accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Dec 5, 2022 10:19:41 GMT -5
IPAs taste like the sketchy bile burp after vomiting beer. Beer vurp this goes for all high proof beers. I had some dumb craft stout this weekend that was 11% and it was basically like drinking a Guinness with a splash of acetone. beer really shouldn't be more than like 7%. If you want something that's around 12% then drink wine. If you want to get drunk fast, do shots. I don’t really drink beer much anymore, but stouts are usually fine since they’re typically malty. It’s the bitter hops that I can’t handle, not abv really |
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Dec 5, 2022 10:34:50 GMT -5
I love a strong stout or porter. I don’t fuck with most IPA’s, but I love hazys.
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Rectilian conspiracy
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Post by Rectilian conspiracy on Dec 5, 2022 10:36:09 GMT -5
All dogs go to heaven, all beer goes in my tummy
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Dec 5, 2022 10:50:36 GMT -5
All dogs go to heaven, all beer goes in my tummy |
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burp
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Post by burp on Dec 6, 2022 1:16:09 GMT -5
I regularly come back to this video. Unhinged, but in the best way possible.
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cheftony
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Post by cheftony on Dec 6, 2022 17:26:53 GMT -5
wearing face masks in your car by yourself no face no case but it doesn't cover their face...just their mouth and nose. Would much rather see people riding around with ski masks on |
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 6, 2022 18:00:11 GMT -5
I live in Orlando FL so I absolutely must honk my car horn as if my life depends it because it most certainly does beep beep outta my weigh i’m late driving my 39 year old son to disney |
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Dec 7, 2022 7:28:33 GMT -5
People who put “binge watching tv shows” in their interests on their dating app profiles. Basically saying you sit around at home and watch TV like a sloth. Just say that you’re lazy.
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Dec 7, 2022 8:59:04 GMT -5
People who put “binge watching tv shows” in their interests on their dating app profiles. Basically saying you sit around at home and watch TV like a sloth. Just say that you’re lazy. + people whose personality is going to therapy |
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 8, 2022 16:40:38 GMT -5
 i just snapped this fresh for the thread cause BIL |
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Dec 8, 2022 16:44:00 GMT -5
Dude that is a total violation! It’s a beach and you’re wearing socks.... Wtf
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Dec 8, 2022 16:55:47 GMT -5
how big was the chick that lost her fake lash?
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Yung Nick
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I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on Dec 8, 2022 17:10:30 GMT -5
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Dec 10, 2022 12:40:07 GMT -5
Guy sitting next to me in the ski lodge is trying to get video of his kid’s snowboard lesson from like 600 feet away, and someone keeps getting in the way of his zoomed-in shot, and he’s muttering audibly to himself “get the fuck out of the way” “fuck you” “fuck” “fuck off”. Chill, my man.
He’s also doing portrait-orientation video; by far the most unhinged part of it.
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on Dec 11, 2022 14:02:23 GMT -5
Grownups that wear Santa hats just because. You’re seriously that festive that you willingly wear a Santa hat 3 weeks before Christmas? The fuck?
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F.F Woodycooks
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on Dec 11, 2022 14:14:08 GMT -5
Grownups that wear Santa hats just because. You’re seriously that festive that you willingly wear a Santa hat 3 weeks before Christmas? The fuck? I’ll agree but I think this needs a clause that it becomes acceptable if you’re getting trashed at a Christmas party. |
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amplifiedohms
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Post by amplifiedohms on Dec 15, 2022 7:23:51 GMT -5
Drinking 2 monsters while sick with the flu to complete decorations for an upcoming christmas party and having your first full-blown panic attack. (Me)
Not cancelling said christmas party when your whole family has had the flu for 5 days. (mai waife)
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gold soundz
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Post by gold soundz on Dec 15, 2022 11:05:08 GMT -5
Grownups that wear Santa hats just because. You’re seriously that festive that you willingly wear a Santa hat 3 weeks before Christmas? The fuck? recently saw a home depot employee who had his goatee braided with red and green yarn and a tiny christmas bulb dangling off the tip, big time dedication to the holiday season |
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Dec 15, 2022 12:05:56 GMT -5
Grownups that wear Santa hats just because. You’re seriously that festive that you willingly wear a Santa hat 3 weeks before Christmas? The fuck? recently saw a home depot employee who had his goatee braided with red and green yarn and a tiny christmas bulb dangling off the tip, big time dedication to the holiday season
that sounds like the kidnapping Very Bad Santa from Happy!.
