Ass Dan
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lacks jaynaysaykwa
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Post by Ass Dan on Apr 5, 2023 15:01:40 GMT -5
If a woman is dramatically faking an orgasm just to impress me, I’d say that’s even better than the real thing Hyper reality
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Ass Dan
Pulsating Member
lacks jaynaysaykwa
Posts: 11,731 Join Date: Jun 27, 2018 Likes: 14,606
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Post by Ass Dan on Apr 5, 2023 15:03:11 GMT -5
Why can’t I write off my work clothing purchases as a business expense!!!! I need to keep up cute outfit appearances at work so people buy things from me!!! Turn yourself into an LLC and switch to contract work rather than W2 work. Oh wait you’re a Canadian right? That scam probably doesn’t work there.
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Post by Al gave some, some gave Al on Apr 5, 2023 15:20:18 GMT -5
did Phish predict the pandemic by opening with Shafty during the Mexico run in Feb 2020?
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Sorley Boy
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tom bombadil gang
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Post by Sorley Boy on Apr 5, 2023 15:40:18 GMT -5
Why can’t I write off my work clothing purchases as a business expense!!!! I need to keep up cute outfit appearances at work so people buy things from me!!! Turn yourself into an LLC and switch to contract work rather than W2 work. Oh wait you’re a Canadian right? That scam probably doesn’t work there. It doesn't work here either, unless it's a uniform.
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Cholo Molester
Pulsating Member
our very own Gideon Yago 🌚
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Apr 5, 2023 16:04:55 GMT -5
Damn we should have a separate thread on how to do tax fraud cuz I have so many tips on that subject
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floorpunchchalie
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board royalty
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Apr 6, 2023 16:05:47 GMT -5
If a woman has fake ass titties can she still breastfeed a child?
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floorpunchchalie
Throbbing Member
board royalty
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Apr 6, 2023 16:08:40 GMT -5
Women when you walk down the street do you sing to yourself "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do?"
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BloodFarts2
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Post by BloodFarts2 on Apr 6, 2023 16:14:06 GMT -5
Will George Lopez ever play a character not named “George Lopez” again?
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Post by Al gave some, some gave Al on Apr 7, 2023 14:24:22 GMT -5
Why would anyone want furniture from a century that’s mid?
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Post by j (in a good way) on Apr 7, 2023 14:44:02 GMT -5
Do we meet people for a reason?
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Cucker Tarlson
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FUGG
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Post by Cucker Tarlson on Apr 7, 2023 15:03:54 GMT -5
How long can I make illegal money before getting caught?
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Post by j (in a good way) on Apr 7, 2023 15:10:43 GMT -5
How long can I make illegal money before getting caught? Take this to the great questions thread man
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patdog
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associated with black people and getting bitches
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Post by patdog on Apr 7, 2023 15:11:42 GMT -5
What would pig milk taste like?
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Magnum P.P.
Engorged Member
I bleed cum
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Apr 7, 2023 18:03:33 GMT -5
why do people bother racing their cars on the highway when they can literally just google which car is faster?
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hormel chavez
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lake dues
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Post by hormel chavez on Apr 7, 2023 18:36:25 GMT -5
why do people bother racing their cars on the highway when they can literally just google which car is faster? it ain’t the car it’s the driver bro
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2023 18:38:00 GMT -5
why do people bother racing their cars on the highway when they can literally just google which car is faster? it ain’t the car it’s the driver bro press down on the pedal anyone with legs can do it
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giorgio merauder
Turgid Member
I must be loyle to my capo.
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Post by giorgio merauder on Apr 7, 2023 18:40:02 GMT -5
whoever presses down harder goes faster though
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Magnum P.P.
Engorged Member
I bleed cum
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Apr 7, 2023 18:40:14 GMT -5
why do people bother racing their cars on the highway when they can literally just google which car is faster? it ain’t the car it’s the driver bro i dunno i think a monkey in a ferrari would smoke my 08 hyundai elantra
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Apr 7, 2023 19:16:38 GMT -5
What would pig milk taste like?
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borntodie
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Post by borntodie on Apr 7, 2023 19:24:42 GMT -5
How long can I make illegal money before getting caught? i think watching this montage may shed some light on your situation
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2023 13:33:21 GMT -5
is cracker barrel a restaurant for racists
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Apr 8, 2023 13:54:44 GMT -5
Am I Evil?
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giorgio merauder
Turgid Member
I must be loyle to my capo.
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Post by giorgio merauder on Apr 8, 2023 13:57:07 GMT -5
is cracker barrel a restaurant for racists it's a sequel to this game
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MMST3K
Pulsating Member
re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
Posts: 30,904 Join Date: Jun 27, 2018 Likes: 29,864
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Post by MMST3K on Apr 8, 2023 14:01:25 GMT -5
I remember that.
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Tstigz
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Hope everyone is doing well and having a nice day
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Post by Tstigz on Apr 13, 2023 12:14:24 GMT -5
Why do the numbers on a digital clock bounce around if you look at them while chewing but nothing else does this??
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Apr 13, 2023 12:25:00 GMT -5
Speaking of clocks, how did every country agree on what time it was when they first started actually keeping track of time?
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Pat
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bodybuilder monica lewisnky
various whatnots
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Post by Pat on Apr 13, 2023 12:26:21 GMT -5
Why do the numbers on a digital clock bounce around if you look at them while chewing but nothing else does this??
I like the idea that you chew by moving your head while your lower jaw remains stationary.
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Pat
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bodybuilder monica lewisnky
various whatnots
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Post by Pat on Apr 13, 2023 12:26:55 GMT -5
Speaking of clocks, how did every country agree on what time it was when they first started actually keeping track of time?
no one allowed women to vote then.
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Apr 13, 2023 12:52:42 GMT -5
Why do fools fall in love?
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anointed
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apartheid superfan
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Post by anointed on Apr 18, 2023 12:19:00 GMT -5
can you sue yourself?
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