not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Jul 8, 2023 12:21:56 GMT -5
God i would have loved to throw a fuckin cheesesteak at donald trump so badly
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on Jul 8, 2023 12:27:26 GMT -5
God i would have loved to throw a fuckin cheesesteak at donald trump so badly Talk about a bad food take. |
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pretzelbites
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Post by pretzelbites on Jul 8, 2023 12:29:59 GMT -5
I'm honestly surprised that Trump hasn't implied that it's gay to like ice cream...maybe we'll get that in the general election
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Porch Honky
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Post by Porch Honky on Jul 8, 2023 12:47:18 GMT -5
oh shit, it all makes sense now  Damn, first JK Rowling, now Pudding Fingers. |
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anointed
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apartheid superfan
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Post by anointed on Jul 8, 2023 17:09:15 GMT -5
i love him
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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IM ME, I DO ME, AND I CHILL.
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Jul 8, 2023 22:37:53 GMT -5
Hes cookin
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pretzelbites
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Post by pretzelbites on Jul 8, 2023 23:03:43 GMT -5
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 9, 2023 8:13:12 GMT -5
yet he gutted the EPA claiming climate change isn’t real |
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boundforgloryhole
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Still on 56k dial up
My tummy sticks out more than my dickie do
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Post by boundforgloryhole on Jul 9, 2023 9:03:34 GMT -5
did he left without paying too? |
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pretzelbites
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Post by pretzelbites on Jul 9, 2023 10:36:37 GMT -5
I need to see video of this ASAP
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pretzelbites
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Post by pretzelbites on Jul 9, 2023 13:55:55 GMT -5
Trump is basically proof of intelligent design, because his character is so perfectly written and consistent that it would be impossible for him to happen by chance alone. Shout-out to The Big Man Upstairs and/or the aliens running the simulation
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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32" inseam??
"My name is Geoff Tate." - Geoff Tate
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jul 9, 2023 14:03:18 GMT -5
Wildest thing about Trump is how he not only continues pushing forward despite being caught in lie after lie after lie, but how people just... have accepted that this is how the relationship with Donald Trump works, and that he just does worse and worse shit that forces you to scramble and focus on whatever his MOST RECENT terrible/dishonest/not real/completely fake/highly illegal thing is.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2023 14:04:32 GMT -5
Wildest thing about Trump is how he not only continues pushing forward despite being caught in lie after lie after lie, but how people just... have accepted that this is how the relationship with Donald Trump works, and that he just does worse and worse shit that forces you to scramble and focus on whatever his MOST RECENT terrible/dishonest/not real/completely fake/highly illegal thing is. he’s a masterpiece of social art. There’ll never be another like him |
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gmaneb
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Post by gmaneb on Jul 9, 2023 16:06:24 GMT -5
He’s the real life George Costanza and lives by “it’s not a lie if you believe it.”
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AL 🎄✨🦌
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365 party boy
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Post by AL 🎄✨🦌 on Jul 9, 2023 21:02:08 GMT -5
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theboobox
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Australian Lesbian
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Post by theboobox on Jul 11, 2023 9:55:01 GMT -5
never forget
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Frederik
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Looking California and feeling Minnesota
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Post by Frederik on Jul 11, 2023 9:58:08 GMT -5
Wildest thing about Trump is how he not only continues pushing forward despite being caught in lie after lie after lie, but how people just... have accepted that this is how the relationship with Donald Trump works, and that he just does worse and worse shit that forces you to scramble and focus on whatever his MOST RECENT terrible/dishonest/not real/completely fake/highly illegal thing is. because when you bring it up the immediate defense is "Well, they all lie" or some other whataboutism nonsense. It's basically impossible to have an actual debate because it's just nonstop obfuscation. |
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Porch Honky
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Post by Porch Honky on Jul 11, 2023 10:30:10 GMT -5
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theboobox
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Australian Lesbian
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Post by theboobox on Jul 17, 2023 13:03:41 GMT -5
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cer
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Post by cer on Jul 17, 2023 13:20:00 GMT -5
Personally I think he just wants to fuck her cos she looks a bit like Ivanka. |
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2023 13:25:20 GMT -5
i read this as shane gillis doing donald trump |
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pretzelbites
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Post by pretzelbites on Jul 18, 2023 12:19:39 GMT -5
new indictment about to drop
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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32" inseam??
"My name is Geoff Tate." - Geoff Tate
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jul 18, 2023 12:24:26 GMT -5
Twice impeached, thrice indicted, found liable for sexual abuse in a court of law, 50+ lawsuits to overturn his lost election thrown out (most of which by GOP judges in GOP states)...
It's a witch hunt!
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gmaneb
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Post by gmaneb on Jul 18, 2023 12:50:41 GMT -5
That first paragraph could have easily been just one sentence, but leave it to him to fluff himself up every time he speaks.
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Popcorn Sutton
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Post by Popcorn Sutton on Jul 18, 2023 13:17:06 GMT -5
Once again
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theboobox
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Australian Lesbian
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Post by theboobox on Jul 18, 2023 13:32:18 GMT -5
That first paragraph could have easily been just one sentence, but leave it to him to fluff himself up every time he speaks. but hey how else are we gonna know he won the straw poll? |
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Post by sourtimes after dark 🎃 on Jul 18, 2023 14:13:57 GMT -5
How has he not had a heart attack yet? Dude eats the way a fat redneck child with unlimited money eats, doesn’t work out because he thinks the human body has a finite amount of energy like a battery, hates stairs, etc.
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amplifiedohms
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Post by amplifiedohms on Jul 18, 2023 14:19:20 GMT -5
How has he not had a heart attack yet? Dude eats the way a fat redneck child with unlimited money eats, doesn’t work out because he thinks the human body has a finite amount of energy like a battery, hates stairs, etc. Ramps arent doing him any favors either  |
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Post by sourtimes after dark 🎃 on Jul 18, 2023 14:27:03 GMT -5
How has he not had a heart attack yet? Dude eats the way a fat redneck child with unlimited money eats, doesn’t work out because he thinks the human body has a finite amount of energy like a battery, hates stairs, etc. Ramps arent doing him any favors either I read he supposedly shit himself walking down that ramp and that he also shits himself all the time and just keeps going about his day because he’s either not aware of it or doesn’t care. |
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johnny two cool
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haunted by chalie, ray, Jerome garcia
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Post by johnny two cool on Jul 18, 2023 14:30:24 GMT -5
Man, just shitting your pants all the time and not giving a fuck about it is so badass
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