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 15, 2022 12:14:31 GMT -5
Drinking 2 monsters while sick with the flu to complete decorations for an upcoming christmas party and having your first full-blown panic attack. (Me) Not cancelling said christmas party when your whole family has had the flu for 5 days. (mai waife) Not being able to taste the food... Priceless. |
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burp
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Post by burp on Feb 19, 2023 21:36:41 GMT -5
once I said something to a coworker along the lines of "well, your funeral" and she lost it. started cackling maniacally. "your funeral?? what does that mean ahahaha your funeral" and like barely able to keep it together. sometimes she'd come up to me in the break room and just go (barely able to get the phrase out) "Well... your funeral!!!".
some people man
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jun 2, 2023 16:57:09 GMT -5
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The new Jan Brady
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Post by The new Jan Brady on Jun 2, 2023 17:17:38 GMT -5
People who stand in line at a food/deli counter for like 5 or 10 minutes, and then when its finally their turn they just start even thinking about what they want.
My folks did that once at a busy taco truck and i had to be like "the longer you take the more spit youre gonna get"
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Post by j (in a good way) on Jun 2, 2023 17:21:25 GMT -5
People who stand in line at a food/deli counter for like 5 or 10 minutes, and then when its finally their turn they just start even thinking about what they want. My folks did that once at a busy taco truck and i had to be like "the longer you take the more spit youre gonna get" I will punch a person in the back of the head if they do this I stg |
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The new Jan Brady
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Post by The new Jan Brady on Jun 2, 2023 17:32:56 GMT -5
People who stand in line at a food/deli counter for like 5 or 10 minutes, and then when its finally their turn they just start even thinking about what they want. My folks did that once at a busy taco truck and i had to be like "the longer you take the more spit youre gonna get" I will punch a person in the back of the head if they do this I stg When it happened, i literally did say what i posted and then while we sat at the picnic tables i was like "dont ever do that but especially never around me" I work in a deli, and i wish other customers would bernie mack slap these fucking people. Id hook em up if they did Had a customer being a fucking shit head and they called me a transmission. A dude behind him was like "dude chill the fuck out" and when it was that nice mans turn, i gave him an extra half pound of whatever he needed sliced. Good dude bactard. Had another lady threaten to "piss on the floor" if i didnt open the bathroom with a code for her. I was like "thats your prerogative maam" People in scootsdale really abuse the term "service animals" cuz this one dude brought his taco bell dogs in without a leash and they shat on our floor, the dude said he didnt bring any bags. Fucking UNHINGED. |
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jun 2, 2023 17:39:35 GMT -5
Had a customer being a fucking shit head and they called me a transmission. I will punch a person in the back of the head if they do this I stg |
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The new Jan Brady
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Post by The new Jan Brady on Jun 2, 2023 17:42:57 GMT -5
Also i loveee the tslur sentence spice. BiL supports us gays.
And thanks pat. I wish people would cuz i xant afford to lose my shitty job.
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jun 2, 2023 17:47:20 GMT -5
The emotional support animal stuff is unchartered frontiers of crazy person territory. People are so fucking weirdly into their pets, and now we're basically telling them "you can bring them literally anywhere now." They're instantly combative about it, and they know you can't legally ask them questions. It's the perfect storm for bullshit public interactions with nutjobs.
When I did inventorying in college for a store warehouse, we had a few people like that. Always the people who'd come in and lollygag for HOURS, try shit on and not buy anything too.
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Post by j (in a good way) on Jun 2, 2023 17:51:49 GMT -5
Had a customer being a fucking shit head and they called me a transmission. I will punch a person in the back of the head if they do this I stg |
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The new Jan Brady
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Post by The new Jan Brady on Jun 2, 2023 18:15:30 GMT -5
Being in a bathroom and demanding a stranger shows your their crotch to make sure theyre in the bathroom because YOU dont want to be harassed or abused.
A state like florida completely removing a degree to be a teacher, and then this random person to inspect the genital area of middle schoolers to make sure its not a "boy pretending to be a girl" what could go wrong there? Everyone fondly remembers how *not* creepy their middle school PE teacher was, right?
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