pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Jun 3, 2021 10:34:33 GMT -5
you can like BARELY see inner labia, if you sickos are into that sort of thing On those enormous huge insertion videos you can basically see womb.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Jun 3, 2021 10:34:43 GMT -5
Pretty sure that's me or pat, you can hang out on the podium if you want. You can have it, mang. You've put in too much work not to be recognized.
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jun 3, 2021 10:39:11 GMT -5
You've put in too much work not to be recognized.
I'm a generally cheerful fella - don't mistake my belief that no one's apinions matter as surliness.
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vie et mort
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Post by vie et mort on Jun 3, 2021 12:29:34 GMT -5
Sarah rn: “I only have one pic of my ass bent over completely naked with some boob showing... but I don’t think that would work cause you guys don’t like that stuff...” i'll have you know there is no boob showing. that is probably my arm you are thinking is a boob lolol I posted that before I realize that you actually uploaded a pic.
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Jun 3, 2021 18:32:13 GMT -5
horny for pride month
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Hotdogscominurway
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Post by Hotdogscominurway on Jun 3, 2021 18:43:16 GMT -5
my butt: almost posted a full on b-hole shot but i thought that might be excessive coward
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Jun 3, 2021 18:45:13 GMT -5
100% not a coward*
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hayley
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Post by hayley on Jun 3, 2021 19:19:22 GMT -5
my butt: almost posted a full on b-hole shot but i thought that might be excessive coward Powerful
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Post by Chili’s Defence force (CDF) on Jun 3, 2021 19:53:03 GMT -5
Who’s horny rn?
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jun 3, 2021 21:37:42 GMT -5
Haven’t had sex since I got the stupid puppy in March. Bout to explode.
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Hotdogscominurway
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Post by Hotdogscominurway on Jun 4, 2021 9:51:54 GMT -5
Haven’t had sex since I got the stupid puppy in March. Bout to explode. Give the dog a bone
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2021 9:52:34 GMT -5
i thoguht chicks dig dogs
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jun 4, 2021 10:19:06 GMT -5
Haven’t had sex since I got the stupid puppy in March. Bout to explode. Give the dog a bone Nice
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jun 4, 2021 10:20:54 GMT -5
i thoguht chicks dig dogs I mean, when we’re out for walks chicks def want to meet the puppy and talk to me. My being extremely good looking doesn’t hurt. The problem is that I’m not interested in cheating on my wife.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2021 10:23:08 GMT -5
Classic wife moment
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not Worship
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Post by not Worship on Jun 4, 2021 10:23:31 GMT -5
Why is the dog preventing your wife from banging you? 👀
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Jun 4, 2021 10:37:19 GMT -5
Imagining their shared bedroom is littered with empty peanut butter jars
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Jack Hard
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Post by Jack Hard on Jun 4, 2021 10:40:24 GMT -5
Both out dogs sleep on the bed, and follow us around the house. So we have to lock them out of the room
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zwansuperfan69
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Post by zwansuperfan69 on Jun 4, 2021 10:55:23 GMT -5
my finance and I got a puppy back in Dec and it definitely put a damper on things for awhile because neither of us wanted to deal with the separation anxiety whining. That said, my heart grew hard when my dick stayed soft so now I have no qualms with locking the dog out of the room.
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Jun 4, 2021 10:57:17 GMT -5
Just fuk in front of your dog they dont understand whats going on.
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Jun 4, 2021 10:57:58 GMT -5
Unless they think youre fighting. I had a dog that would bight me when kissing all the ladies.
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jun 4, 2021 11:21:55 GMT -5
Why is the dog preventing your wife from banging you? 👀 He’s a rather high maintenance breed, and I’m spending every waking moment otherwise reserved for free time on training. On top of that, we can’t go away for a weekend to get away from the kids because we have the mongrel to take care of. We’re basically too stressed and exhausted. It’s more work than a newborn human.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2021 11:22:50 GMT -5
I'm looking for a wife hmu if you see this
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Jun 4, 2021 11:28:11 GMT -5
fuck dogs
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Jun 4, 2021 11:43:00 GMT -5
Are any of you German by any chance?
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Jack Hard
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Post by Jack Hard on Jun 4, 2021 11:47:06 GMT -5
Unless they think youre fighting. I had a dog that would bight me when kissing all the ladies. My one dog wants to lick. So we can risk getting a rim job from the dog.
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Jack Hard
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Post by Jack Hard on Jun 4, 2021 11:47:22 GMT -5
Can't risk. Fuck this stupid screen ha
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Jun 4, 2021 11:55:09 GMT -5
Can't risk. Fuck this stupid screen ha I believe you.
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Jun 4, 2021 11:55:58 GMT -5
This has probably escalated into poor taste and I’m one of the main culprits.
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Jun 4, 2021 12:55:50 GMT -5
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