sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Jan 18, 2023 10:49:30 GMT -5
regardless I need to go to the bathroom. the wet spot has more to do with jizz dripping out of me at the end lol If a lady tried this with me I would simply pee on her side of the bed while she's in the bathroom. It's called being Sigma. I'd simply punch you in the face and tell you to fuck yourself in the future.
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jan 18, 2023 10:58:36 GMT -5
regardless I need to go to the bathroom. the wet spot has more to do with jizz dripping out of me at the end lol If a lady tried this with me I would simply pee on her side of the bed while she's in the bathroom. It's called being Sigma.
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hAloween h2o fan
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Post by hAloween h2o fan on Jan 18, 2023 12:57:39 GMT -5
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2023 14:11:54 GMT -5
What’s the horniest thing you’ve all done? As a horny boy I used to measure how far I could shoot my splooge. I’d save up for days and then stand against the bathroom wall and launch my load for distance, much like a shot put. I’d sneak a tape measure with me into the bathroom. Clean up was a breeze since the floor was linoleum. I think my best back then was like 64 inches, which is a joke. I could destroy that record now. Maybe we all try it tonight and post our numbers? We’ll call it The Great Gamete Games. Hope everyone is doing well. did we ever do the 40 yard nut dash?
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theywalkedinline
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Post by theywalkedinline on Jan 18, 2023 14:20:51 GMT -5
TBF the post nut drip is pretty hot…
In theory.
After you nut it’s not so hot. I’ll grab a hot towel and some wet wipes because I’m a gentleman.
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Jan 18, 2023 14:28:47 GMT -5
not going to the bathroom to piss out cum.....i remember my first creampie
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theywalkedinline
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Post by theywalkedinline on Jan 18, 2023 14:40:12 GMT -5
Luckily being with the same person for 10 years, there’s no shame.
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jan 18, 2023 14:57:37 GMT -5
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oldrules
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Post by oldrules on Jan 18, 2023 15:37:13 GMT -5
upload a picIs this the horniest soundtrack of all time? Recently banged to it and it was pretty dope definitely recommend haha This shit reminds me of high school. Confirmed horniest of time.
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Jan 18, 2023 15:44:52 GMT -5
FUCKKKK is this real though?
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jan 18, 2023 15:47:39 GMT -5
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Jan 18, 2023 15:48:32 GMT -5
Could def go for an OCP right now
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jan 18, 2023 15:53:20 GMT -5
Could def go for an OCP right now
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codync
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Post by codync on Jan 18, 2023 16:14:37 GMT -5
Oatmeal Creme pat
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on Jan 18, 2023 16:26:33 GMT -5
regardless I need to go to the bathroom. the wet spot has more to do with jizz dripping out of me at the end lol The old Cincinnati chili dog, nice.
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oldrules
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Post by oldrules on Jan 18, 2023 16:44:47 GMT -5
What’s y’all’s most recent post-nut clarity? Delete Bumble.
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on Jan 18, 2023 16:45:42 GMT -5
What’s y’all’s most recent post-nut clarity? Delete Bumble. Did you? Or did you stay swipin?
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Jan 18, 2023 16:47:37 GMT -5
What’s y’all’s most recent post-nut clarity? i had post-nut clarity last night that helped me mentally remember where I had left a copy of a receipt I needed the concept of using PNC to be productive has never dawned on me before gonna start leaving a notebook on the nightstand so i can journal post-coitus and capture my full potential
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oldrules
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Post by oldrules on Jan 18, 2023 16:50:07 GMT -5
Did you? Or did you stay swipin? Yes deleted lol..Ya gotta swipe to build it up then you realize afterwards thats all that needed to be done.
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F.F Woodycooks
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on Jan 18, 2023 16:51:17 GMT -5
Little Debbie cream pies are for real the best store bought snack cake. Drakes and hostess have nothing that can compete.
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Jan 18, 2023 17:32:23 GMT -5
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on Jan 18, 2023 17:35:18 GMT -5
Little Debbie cream pies are for real the best store bought snack cake. Drakes and hostess have nothing that can compete. I don’t disagree but don’t forget to show the moonpies some love.
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burp
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Post by burp on Jan 18, 2023 17:38:18 GMT -5
if some girl tried to put on anime I'd hurl her ass off the roof
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burp
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Post by burp on Jan 18, 2023 17:38:50 GMT -5
Akira doesn't count
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jan 18, 2023 17:40:24 GMT -5
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Jan 18, 2023 17:43:39 GMT -5
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Jan 18, 2023 17:53:00 GMT -5
Kinda looking for the downside of sending twitter hoebots dixpix rn...
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Jan 18, 2023 18:02:01 GMT -5
Yo, that guy's Twitter is a fucking TRIP.
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Post by 𝕄𝔼👁𝕎𝔽𝕌ℕℂ𝕋𝕀👁ℕ on Jan 18, 2023 18:33:33 GMT -5
who would wanna fuck with pokemon on in the background??
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captainsunshine
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Post by captainsunshine on Jan 18, 2023 18:38:01 GMT -5
who would wanna fuck with pokemon on in the background?? professor oak
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