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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2018 12:21:03 GMT -5
Take the online survey after getting McDonald's and give my receipt with the buy 1/get 1 free sandwich deal to one of my coworkers
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2018 12:25:01 GMT -5
Crop dust people in the grocery store.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2018 12:26:02 GMT -5
Crop dust people in the grocery store. That's not very nice.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Jul 13, 2018 12:30:44 GMT -5
Regularly running into a coworker while they're picking up people at the gay (in a good way) bar but not telling his wife or our coworkers.
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ilovebirds
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can you help me
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Post by ilovebirds on Jul 13, 2018 12:33:22 GMT -5
eat ass (homies only)
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Yung Nick
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troubled yoot
i enter the dragon no condom
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 13, 2018 12:34:37 GMT -5
Putting cats in trees so firefighters don't have uneventful afternoons
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killthekool
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Post by killthekool on Jul 13, 2018 12:48:32 GMT -5
Greasing up skateparks with oil so skateboarders and rollerbladers can GO FAST!!!
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Jul 13, 2018 12:49:14 GMT -5
Give women unsolicited hugs but bent from a 45 angle so it's not awkward.
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Top Rope Swanton
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these muchachos know what's up
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on Jul 13, 2018 12:57:55 GMT -5
I try to make the bus wait if I see someone trying to catch it
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ilovebirds
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can you help me
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Post by ilovebirds on Jul 13, 2018 13:00:25 GMT -5
I do my asshole roommates dishes.
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killthekool
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Post by killthekool on Jul 13, 2018 13:00:28 GMT -5
I always warn people if i see cops around when theyre lookin sketchy or doing shady shit
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adonis
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Post by adonis on Jul 13, 2018 13:03:40 GMT -5
i'll let someone out if they are backing out of a driveway on to the street or trying to pull out of a cross street and im about to hit a red light. I also use turning signals. I feel like in LA this makes me a fucking saint compared to most.
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Avril Vagine
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you know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.
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Post by Avril Vagine on Jul 13, 2018 13:08:39 GMT -5
If I see someone in distress or having a really hard time, I usually walk away or try to do something to make their situation much more difficult/grueling so that they learn valuable life skills on how to overcome that same situation should they encounter it in the future.
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gold soundz
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Post by gold soundz on Jul 13, 2018 13:45:38 GMT -5
I was selling my kid's old bike on craigslist and was honest about the fact it needed repairs. This single mom messaged me and her kid was really stoked because it was his first bike, so I bought new parts and repaired it before they came.
I did a nice thing for a cat if that counts. He's a shelter cat with FIV, lice, and other problems. I felt like no one else would take him and he's such a nice little dude. I'm probably a dumbass for doing this though because he's always at the vet getting new meds.
In general I'm not a nice person and these examples are not representative of my character.
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ilovebirds
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can you help me
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Post by ilovebirds on Jul 13, 2018 13:48:30 GMT -5
I try to smile and or wave at strangers whenever possible
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2018 13:50:25 GMT -5
I 69
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ass eyes
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Post by ass eyes on Jul 13, 2018 13:55:20 GMT -5
Stand still to help them figure out which direction they want to walk. Yell "ayeee" and give a light stiff arm when someone is about to run into me because they're on their phone.
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Sorley Boy
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tom bombadil gang
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Post by Sorley Boy on Jul 13, 2018 14:16:01 GMT -5
There's something about my appearance or personality that makes people approach me for directions or an opportunity to tell their life story, and I always listen and try to help when I can. I also say thank you a lot and leave good tips, otherwise I'm a bad person.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Jul 13, 2018 14:22:12 GMT -5
There's something about my appearance or personality that makes people approach me for directions or an opportunity to tell their life story. Is it because you look like this? ![](http://storage.proboards.com/6839503/avatar/zQlXboUyagKCsCxKiEKi.jpg)
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viceroyofindia
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You don't win friends with salad
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Post by viceroyofindia on Jul 13, 2018 14:30:48 GMT -5
I do all the heavy lifting at my job so somebody's mother doesn't throw their back out
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lilmeatsauce
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klingon
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Post by lilmeatsauce on Jul 13, 2018 14:38:00 GMT -5
I try to smile and or wave at strangers whenever possible i do find myself smiling at strangers if we make any eye contact in passing. im not waving at some random person though.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2018 14:38:12 GMT -5
There's something about my appearance or personality that makes people approach me for directions or an opportunity to tell their life story, and I always listen and try to help when I can. I also say thank you a lot and leave good tips, otherwise I'm a bad person. hahaha why do you say you're a bad person?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2018 14:39:02 GMT -5
I do all the heavy lifting at my job so somebody's mother doesn't throw their back out ATTENTION FELLAS, YOU CAN LEARN FROM THIS GUY
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gold soundz
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Post by gold soundz on Jul 13, 2018 14:41:03 GMT -5
There's something about my appearance or personality that makes people approach me for directions or an opportunity to tell their life story, and I always listen and try to help when I can. I also say thank you a lot and leave good tips, otherwise I'm a bad person. Same here, and once someone engages with me I can't wriggle out of it and end up getting in way too deep. I think it's a byproduct of being completely non-threatening.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Jul 13, 2018 14:44:01 GMT -5
I try to smile and or wave at strangers whenever possible i do find myself smiling at strangers if we make any eye contact in passing. im not waving at some random person though. I've stopped making eye contact with randos because they end up think I'm a cop or a friendly local klansman.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2018 14:50:07 GMT -5
I try to smile and or wave at strangers whenever possible i do find myself smiling at strangers if we make any eye contact in passing. im not waving at some random person though. LOL ![](https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9IgG50Fb7Mi0prBC/giphy.gif)
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beckybreach
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Post by beckybreach on Jul 13, 2018 14:56:38 GMT -5
Say thank you even for the small stuff.
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Sorley Boy
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tom bombadil gang
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Post by Sorley Boy on Jul 13, 2018 15:09:14 GMT -5
There's something about my appearance or personality that makes people approach me for directions or an opportunity to tell their life story, and I always listen and try to help when I can. I also say thank you a lot and leave good tips, otherwise I'm a bad person. hahaha why do you say you're a bad person? I don't know. I guess I surpass the extremely low bar set by people in general, but I can be pretty self-absorbed.
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Sorley Boy
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tom bombadil gang
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Post by Sorley Boy on Jul 13, 2018 15:14:49 GMT -5
There's something about my appearance or personality that makes people approach me for directions or an opportunity to tell their life story. Is it because you look like this? ![](http://storage.proboards.com/6839503/avatar/zQlXboUyagKCsCxKiEKi.jpg) What's weird is that I usually look more like this ![](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1121455976/worldofdavidgnome4_400x400.jpg)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2018 15:16:49 GMT -5
I go hard at work and give co-workers rides who don't have a car. I treat people to a meal every once in a while.
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