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Post by MMST3K on Nov 17, 2022 16:40:06 GMT -5
Why canโt women be normal about bustin a nut? Idk about you but I think it's super.. .
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Post by concealer on Nov 18, 2022 13:55:23 GMT -5
How does a Posi-Trac rear end on a Plymouth work? It just does |
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Post by Tstigz on Nov 18, 2022 13:59:48 GMT -5
Can people really have 3+ nipples or is that a myth? I feel like every โextra nippleโ Iโve seen online just looks like a mole ๐ซค
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Nov 18, 2022 14:05:02 GMT -5
Can people really have 3+ nipples or is that a myth? I feel like every โextra nippleโ Iโve seen online just looks like a mole ๐ซค I dated a girl with 3. one tit was normal and other had two on the areola, one in the center and a distinct second offset from it. in more enlightened times, this phenomenon was rightly recognized as being the mark of a malevolent witch |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 18, 2022 15:43:50 GMT -5
Knew somebody who was rumored to have 3 nipples.
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 18, 2022 15:45:06 GMT -5
Can people really have 3+ nipples or is that a myth? I feel like every โextra nippleโ Iโve seen online just looks like a mole ๐ซค Did you hear about the lady who got a third tit to be unattractive to men? Tbh it didn't work. |
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 21, 2022 22:37:02 GMT -5
Ok stay with me b9... what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing himself in Spanish?
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 21, 2022 22:45:52 GMT -5
Ok stay with me b9... what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing himself in Spanish? I'll give it to you that one made me smile. |
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Post by landoftalk on Feb 25, 2023 18:50:40 GMT -5
If your driving on a 3 lane highway, and youโre in the left lane and another car is in the right lane, and you both start to pull into the middle lane at the EXACT same time,
Who had the right of way?
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Post by landoftalk on Feb 25, 2023 18:51:06 GMT -5
I think the true answer is whoever is the most aggressive right lol
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Post by hormel chavez on Feb 25, 2023 18:51:46 GMT -5
Like do we really need this many handicapped parking spaces?? you canโt walk 20 feet to the door but you can walk ALL AROUND the mall? cmon dawg |
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Post by landoftalk on Feb 25, 2023 18:53:46 GMT -5
A guy I once dated had a handicap parking pass. He had osteogenesis imperfecta and if he slipped on the ice and fell his bones would shatter
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Post by landoftalk on Feb 25, 2023 18:55:11 GMT -5
Also one time a guy I dateds legal name was Tiger lol
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Post by landoftalk on Feb 25, 2023 18:55:35 GMT -5
My childhood dogs name?
Tiger. Hahahaha
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Post by landoftalk on Mar 1, 2023 23:17:13 GMT -5
If Americans donโt use the metric system why are their guns still like 9mm
Or a 2L of Pepsi or whatever.
โHey honey can you pick up half a gallon of Pepsi for the party please?โ
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Post by landoftalk on Mar 1, 2023 23:17:36 GMT -5
Side point - can I tell you my weight in metric? Fuck no lmao
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Post by immortalrites on Mar 1, 2023 23:23:44 GMT -5
If Americans donโt use the metric system why are there guns still like 9mm Or a 2L of Pepsi or whatever. โHey honey can you pick up half a gallon of Pepsi for the party please?โ easy: the american love of bullets and soft drinks is stronger than our hatred of the metric system |
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Post by TheCauldronGlow on Mar 1, 2023 23:27:07 GMT -5
Just recently moved into a new house and it came with one of those fancy fridges that dispenses water and ice. I legit asked my friend "where does the water and ice come from???!!! It can't MAKE water....right"
I was completely sober.
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Post by TheCauldronGlow on Mar 1, 2023 23:28:23 GMT -5
Just recently moved into a new house and it came with one of those fancy fridges that dispenses water and ice. I legit asked my friend "where does the water and ice come from???!!! It can't MAKE water....right" I was completely sober. It made me feel less stupid when they were like "I don't know... maybe it's connected to the water...?" |
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Mar 1, 2023 23:33:54 GMT -5
In the T. rex song Jeepster he sings โgirl Iโm just a jeepster for your loveโ What is a jeepster?!? My uncle had a Jeepster for a while when I was a kid. It was a relatively upscale Jeep that was slightly longer than a normal one and had a hard metal top with full doors (back when Jeeps didn't have those). The rear was also slanted instead of straight vertical. My father had an ordinary Jeep made around the same time, and that was basically a military vehicle. Why T. Rex named a song that, though, I haven't a clue. My stupid question: Why did I type all of that? |
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Post by leftbeef on Mar 16, 2023 10:52:28 GMT -5
Not so much a question as an observation (but still pretty dumb): Although sorta dated at this point, it's fine to use the term "pimpin'" in casual conversation, but you get real weird looks if you use "whore-mongering" even though they technically mean the same thing.
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Mar 16, 2023 11:37:52 GMT -5
A guy I once dated had a handicap parking pass. He had osteogenesis imperfecta and if he slipped on the ice and fell his bones would shatter So, if ice was not a factor he'd be fine if he fell? |
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Post by Sorley Boy on Mar 16, 2023 11:51:22 GMT -5
Also one time a guy I dateds legal name was Tiger lol wen't to school with a girl named Tiger Ann. |
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Post by concealer on Mar 16, 2023 11:55:28 GMT -5
Not so much a question as an observation (but still pretty dumb): Although sorta dated at this point, it's fine to use the term "pimpin'" in casual conversation, but you get real weird looks if you use "whore-mongering" even though they technically mean the same thing. Jay-Z never had a hit song called Big Whore-Mongerinโ |
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Post by leftbeef on Mar 16, 2023 12:30:45 GMT -5
Not so much a question as an observation (but still pretty dumb): Although sorta dated at this point, it's fine to use the term "pimpin'" in casual conversation, but you get real weird looks if you use "whore-mongering" even though they technically mean the same thing. Jay-Z never had a hit song called Big Whore-Mongerinโ But if he did... but.. if.. he.. did.. |
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Post by antipasto on Mar 16, 2023 12:55:10 GMT -5
Why canโt women be normal about bustin a nut? Sheโs faking it |
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Post by โ๐ถ๐ๅ๐ฮทฤฎ๐แดแ on Mar 16, 2023 13:00:14 GMT -5
Why canโt women be normal about bustin a nut? Sheโs faking it If a woman is dramatically faking an orgasm just to impress me, Iโd say thatโs even better than the real thing |
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Post by accidentalcharm on Mar 24, 2023 23:22:55 GMT -5
How do they determine the eyeglass prescription for babies/toddlers who canโt talk or read an eye chart?
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Post by landoftalk on Apr 5, 2023 14:48:47 GMT -5
Why canโt I write off my work clothing purchases as a business expense!!!!
I need to keep up cute outfit appearances at work so people buy things from me!!!
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Post by Hotdogscominurway on Apr 5, 2023 14:55:16 GMT -5
Why donโt women have stronger backs to support their gigundo titters?
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