The new Jan Brady
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Post by The new Jan Brady on Jun 2, 2023 18:19:50 GMT -5
The emotional support animal stuff is unchartered frontiers of crazy person territory. People are so fucking weirdly into their pets, and now we're basically telling them "you can bring them literally anywhere now." They're instantly combative about it, and they know you can't legally ask them questions. It's the perfect storm for bullshit public interactions with nutjobs. When I did inventorying in college for a store warehouse, we had a few people like that. Always the people who'd come in and lollygag for HOURS, try shit on and not buy anything too. At most, like my current store theres a tiny sign reminding people of what legally constitutes a support animal. I was at a store and this girls rat dog kept pulling on my socks and shed be like "come here ari!" And it wouldnt listen, cuz she didnt train it. I just said "wow hes a good worker, he really listens to you" and she was like EHHH SCUUUSEE MEEE" |
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Post by somemistakes on Jul 3, 2023 23:49:59 GMT -5
People who eat other peoples lunches at work Absolute MADNESS. So fucking weird. Someone wen't in the fridge at work (so they started at the "DO NOT STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD" memo), took my food with my name on it, and took one bite out of everything. Just why. |
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Jul 4, 2023 0:03:55 GMT -5
People who eat other peoples lunches at work Absolute MADNESS. So fucking weird. Someone wen't in the fridge at work (so they started at the "DO NOT STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD" memo), took my food with my name on it, and took one bite out of everything. Just why. wanted to make sure it wasn't poisoned. Did anyone at work die? If so, it was probably them. |
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Post by landoftalk on Jul 4, 2023 18:38:39 GMT -5
People who eat other peoples lunches at work Absolute MADNESS. So fucking weird. Someone wen't in the fridge at work (so they started at the "DO NOT STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD" memo), took my food with my name on it, and took one bite out of everything. Just why. HAHAHA WOW WHAT that is EXTREMELY unhinged |
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Post by pisswizard on Jul 4, 2023 20:58:23 GMT -5
When you are waiting for the doors on the train to open so you can get off it and people start pushing themselves onboard before letting anyone step off. Train isnβt going anywhere yet you rude fucking prick.
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Post by jonsetsfire on Jul 4, 2023 23:09:06 GMT -5
People who eat other peoples lunches at work Absolute MADNESS. So fucking weird. Someone wen't in the fridge at work (so they started at the "DO NOT STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD" memo), took my food with my name on it, and took one bite out of everything. Just why. Yooooo, who did you hurt at work? ORRRR who do you work with that would think this is a good practical joke? |
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 4, 2023 23:11:13 GMT -5
People who eat other peoples lunches at work Absolute MADNESS. So fucking weird. Yeah who would steal thirty bagged lunches? |
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Post by sourtimes after dark π on Jul 4, 2023 23:20:03 GMT -5
A guy tried to return an Xbox Series S at Gamestop that he bought the day before and managed to fuck up, my old boss wouldnβt give him his money back so he came back and threw a soda in his face and dumped olive oil all over the store.
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jul 4, 2023 23:27:55 GMT -5
Lol dumped olive oil
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2023 23:29:22 GMT -5
Iβm not touching your dumb lunch your mammy made four days ago from expired cans in her pantry
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Post by sourtimes after dark π on Jul 5, 2023 1:28:35 GMT -5
The lunch thing reminds me of this fat fuck I used to work with who walked by this womanβs desk on Valentineβs day and started eating the chocolates her boyfriend sent her while she was at work, when she yelled at him he apologized and told her he thought she put them out for everyone to just come by and grab five or six.
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Post by pisswizard on Jul 5, 2023 4:42:56 GMT -5
The lunch thing reminds me of this fat fuck I used to work with who walked by this womanβs desk on Valentineβs day and started eating the chocolates her boyfriend sent her while she was at work, when she yelled at him he apologized and told her he thought she put them out for everyone to just come by and grab five or six. I have a jar of candy at work for people to grab a lollipop out of while they wait. More than one time a fat guy has sat down next the the jar and continually are them one after the other while waiting for his friend. Another time I was tattooing three women on a girls night out, I suppose the older one was one of the mothers, she decided a tattoo was too expensive but also took the entire contents of the jar leaving just one behind as if I wouldnβt notice. |
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Post by Dick Warlock on Jul 5, 2023 9:33:24 GMT -5
that's some 'mom steals the candy bowl at halloween from the front door step' lunacy
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Post by emerald_wizard on Jul 5, 2023 12:42:19 GMT -5
When you are waiting for the doors on the train to open so you can get off it and people start pushing themselves onboard before letting anyone step off. Train isnβt going anywhere yet you rude fucking prick. I just out loud tell these people theyβre assholes. Infuriates me every time, especially if they push past YOU who is patiently waiting to go in like everyone else directly to the side of the door |
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Post by JDS on Jul 5, 2023 16:09:49 GMT -5
The lunch thing reminds me of this fat fuck I used to work with who walked by this womanβs desk on Valentineβs day and started eating the chocolates her boyfriend sent her while she was at work, when she yelled at him he apologized and told her he thought she put them out for everyone to just come by and grab five or six. I have a jar of candy at work for people to grab a lollipop out of while they wait. More than one time a fat guy has sat down next the the jar and continually are them one after the other while waiting for his friend. Another time I was tattooing three women on a girls night out, I suppose the older one was one of the mothers, she decided a tattoo was too expensive but also took the entire contents of the jar leaving just one behind as if I wouldnβt notice. Classic fat guy, I wonder if he's in the union? |
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 5, 2023 19:59:09 GMT -5
