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Post by anointed on Jul 18, 2023 14:32:00 GMT -5
How has he not had a heart attack yet? Dude eats the way a fat redneck child with unlimited money eats, doesnβt work out because he thinks the human body has a finite amount of energy like a battery, hates stairs, etc. good genes, good genes. gotta love those genes. some say the best genes. |
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Post by killedbyboard on Jul 18, 2023 14:39:05 GMT -5
According to a former crew member on the Apprentice, he poos himself all the time and smells like shit constantly. The crew members used to call working that job the "shit show."
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theboobox
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Post by theboobox on Jul 18, 2023 14:48:24 GMT -5
βGot a gun that my granddad gave me/ They say one day theyβre gonna round up/ Well, that sh-t might fly in the city/ Good luck.β
bro Dan Blizarian did more than you at the massacre
lol whoops but my statement stands
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Post by sourtimes after dark π on Jul 18, 2023 15:32:42 GMT -5
βGot a gun that my granddad gave me/ They say one day theyβre gonna round up/ Well, that sh-t might fly in the city/ Good luck.β bro Dan Blizarian did more than you at the massacre lol whoops but my statement stands Heβs that unibrow with a person growing off of it who ran to the cops and demanded they give him a gun right? |
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theboobox
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Post by theboobox on Jul 18, 2023 16:01:55 GMT -5
βGot a gun that my granddad gave me/ They say one day theyβre gonna round up/ Well, that sh-t might fly in the city/ Good luck.β bro Dan Blizarian did more than you at the massacre lol whoops but my statement stands Heβs that unibrow with a person growing off of it who ran to the cops and demanded they give him a gun right? LOL the very one. Reminder that without his beard, he's just another Dane Cook looking ass  |
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Rectilian conspiracy
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Post by Rectilian conspiracy on Jul 18, 2023 17:36:49 GMT -5
Ramps arent doing him any favors either  I read he supposedly shit himself walking down that ramp and that he also shits himself all the time and just keeps going about his day because heβs either not aware of it or doesnβt care. βThis turd, which I shat in my pants during the Turning Point conference, where I was by far the most popular candidate with the highest polling, is a great turd. Itβs a perfect turd.β |
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jul 18, 2023 17:48:56 GMT -5
Heβs that unibrow with a person growing off of it who ran to the cops and demanded they give him a gun right? LOL the very one. Reminder that without his beard, he's just another Dane Cook looking ass lol imagine this incel dweeb without HGH and a beard. |
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theboobox
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Post by theboobox on Jul 18, 2023 18:25:29 GMT -5
LOL the very one. Reminder that without his beard, he's just another Dane Cook looking ass lol imagine this incel dweeb without HGH and a beard.  |
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Post by tomservo on Jul 18, 2023 18:48:05 GMT -5
Obamna
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Post by Dick Warlock on Jul 18, 2023 19:13:59 GMT -5
Heβs that unibrow with a person growing off of it who ran to the cops and demanded they give him a gun right? LOL the very one. Reminder that without his beard, he's just another Dane Cook looking ass legit looks like a drowned rat |
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Post by Reasonablepizza518 on Jul 19, 2023 9:24:59 GMT -5
How has he not had a heart attack yet? Dude eats the way a fat redneck child with unlimited money eats, doesnβt work out because he thinks the human body has a finite amount of energy like a battery, hates stairs, etc. I think there's also something to be said about how cavalier he is about everything. It seems like he genuinely believes he's unassailable, and as such, probably experiences a fraction of the stress someone in his position normally would. |
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Post by johnny two cool on Jul 19, 2023 9:38:05 GMT -5
Itβs shit, folks. Big, beautiful turds. You know, theyβre huge. I wen't to the doctor β itβs true, they say theyβve never seen anything like it β these turds. No, seriously. Listen, I can show you the turds.
*crowd starts screaming and screeching*
You want to see the β okay, okay. You know, we have so much fun. We do.
*crowd volume rises as Donald Trump emerges from behind the podium, soiled Depends in hand*
Huge! Iβve seen turds all over the worldβ
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Post by theywalkedinline on Jul 19, 2023 13:55:42 GMT -5
Man, just shitting your pants all the time and not giving a fuck about it is so badass True alpha behavior tbh. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2023 14:04:51 GMT -5
i will be voting for him a third time
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2023 14:10:52 GMT -5
i will be voting for him a third time pussy. i voted for him 15 times. |
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Post by Dick Warlock on Jul 19, 2023 14:13:07 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2023 14:22:44 GMT -5
i will be voting for him a third time pussy. i voted for him 15 times. you work for the desantis campaign and told him it was cool to say "mmm hungwy :3" |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2023 14:29:28 GMT -5
pussy. i voted for him 15 times. you work for the desantis campaign and told him it was cool to say "mmm hungwy :3"Β π‘ |
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Post by concealer on Jul 19, 2023 14:31:01 GMT -5
i will be voting for him a turd time |
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jul 19, 2023 15:23:17 GMT -5
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind. Prolly what his staffers call it whenever they have to sit near him.
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theboobox
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Post by theboobox on Jul 30, 2023 17:36:39 GMT -5
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Jul 31, 2023 21:48:47 GMT -5
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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on Aug 1, 2023 16:42:06 GMT -5
They really don't want him running again
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Aug 1, 2023 16:48:37 GMT -5
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Aug 1, 2023 16:51:19 GMT -5
Classic LEFT WING RAG, Reuters!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2023 17:08:47 GMT -5
WITCH HUNT!!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2023 17:11:14 GMT -5
mike pence thinks hes gunna
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Post by anointed on Aug 1, 2023 17:16:11 GMT -5
never was at the top of... a game |
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Aug 1, 2023 17:17:26 GMT -5
Jack Smith looks like he eats, drinks and sleeps this case lol.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2023 17:18:17 GMT -5
Jack Smith looks like he eats, drinks and sleeps this case lol. liberal coward |
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