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Post by ππππππππππππ on May 9, 2023 18:08:25 GMT -5
Every time I eat at TB, I have a nonstop feeling of having to take a dump. skill issue
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cerotolerance
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Post by cerotolerance on May 9, 2023 18:23:20 GMT -5
I mean, it causes me stress because I don't go there often since we don't have any where I live. So, I go whenever I'm on holiday and such. It's always a mystery to me but also it's no surprise when it happens to the point of trying not to blackout when it's dropping and stopping. I'm usually talking to myself and saying things like don't play with me, you gotta keep moving. So I try to shake it up despite the death grip until I hear it drop and it sometime makes the sound of a bomb because you know, of gravity and then I'm happy with a big smile because it's underwater boi. And despite all of this, I always come back for more even if I can't get away from that nonstop feeling of having to poop.
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anointed
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Post by anointed on May 9, 2023 18:24:46 GMT -5
after taco bell i feel a pressure to succeed in getting this shit outta my ass
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Post by johnny two cool on May 9, 2023 18:26:47 GMT -5
Some of you need more fiber in your diet
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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on May 9, 2023 18:27:53 GMT -5
had a couple cheesy bean & rices last night, not typically a sauce guy (yall know i'm dry) but it was an added benefit this time
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AL πβ¨π¦
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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on May 9, 2023 18:37:59 GMT -5
Taco Bell had been Fazed Out of my diet but now that I know they're rockers like me I'm gonna have to go back
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cerotolerance
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Post by cerotolerance on May 9, 2023 18:42:32 GMT -5
Taco Bell had been Fazed Out of my diet but now that I know they're rockers like me I'm gonna have to go back Do it!
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AL πβ¨π¦
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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on May 9, 2023 18:44:36 GMT -5
Taco Bell had been Fazed Out of my diet but now that I know they're rockers like me I'm gonna have to go back Do it! I'll prob run out and grab a sack of TB for lunch tomorrow not gonna lie
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Post by giorgio merauder on May 9, 2023 19:30:55 GMT -5
I'll prob run out and grab a sack of TB for lunch tomorrow not gonna lie you are in for a treat brother
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Post by gaygay on May 9, 2023 19:33:58 GMT -5
Every time I eat at TB, I have a nonstop feeling of having to take a dump. I've explained this in the past, this is simply Taco Bell giving whatever inferior food inside of your gut the ol' "GTFO."
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Post by Osama Vinladen JimΓ©nez LΓ³pezπ
π on May 9, 2023 19:43:02 GMT -5
My single goal in life is to convert Klump n worship into wet bois
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on May 10, 2023 10:44:19 GMT -5
Meg Mills from Big Cheese/Chubby and the Gang is filling-in on guitar for their tour with blink-182.
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Post by Osama Vinladen JimΓ©nez LΓ³pezπ
π on May 10, 2023 10:50:17 GMT -5
Meg Mills from Big Cheese/Chubby and the Gang is filling-in on guitar for their tour with blink-182. Do you know if she uses the store-brand sauces or not?
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agunrack
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Post by agunrack on May 10, 2023 10:50:24 GMT -5
they are in a taco bell commercial too
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Post by jimmyspudboy on May 10, 2023 10:59:38 GMT -5
Meg Mills from Big Cheese/Chubby and the Gang is filling-in on guitar for their tour with blink-182. Do you know if she uses the store-brand sauces or not? Asking the real questions ITT.
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Post by yosupbro on May 10, 2023 15:39:50 GMT -5
I never remember if I'm opening the TB or turnstile thread at this point
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Post by colt3ninja on May 10, 2023 15:44:38 GMT -5
I'm going full 4th meal when I see TBstile in July
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Post by jonsetsfire on May 10, 2023 16:26:33 GMT -5
Meg Mills from Big Cheese/Chubby and the Gang is filling-in on guitar for their tour with blink-182. Do you know if she uses the store-brand sauces or not? Store bought TB sauces. She's got that turnstile money now. No need to hoard packets like us poors.
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Post by larrygengurch12 on May 11, 2023 12:03:59 GMT -5
Every time I eat at TB, I have a nonstop feeling of having to take a dump. "I want to thank you for letting me shit myself"
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Post by Osama Vinladen JimΓ©nez LΓ³pezπ
π on May 11, 2023 12:15:08 GMT -5
Chubby checker is now a touring member of turnstile
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Magnum P.P.
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Post by Magnum P.P. on May 11, 2023 12:15:48 GMT -5
Twistile
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Post by jonsetsfire on May 11, 2023 12:38:08 GMT -5
Chubby checker is now a touring member of turnstile Hitting all of the fast food chains. Damn.
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cerotolerance
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Post by cerotolerance on May 12, 2023 23:50:44 GMT -5
I saw Turnstile tonight and they played the TB song, the song from the TB commercial
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Post by jonsetsfire on May 13, 2023 0:01:57 GMT -5
I saw Turnstile tonight and they played the TB song, the song from the TB commercial Did you get a free taco? If Oprah was in the band you would have gotten a free 7-layer burrito.
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Post by cerotolerance on May 13, 2023 0:31:22 GMT -5
Sadly no, TB no mas lives here.
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Post by paulkersey on May 15, 2023 18:53:55 GMT -5
Theyre playing the Ottobar tonight with Jivebomb. Its probably long sold out by now but that's pretty sick
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Post by cerotolerance on May 15, 2023 21:26:40 GMT -5
They skipped out on the Toronto Blink 182 show that is also tonight. I wonder if their show was booked before the tour?
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Post by cerotolerance on May 15, 2023 21:38:30 GMT -5
New trios champs
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Post by agunrack on May 16, 2023 6:36:01 GMT -5
Theyre playing the Ottobar tonight with Jivebomb. Its probably long sold out by now but that's pretty sick they played that nu metal thing in vegas and rather than going all the way back to toronto they just had a scheduled day off to get back on track and did the show at otto last night was sick. brought out the nonstop feeling banner
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boundforgloryhole
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Post by boundforgloryhole on May 16, 2023 10:42:10 GMT -5
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