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Post by βπΆπε[REDACTED]α΄α on Jan 16, 2024 23:04:34 GMT -5
Some of you wearing pants that are far too small
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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32" inseam??
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jan 16, 2024 23:48:44 GMT -5
triggered
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thezman
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Post by thezman on Jan 17, 2024 0:14:02 GMT -5
What happens you flush a toilet on the equator? Does the water spin clockwise or counterclockwise?
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Jan 17, 2024 8:24:01 GMT -5
What happens you flush a toilet on the equator? Does the water spin clockwise or counterclockwise? It explodes up into your ass
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on Jan 17, 2024 12:39:48 GMT -5
Mine not only goes down the pant leg, I also have to tuck it into my sock.
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Jan 17, 2024 22:33:32 GMT -5
Thatβs crazy how would you squat down youβd always be bending in half to not bend ur dick
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Jan 17, 2024 22:34:35 GMT -5
You could never wear shorts!!!
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Jan 17, 2024 22:35:06 GMT -5
I canβt stop picturing a dick that long itβs truly disgusting lol
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Jan 17, 2024 22:39:02 GMT -5
Long dicks are gross small dick gang stand up whoβs with me
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Hotdogscominurway
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Post by Hotdogscominurway on Jan 17, 2024 22:40:19 GMT -5
Sup
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Jan 17, 2024 22:56:34 GMT -5
Thatβs crazy how would you squat down youβd always be bending in half to not bend ur dick ?? you bend at the waist not mid thigh
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Jan 17, 2024 22:58:47 GMT -5
1:20
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jan 17, 2024 23:19:18 GMT -5
but the knee bends?
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forestfires
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Post by forestfires on Jan 18, 2024 0:01:53 GMT -5
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mots
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Post by mots on Jan 18, 2024 0:01:58 GMT -5
Is Sean g.ay?
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Jan 18, 2024 0:31:27 GMT -5
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Jan 18, 2024 0:32:23 GMT -5
How do men decide which leg of pants their penis goes in. Is it like being right or left handed and one way just feels natural and the other weird or do you like consciously decide where to put your penis if your right handed your penis goes to the left side.
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jonsetsfire
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Post by jonsetsfire on Jan 18, 2024 0:50:01 GMT -5
Like do we really need this many handicapped people??
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Apr 23, 2024 8:44:32 GMT -5
Do people chew gum anymore? I feel like I never hear about gum or see gum commercials. Gum chewership has to be down.
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Post by jonsetsfire on Apr 23, 2024 9:12:34 GMT -5
Do people chew gum anymore? I feel like I never hear about gum or see gum commercials. Gum chewership has to be down. I chew way too much gum. I have four flavors in my desk right now. Two mint and two bubble gums.
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Apr 23, 2024 9:14:35 GMT -5
Thanks for keeping the gum industry alive Jon
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Post by jonsetsfire on Apr 23, 2024 10:31:23 GMT -5
Thanks for keeping the gum industry alive Jon I do what I can! Gum jobs are real jobs, too.
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nhf
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Post by nhf on Apr 23, 2024 11:31:00 GMT -5
When will we make it illegal for old people to drive?
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Post by Anointed II on Apr 23, 2024 11:42:51 GMT -5
Thanks for keeping the gum industry alive Jon I do what I can! Gum jobs are real jobs, too. I got a gum job from your mom once
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Post by jonsetsfire on Apr 23, 2024 11:58:22 GMT -5
I do what I can! Gum jobs are real jobs, too. I got a gum job from your mom once Sike! She still has her teeth!
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Apr 23, 2024 12:13:26 GMT -5
When will we make it illegal for old people to hold office?
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Post by jonsetsfire on Apr 23, 2024 12:13:58 GMT -5
When will we make it illegal for old people to hold life?
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Apr 23, 2024 16:37:18 GMT -5
Not as many people are chewing gum since Letterman wen't off the air.
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Apr 23, 2024 16:44:13 GMT -5
Does anyone know would it be safe to microwave an apple?
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Apr 23, 2024 20:01:01 GMT -5
Does anyone know would it be safe to microwave an apple? you have to wrap it in tin foil to keep all the moisture from leaving it chalz
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