JOSEPH
(singing)
Spanish Cats and crack, it's a New York City attack!

The opening scene ends with John and his motley crew of punk rockers and Jacked Brothers laughing uproariously, lost in the moment of their wild, drug-fueled jam session.

FADE OUT.

Title: "CRACKIN' UP: THE JOHN JOSEPH STORY"

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Apr 16, 2023 15:44:27 GMT -5 youthoverrided said:

http://instagr.am/p/CrGhtR2rdrC

guarantee JJ hasn't talked to Ian in years and Ian most likely despises him.

explaining who ian mackaye is like the time he explained what the make a wish foundation does lmao

[bonerinsweatpants]

he clearly does this to cater to his qanon/anti vaxxer normie followers would stumbles on his page

[Frederik]

LMAO@ "Crackin' Up: The John Joseph Story"

[youthoverrided]

Good to see Mister Doesn't Do Politics is happy about a new law being passed.

[not Worship]

Ya man thats totally gonna work, as if the social taboo of the entire free world wasnt enough of a deterrant

[krujones]

There is mountains of evidence that the death penalty is not a deterrent for crime and in some cases might increase it because once someone does the real bad shit they ain't concerned with doing more bad shit along the way. Threatening a pedo with the death penalty is like threatening a junkie with the death penalty if they take another shot of H into their arm. Its gonna happen either way

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Apr 19, 2023 12:05:59 GMT -5 youthoverrided said:

Good to see Mister Doesn't Do Politics is happy about a new law being passed.

what about gov. desantimonious' closest advisor blowing his brains out after getting charged for diddling kids whats jj's dumb fuckign take on that

[not Worship]

Most peoples positive anecdotes are that a barista gave them a free coffee or something, not being stoked about killing rapist pedos lmao. Dude is so demented

[bonerinsweatpants]

Apr 19, 2023 12:15:17 GMT -5 krujones said:

There is mountains of evidence that the death penalty is not a deterrent for crime and in some cases might increase it because once someone does the real bad shit they ain't concerned with doing more bad shit along the way. Threatening a pedo with the death penalty is like threatening a junkie with the death penalty if they take another shot of H into their arm. Its gonna happen either way

adam carolla years ago (before he became a dumbass idiot) used to pitch a fake movie called pedof-isle where they ship pedophiles onto a remote island and let them all live there a la lord of the flies. oh also castrates them so it's a double whammy. probably the most orwellian/semi plausible way to deal with pedos haha

[flyingwhales]

Rape has less harsh penalties than murder to incentivize rapists not to murder their victims. A death penalty for rape means rapists might as well commit murder in an attempt to get away with it.

[not Worship]

I am pro death penalty tho, i wish theyd shoot mfs in the face the next day instead of drawing it out for years

[nastyy]

Incredibly liberal definition of what a “positive story” is

[throwdemgunz]

A lot of abuse comes from within families sadly, and I think victims are going to be even less willing to come forward if they think that speaking out about their parent, aunt, uncle etc. is going to get them a death penalty.

[throwdemgunz]

Apr 19, 2023 12:40:48 GMT -5 nastyy said:

Incredibly liberal definition of what a “positive story” is

A real "feel good" story you can slide in at the end of the local news next to a story about a disabled kid scoring a touchdown in a pop warner game. 

[xpatx]

Apr 19, 2023 12:16:24 GMT -5 @ihateyouall said:

Apr 19, 2023 12:05:59 GMT -5 youthoverrided said:

Good to see Mister Doesn't Do Politics is happy about a new law being passed.

what about gov. desantimonious' closest advisor blowing his brains out after getting charged for diddling kids whats jj's dumb fuckign take on that

“BoTH sIDeS Do iT!  i DonT SUppOrT ANY poliTIciAns.  DEy aRE aLl CrOoKs” 

[Sorley Boy]

The death penalty for rape has been unconstitutional for 50 years and I don't think the SCOTUS Catholics want to see half of Florida's priests getting the needle so that's not going to change, but I guess you don't comprehend that when you've got 50 brain cells.

[fuzzyslippers]

Has anyone addressed the fact that he keeps talking about “pandemic 2” like we never had a pandemic before 2020

[fuzzyslippers]

Also trying hard to stifle laughs about his “flatten the curve flatten your life” tweet, goddamn this dude fucking sucks