landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Dec 16, 2023 23:16:28 GMT -5
Like why donβt they fall off?!? Iβve tried one on before and it felt like a slight breeze would push it off
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Dec 16, 2023 23:30:19 GMT -5
How do men keep those little tiny baby beanies on their heads theyre called yarmulkes
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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32" inseam??
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Dec 16, 2023 23:34:05 GMT -5
Who here seen the leprechaun?
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burp
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Post by burp on Dec 16, 2023 23:38:16 GMT -5
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chuggingpus
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Post by chuggingpus on Dec 17, 2023 10:20:24 GMT -5
Why havenβt cock sweaters caught on yet?
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Jan 16, 2024 16:20:37 GMT -5
How come sometimes the cheese I always buy is delicious and sometimes it tastes weird? Cow eating weird shit?
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Jan 16, 2024 16:24:23 GMT -5
if girls sit down cross legged can they feel their pussy lips go like mlah mlah mlem
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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32" inseam??
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jan 16, 2024 16:25:13 GMT -5
Why don't we just go around throwing drinks @ and yelling "fuck you" at celebrities/politicians instead of what we do now? We should de-incentivize fame/fortune/influence.
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Jan 16, 2024 16:26:59 GMT -5
How do men decide which leg of pants their penis goes in. Is it like being right or left handed and one way just feels natural and the other weird or do you like consciously decide where to put your penis
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codync
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Post by codync on Jan 16, 2024 16:27:38 GMT -5
Why havenβt cock sweaters caught on yet? iirc your mom wasn't very fond of the nickname
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Jan 16, 2024 16:28:56 GMT -5
How do men decide which leg of pants their penis goes in. Is it like being right or left handed and one way just feels natural and the other weird or do you like consciously decide where to put your penis gonna have to get lex Steele and OG mudbone in here to help answer this one, I just keep mine in my underwear
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codync
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i go ham on the cheez-its
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Post by codync on Jan 16, 2024 16:32:37 GMT -5
I'm actually extremely flattered that lando thinks we're all hangin serious dong
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Jan 16, 2024 16:37:29 GMT -5
I like to tuck mine up into my waistband so it peeks itβs widdle head out every once and a while like a baby snapping turtle coming up for a breath of fresh air
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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32" inseam??
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jan 16, 2024 16:42:09 GMT -5
I keep mine securely in a safety deposit box downtown. There's absolutely no conceivable reason I should be touching my dick under any circumstances.
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saturdave
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Post by saturdave on Jan 16, 2024 16:44:57 GMT -5
How do men decide which leg of pants their penis goes in. Is it like being right or left handed and one way just feels natural and the other weird or do you like consciously decide where to put your penis generally follows the laws of natural curvature. one way is correct, the other feels wrong and is more noticeable during office meetings, especially when everyone's pointing and asking the person in question to please leave
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burp
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Post by burp on Jan 16, 2024 17:03:13 GMT -5
I usually dress to the left
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Jan 16, 2024 19:50:10 GMT -5
I forgot that men donβt wear tight af pants anymore lol
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jan 16, 2024 20:08:13 GMT -5
I point it straight ahead
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Jan 16, 2024 20:10:58 GMT -5
What about tucking it in I forgot about that option.
Having a penis must be so weird just like this piece of your body flapping around
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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32" inseam??
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jan 16, 2024 20:24:44 GMT -5
We feel the same about norks.
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jan 16, 2024 20:24:45 GMT -5
Yeah itβs weird
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jan 16, 2024 20:29:53 GMT -5
How is babby formed?
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Jan 16, 2024 20:32:53 GMT -5
i wear tiny pants and feed it down the left. right leg just feels wrong
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jan 16, 2024 20:38:25 GMT -5
Landoftalk, I can assure you that no one here (except meow, apparently) has to choose which pant leg to stick their dong down. Find an average penis and then wrap plastic wrap around his crotch area to make briefs, of a sort, and it will soon become clear why.
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burp
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Post by burp on Jan 16, 2024 20:41:55 GMT -5
belt tuck is when u get a boner before class, it's like one quick movement like suck in stomach real quick and pull your guy up into ur waistband just make sure ur shirt doesn't get pulled up lmao otherwise u gotta do the cowboy walk
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burp
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Post by burp on Jan 16, 2024 20:43:45 GMT -5
Landoftalk, I can assure you that no one here (except meow, apparently) has to choose which pant leg to stick their dong down. Find an average penis and then wrap plastic wrap around his crotch area to make briefs, of a sort, and it will soon become clear why.
old timey tailors used to ask what side you dressed on but I think it was because they didn't want to stick pins in ur rod rather than because they intended to take the direction of your unit into consideration when tailoring
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jan 16, 2024 20:45:32 GMT -5
Landoftalk, I can assure you that no one here (except meow, apparently) has to choose which pant leg to stick their dong down. Find an average penis and then wrap plastic wrap around his crotch area to make briefs, of a sort, and it will soon become clear why.
old timey tailors used to ask what side you dressed on but I think it was because they didn't want to stick pins in ur rod rather than because they intended to take the direction of your unit into consideration when tailoring
black tailors?
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jan 16, 2024 20:46:42 GMT -5
tiny pants
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burp
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Post by burp on Jan 16, 2024 20:53:39 GMT -5
tiny pants
this is pretty much how I dress
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2024 22:26:14 GMT -5
I thought everyone's just sits on top of their balls like a little toad
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