elon buying twitter

[johnny two cool]

more like elon husk because he's a shell of a person.

[mazzario]

ruh roh

[borntodie]

i hope he kept his receipt

[anointed]

hell ye can't wait to tweet the n word from my tesla in the metaverse while taking down the wokesters with my NFT monkey gang

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Apr 26, 2022 17:04:29 GMT -5 anointed said:

hell ye can't wait to tweet the n word from my tesla in the metaverse while taking down the wokesters with my NFT monkey gang

SNAG

[itii]

So theoretically, elon trying to purchase this boomer infested money pit so everyone has to talk to him could sink his wildly overvalued car company and drag his dumbass toy companies down with him?

[pbcookies]

www.bbc.com/news/business-62102821

Elon Musk is ending his $44bn (£36bn) bid to buy Twitter, alleging multiple breaches of the merger agreement.

Lololol what a fucking loser

[nastyy]

SHOCKING

[Cholo Molester]

Broke boy alert 🚨

[Gary from juvenile Mom II]

What do you think it will do to the psyche of fat pill addicted American hard-rockers if they ever wake up and realize that the hundreds of millions of hours spent bloviating on Twitter and Facebook was with bots and AI? I've been thinking about this a lot recently and I don't think it will be good for humanity. Wait until people realize that Twitter themselves are responsible for the AI arguing with local moms about sex education in the school district chat. No one uses Twitter. There is a reason no one can start a rival or all the alternatives never gain any footing. The ecosystem can't exist without fake accounts and generated discourse.

[Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄]

Dead internet theory. None of you are real

[fishtalk - certified baddie]

Jul 8, 2022 19:52:56 GMT -5 Gary from juvenile Mom II said:

What do you think it will do to the psyche of fat pill addicted American hard-rockers if they ever wake up and realize that the hundreds of millions of hours spent bloviating on Twitter and Facebook was with bots and AI? I've been thinking about this a lot recently and I don't think it will be good for humanity. Wait until people realize that Twitter themselves are responsible for the AI arguing with local moms about sex education in the school district chat. No one uses Twitter. There is a reason no one can start a rival or all the alternatives never gain any footing. The ecosystem can't exist without fake accounts and generated discourse.

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[johnny two cool]

I think I’ve advocated for board bots before. It’d be fucking sick.

[djilo91]

Grifters gunna grift.

And like clockwork, the “the libtards aren’t going to be able to handle Musks free speech twitter” have completely ignored being grifted yet again and this is Musk exposing twitter.

[itii]

Jul 9, 2022 11:35:38 GMT -5 djilo91 said:

Grifters gunna grift.

And like clockwork, the “the libtards aren’t going to be able to handle Musks free speech twitter” have completely ignored being grifted yet again and this is Musk exposing twitter.

I'm always confused at this point in the play. Have I really been owned because you've lost literal billions in assets without so much as an nft? Am I the joke bc you don't even have 44b to buy an app no one actually wants without fucking up your whole shit? Am I gullible bc you guys spent a bunch of money to tell me this place is a shithole, like me and my friends have been saying for like 8 years?

So confusing 😕

[New Fury]

Imagine being as rich as Musk is and being such an unrelenting ding dong

Damn dude just enjoy being fuckin loaded by living in opulence and stop being a complete loser

[djilo91]

Jul 9, 2022 15:22:14 GMT -5 itii said:

Jul 9, 2022 11:35:38 GMT -5 djilo91 said:

Grifters gunna grift.

And like clockwork, the “the libtards aren’t going to be able to handle Musks free speech twitter” have completely ignored being grifted yet again and this is Musk exposing twitter.

I'm always confused at this point in the play. Have I really been owned because you've lost literal billions in assets without so much as an nft? Am I the joke bc you don't even have 44b to buy an app no one actually wants without fucking up your whole shit? Am I gullible bc you guys spent a bunch of money to tell me this place is a shithole, like me and my friends have been saying for like 8 years?

So confusing 😕

Nah bro you don’t get it. Elon exposed twitter’s fake accounts bro. No one knew about the fake accounts and bots on twitter bro. Trust me bro. Elon exposed them bro, trust me bro.

[jefe]

The Tesla founder has offered to pay to end world hunger if the UN explains how it would spend his money. Responding to the challenge, the UN's World Food Programme has produced a detailed plan to stave off global famine. The UN's $6.6 billion proposal could help 42 million vulnerable people survive 2022.

fortune.com/2022/03/22/elon-musk-charity-donations-6-billion-tax-breaks/

A terse regulatory filing in mid-February disclosed that Musk, who is currently worth $235 billion according to Bloomberg, had earmarked $5.7 billion worth of his Tesla shares for charity in late November. And yes, that’s the only detail Musk has provided about where the shares have gone: “To charity,” according to the bare-bones prose in the SEC’s disclosure form. No nonprofits have recently announced receiving any money from him, and Musk did not respond to several Fortune requests for comment.

fortune.com/2022/02/15/elon-musk-5-7-billion-donation-weeks-after-asking-un-world-hunger/

"Musk estimated in December that he would pay “over $11 billion” in 2021 taxes. A large donation could help to offset that price tag."

Guillotine.

[SchlongConnery]

I mean what do you expect from a white South African?

[cerotolerance]

Elon pussed out

[Sorley Boy]

Mr. Musk’s team also held meetings with undecided employees who are key to Twitter’s operations to try to persuade them to stay, three people said.

In one of those meetings, some employees were summoned to a conference room in the San Francisco office while others called in via videoconference. As the 5 p.m. deadline passed, some who had called in began hanging up, seemingly having decided to leave, even as Mr. Musk continued speaking, two people familiar with the meeting said.

Nice.

[refill]

I feel like BiL can be a consulting firm for how to transition to a new platform

[smashedbox]

twitter is legit about to crash as soon as an error starts. whole critical service crews dipped.

[anointed]

society if twitter crashes and also elon musk dies

[johnny two cool]

[FEMA Sniper]

Lol. How to light 44 billion dollars on fire by the rich version of Kingcobrajfs.

[smashedbox]

[meatballmaniac]

I want to hate-read posts from people who like Elon. Can someone link a Reddit or something?

[chaospouch]

He is really smart

[johnny two cool]

Nov 17, 2022 20:57:35 GMT -5 refill said:

I feel like BiL can be a consulting firm for how to transition to a new platform

tbh, in a similar vein, we should monetize the board by allowing people to pay us to start in post in threads to promote a band or product. Because, let’s face it, bands that pay to promote themselves on social media are posers who should be ridiculed. But a little product placement on board? That’s real.