queserasera
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Post by queserasera on Apr 18, 2023 13:03:06 GMT -5
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Hotdogscominurway
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Post by Hotdogscominurway on Apr 18, 2023 13:07:25 GMT -5
Is Andy still sleeping?
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anointed
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Post by anointed on May 5, 2023 23:23:16 GMT -5
does hard-rocker strength apply to autistic people too or only down syndrome mfs?
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burp
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Post by burp on May 6, 2023 1:04:39 GMT -5
what's the deal with coffee stir sticks? seems like a huge waste. just give your cup a whirl.
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pbcookies
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Post by pbcookies on May 6, 2023 11:52:45 GMT -5
what's the deal with coffee stir sticks? seems like a huge waste. just give your cup a whirl. if you like the last third of your coffee to be sugary sludge, then sure
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Post by โ๐ถ๐ๅ๐ฮทฤฎ๐แดแ on May 6, 2023 11:55:45 GMT -5
Why are you putting sugar in your coffee?
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pbcookies
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Post by pbcookies on May 6, 2023 11:59:04 GMT -5
home coffee never, work coffee needs it
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Top Rope Swanton
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on May 6, 2023 12:51:35 GMT -5
what is an average funeral homeโs annual budget for tissues?
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on May 6, 2023 13:43:12 GMT -5
โWhats the name of the boat in the movie Titanic?โ
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Tachyon
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Post by Tachyon on May 6, 2023 14:32:26 GMT -5
โWhats the name of the boat in the movie Titanic?โ
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anointed
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Post by anointed on May 16, 2023 9:28:26 GMT -5
is dying sus?
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anointed
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Post by anointed on May 16, 2023 9:29:54 GMT -5
is getting killed by another man sus?
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on May 16, 2023 9:35:52 GMT -5
โWhats the name of the boat in the movie Titanic?โ whatโs Obamaโs last name?!
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stiffbreeze
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Post by stiffbreeze on May 16, 2023 12:02:23 GMT -5
whatโs Obamaโs last name?! When I was in hs, the dunce that sat in front of me in math class turned around and asked me what Hitlerโs last name was. He also thought tuna came from dolphins
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Jul 8, 2023 22:19:54 GMT -5
I will preface this by saying I am a bad driver but I TRY MY BEST.
When youโre coming off an off ramp and need to merge which way am I supposed to signal?!? Everyone always seems to use their right signal but I thought I was supposed to use my left? Like yes you are technically turning right but youโre doing a left to mergeโฆ
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Jul 8, 2023 22:20:12 GMT -5
Also do British people just like fart all day after eating all those beans for breakfast?
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 8, 2023 22:28:05 GMT -5
If a wizard enjoys eating twizzlers does that make him a twizard?
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Sorley Boy
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Post by Sorley Boy on Jul 8, 2023 22:29:52 GMT -5
Define a twizard.
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 8, 2023 22:34:12 GMT -5
A wizard that consumes twizzlers
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Post by โ๐ถ๐ๅ๐ฮทฤฎ๐แดแ on Jul 8, 2023 23:05:29 GMT -5
If a wizard enjoys eating twizzlers does that make him a twizard?
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Post by sourtimes after dark ๐ on Jul 9, 2023 0:03:44 GMT -5
If a wizard enjoys eating twizzlers does that make him a twizard? Trump has always been such a strange looking dude. Like I donโt even know where to begin, heโs definitely never even looked like a human male and itโs fucking creepy. Don Jr looks like heโs made out of cocaine and brill cream and Eric looks like a shittier but less oily version of that like if you replaced the cocaine with Monster and the brill cream with whatever shitty expired hair gel was marketed to teenagers in 2003 but is still inexplicably manufactured and sold at Ross or Marshallโs 20 years later. Ivanka looks like sheโs wearing a human suit, and Tiffany looks like sheโs wearing an AliExpress version of Ivanka. Barron looks like he was genetically engineered to make people stop making fun of the Trump family genetics but someone dropped one of those dumb ass 8 foot tall Eastern European NBA players cumshot into the test tube so he somehow looks simultaneously less stupid and more stupid than the rest of his mutant family.
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Jul 29, 2023 12:37:23 GMT -5
Why is there braille on drive up ATMs I get it if itโs a walk up ATM but blind people donโt drive do they ๐ฃ
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killedbyboard
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Post by killedbyboard on Jul 29, 2023 12:44:02 GMT -5
What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Dec 15, 2023 20:29:46 GMT -5
Why does hot food smell delicious but when you open up a cold leftovers container the same food smells like doodoo
Also scrambled eggs. Smell fine when cooking. Add water to pan afterwards to clean and it smells like wet dog
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killedbyboard
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Post by killedbyboard on Dec 15, 2023 20:34:09 GMT -5
If a wizard enjoys eating twizzlers does that make him a twizard? I want to throw you down a well.
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 15, 2023 20:37:42 GMT -5
โWhats the name of the boat in the movie Titanic?โ This is fucking killing me lmao.
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Post by j (in a good way) on Dec 15, 2023 21:32:52 GMT -5
Why would you block a fellow poster on board
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hayley
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Post by hayley on Dec 15, 2023 22:54:58 GMT -5
Why would you block a fellow poster on board โjust an ideaโ because he (or she) didnโt find another board as he (or she) was (somewhat) kindly told to do (maybe)
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killedbyboard
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Post by killedbyboard on Dec 16, 2023 15:11:57 GMT -5
Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was true, a proctologist would be an astronaut.
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Dec 16, 2023 23:15:54 GMT -5
How do men keep those little tiny baby beanies on their heads
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