The lunch thing reminds me of this fat fuck I used to work with who walked by this womanβs desk on Valentineβs day and started eating the chocolates her boyfriend sent her while she was at work, when she yelled at him he apologized and told her he thought she put them out for everyone to just come by and grab five or six. βfive or sixβ |
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jul 5, 2023 20:01:58 GMT -5
The lunch thing reminds me of this fat fuck I used to work with who walked by this womanβs desk on Valentineβs day and started eating the chocolates her boyfriend sent her while she was at work, when she yelled at him he apologized and told her he thought she put them out for everyone to just come by and grab five or six. βfive or sixβ dudes rock |
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Jul 5, 2023 21:02:46 GMT -5
People who eat other peoples lunches at work Absolute MADNESS. So fucking weird. Someone wen't in the fridge at work (so they started at the "DO NOT STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD" memo), took my food with my name on it, and took one bite out of everything. Just why. This is what guns were made for. |
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Post by AL on Jul 5, 2023 21:08:18 GMT -5
Honestly my favorite part of going to the office is trying all the different food people brought in that day
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Post by j (in a good way) on Jul 6, 2023 10:52:49 GMT -5
The lunch thing reminds me of this fat fuck I used to work with who walked by this womanβs desk on Valentineβs day and started eating the chocolates her boyfriend sent her while she was at work, when she yelled at him he apologized and told her he thought she put them out for everyone to just come by and grab five or six. I have a jar of candy at work for people to grab a lollipop out of while they wait. More than one time a fat guy has sat down next the the jar and continually are them one after the other while waiting for his friend. Another time I was tattooing three women on a girls night out, I suppose the older one was one of the mothers, she decided a tattoo was too expensive but also took the entire contents of the jar leaving just one behind as if I wouldnβt notice. When I had an office job I had a candy dish that I filled with Flintstones vitamins a) because they're delicious and b) to make sure everyone was getting their vittys and minnys |
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Post by somemistakes on Jul 6, 2023 18:38:34 GMT -5
Someone wen't in the fridge at work (so they started at the "DO NOT STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD" memo), took my food with my name on it, and took one bite out of everything. Just why. Yooooo, who did you hurt at work? ORRRR who do you work with that would think this is a good practical joke? [br It was after I had just started, too. I was going to straight up make a sandwich and put something gross in it, but I found out a staff got fired for putting dishsoap in their coffee creamer and poisoning the dude we now call "Bubbles". And no, he wasn't there that day, so I have NO idea who did this. I've narrowed it down to about three people. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2023 18:46:01 GMT -5
Honestly my favorite part of going to the office is trying all the different food people brought in that day When I worked at Best Buy you know I was eating everyone's lunch in the fridge |
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Post by pbcookies on Jul 6, 2023 21:33:02 GMT -5
Honestly my favorite part of going to the office is trying all the different food people brought in that day When I worked at Best Buy you know I was eating everyone's lunch in the fridge When I was about 20 I had a friend that took a job at Toys-R-Us. He worked with this weird dude and had a bunch of funny stories about him, but this is the only one that stuck with me: My friend was on his lunch break and was eating hummus with a bag of carrots. His coworker peeks his head in the door of the break room, Three Stooges style, and goes, "Carrots, huh? Gotta love the baby cut!" and then disappears Think about this every single time I buy a bag of BCCs |
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Post by theywalkedinline on Jul 8, 2023 9:06:21 GMT -5
Long neck for peeking around corners, and loves carrots. That was definitely Geoffrey.
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Post by pbcookies on Jul 8, 2023 9:14:26 GMT -5
"gotta love the baby cut!" still has the power to make me laugh nearly 20 years later
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Post by jonsetsfire on Jul 8, 2023 9:31:14 GMT -5
Yooooo, who did you hurt at work? ORRRR who do you work with that would think this is a good practical joke? [br It was after I had just started, too. I was going to straight up make a sandwich and put something gross in it, but I found out a staff got fired for putting dishsoap in their coffee creamer and poisoning the dude we now call "Bubbles". And no, he wasn't there that day, so I have NO idea who did this. I've narrowed it down to about three people. There was no malice, then. It was clearly a case of being put down. Now it's up to you to find out which work-gang you're in. |
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Jul 8, 2023 9:32:46 GMT -5
The lunch thing reminds me of this fat fuck I used to work with who walked by this womanβs desk on Valentineβs day and started eating the chocolates her boyfriend sent her while she was at work, when she yelled at him he apologized and told her he thought she put them out for everyone to just come by and grab five or six. It's not enough that this dude thinks that a colleague's (obviously personal) Valentine's Day chocolates are up for grabs. He also thinks that he's entitled to not just one piece, but, like, a fifth to a quarter of the entire fucking box. Some people. Edit: That's where you go full Catholic school and bruise the fucker's knuckles with a ruler. |
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Post by Tstigz on Jul 8, 2023 9:35:33 GMT -5
A guy passed me on the interstate the other day with his front windows rolled up and his back windows rolled down all the way. That awful womp womp wind sound must have been insane. He drove like that for miles the whole time I could see him. I later passed him as he was pulled over on the side of the intestate peeing
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Post by pbcookies on Jul 8, 2023 12:31:54 GMT -5
A guy passed me on the interstate the other day with his front windows rolled up and his back windows rolled down all the way. That awful womp womp wind sound must have been insane. He drove like that for miles the whole time I could see him. I later passed him as he was pulled over on the side of the intestate peeing please tell me his pants were all the way down around his ankles |
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Post by j (in a good way) on Jul 8, 2023 12:50:16 GMT -5
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