anointed
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Post by anointed on Jun 15, 2023 15:31:04 GMT -5
jokes on whomever stole either TUI or backtrack merch because they both have some of the ugliest designs of all time
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colt3ninja
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Post by colt3ninja on Jun 15, 2023 15:39:17 GMT -5
I always thought the Menzingers had absolutely ass merch designs
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Jun 15, 2023 15:41:30 GMT -5
i always thought the menzingers had absolutely ass music
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Post by crimsonotter on Jun 15, 2023 15:46:36 GMT -5
I always thought the Menzingers had absolutely ass merch designs They have one good shirt. The one with the electric city sign on the back |
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Jun 15, 2023 15:46:59 GMT -5
How long do you have to academically study punk for before you're up for tenure? Really depends on how loud you are. |
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boundforgloryhole
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Post by boundforgloryhole on Jun 15, 2023 16:01:40 GMT -5
any old board heads remember the kid who stole from converge i think. i think that was actually jake stealing the jane doe logo from some model or something lol no some kid stole from a band(i thuink it was converge) and even ended up posting apologizing lmao |
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Post by Jacked Homeboy on Jun 15, 2023 16:09:24 GMT -5
Would love to see Brady rejoin, feel like he was the one writing the riffs, and his solos were so hard. Lovely fella too. Hung out with him around 10 years ago, good soul man. Hope he's alright. TLDR. I have a lot of time still for Turnstile. how big is his dick? Probably bigger than yours |
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anointed
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Post by anointed on Jun 15, 2023 16:11:18 GMT -5
bullshit crackheads have historically tiny dongs
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Post by Jacked Homeboy on Jun 15, 2023 16:14:57 GMT -5
Surely it's the chicken and egg question? What came first, the crack or the small dingaling?
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stiffbreeze
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Post by stiffbreeze on Jun 15, 2023 16:30:49 GMT -5
bullshit crackheads have historically tiny dongs man I donāt know why Iām even typing this but the crackhead I work with is rumored to have a massive hog |
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anointed
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Post by anointed on Jun 15, 2023 16:32:37 GMT -5
bullshit crackheads have historically tiny dongs man I donāt know why Iām even typing this but the crackhead I work with is rumored to have a massive hog it's just a rumor crackheads have small ones why do you think they become crackheads? |
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stiffbreeze
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Post by stiffbreeze on Jun 15, 2023 16:38:45 GMT -5
man I donāt know why Iām even typing this but the crackhead I work with is rumored to have a massive hog it's just a rumor crackheads have small ones why do you think they become crackheads? I always thought it was: the bigger dick you have, the less of a fuck you give. So if you've got a big one, the thought process is "fuck it, let's smoke crack". I'm sure that man from Nantucket has smoked a shitton of crack |
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boundforgloryhole
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Post by boundforgloryhole on Jun 15, 2023 16:51:38 GMT -5
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jun 15, 2023 18:10:47 GMT -5
lol
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Post by yosupbro on Jun 15, 2023 18:12:50 GMT -5
Nothing is more hardcore than wall street journal writeups
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Post by paulkersey on Jun 15, 2023 18:37:35 GMT -5
If hardcore keeps getting bigger, bands will develop high-tech surveillance like Target. You steal more than a $1,000 in merch they drop the hammer of the law on ya and get you for grand larceny
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Post by nalyd on Jun 15, 2023 18:37:37 GMT -5
Bet they didnāt even hire a hardcore photographer for the article
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Post by šššššššššššš on Jun 15, 2023 18:39:29 GMT -5
I feel like I repeat the same stories on here but Backtrack had a merch guy and it still didnāt prevent them from getting robbed by a freckle faced juvenile at Webster Hall. Kid wen't back multiple times to steal more stuff lolĀ any old board heads remember the kid who stole from converge i think. he posts here |
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Post by Pat on Jun 15, 2023 18:52:50 GMT -5
any old board heads remember the kid who stole from converge i think. he posts here Great now I gotta try to figure this shit out all night |
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Post by smashedbox on Jun 15, 2023 18:58:49 GMT -5
lmao I remember on old board he was like 'Jake I look up to you as an inspiration' and Jake said something in the context of 'find a new one'
then people just kept posting the no heroes album cover.
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Post by j (in a good way) on Jun 15, 2023 20:06:22 GMT -5
Iām only interested in Turnstile after they reach Buckcherry-in-2023 tier. Then Iām there for sure. Now you're speakin my language |
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Post by ExS on Jun 15, 2023 22:04:37 GMT -5
Probably bigger than yours  |
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Post by BadScene on Jun 15, 2023 22:17:51 GMT -5
If hardcore keeps getting bigger, bands will develop high-tech surveillance like Target. You steal more than a $1,000 in merch they drop the hammer of the law on ya and get you for grand larceny They should be using that surveillance to find that mystery pit pooper. |
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Post by cum on Jun 15, 2023 22:24:06 GMT -5
lmao I remember on old board he was like 'Jake I look up to you as an inspiration' and Jake said something in the context of 'find a new one' then people just kept posting the no heroes album cover.Ā would be 100 times funnier if converge had even 1 good song |
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Post by not Worship on Jun 16, 2023 0:01:09 GMT -5
lmao I remember on old board he was like 'Jake I look up to you as an inspiration' and Jake said something in the context of 'find a new one' then people just kept posting the no heroes album cover. would be 100 times funnier if converge had even 1 good song -J |
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Post by šššššššššššš on Jun 16, 2023 0:04:32 GMT -5
Great now I gotta try to figure this shit out all night he doesn't post often and the only reason i know is because his name is in his email address lol |
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jun 16, 2023 0:07:26 GMT -5
would be 100 times funnier if converge had even 1 good song -J lol iconic callback |
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Post by agunrack on Jun 16, 2023 6:03:14 GMT -5
would be 100 times funnier if converge had even 1 good song -J (in a bad way) |
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Post by detlefschrempf on Jun 16, 2023 7:27:59 GMT -5
jokes on whomever stole With Honors cashbox |
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Post by j (in a good way) on Jun 16, 2023 7:52:10 GMT -5
Liked and subscribed, I can fix them |
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