Percussionist Foster Grant
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32" inseam??
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jun 13, 2023 0:03:02 GMT -5
Briefly dated a bartender in college who made us a drink called a Mind Eraser one night before heading to some shitty warehouse rave, and I'm pretty sure she just straight up roofied us.
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Bussy Drippens
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Jun 13, 2023 1:04:38 GMT -5
nuggers won getting my ass fucked atm
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jun 13, 2023 1:51:09 GMT -5
Mind Eraser is the cleanest high.
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animalnitrate
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Post by animalnitrate on Jun 13, 2023 6:42:46 GMT -5
My all time favorite one star yelp review I've ever received:
I ordered an apple martini and the bartender said "Nope, because it's not the 90s"
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Jun 13, 2023 10:46:11 GMT -5
Briefly dated a bartender in college who made us a drink called a Mind Eraser one night before heading to some shitty warehouse rave, and I'm pretty sure she just straight up roofied us. taylorm ass post
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jun 13, 2023 10:49:17 GMT -5
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Jun 13, 2023 11:20:10 GMT -5
how much you guys making in an average shift and what are the hours you tend to work? you guys think tipping will ever become a thing of the past?
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Top Rope Swanton
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these muchachos know what's up
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on Jun 13, 2023 11:35:00 GMT -5
atm in this context is “at the moment”, “ass to mouth”, “automated telling machine”, or all 3?
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jun 13, 2023 11:50:26 GMT -5
how much you guys making in an average shift and what are the hours you tend to work? you guys think tipping will ever become a thing of the past? I’m retired now, but at my last job I was making $200-$300 working 3-12ish, three times a week. Not great per hour, but min wage was $15. My last night bartending (also the last night of that bar being in business) I walked with $950, which was a PR.
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Bussy Drippens
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Jun 13, 2023 11:58:00 GMT -5
my boss understaffed the place because “there’s some sort of basketball thing going on downtown, we’ll probably be dead.” i told her that was extremely unlikely but she’s from Canada and didn’t quite grasp the significance of our team winning an NBA championship for the first time in franchise history.
i ended up getting called back in while completely drunk to help her bartend. rocked it tho
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animalnitrate
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Post by animalnitrate on Jun 13, 2023 12:47:50 GMT -5
how much you guys making in an average shift and what are the hours you tend to work? you guys think tipping will ever become a thing of the past? I'm salaried management now, but my Sunday afternoon bartending shift I work is generally $250-$400 depending on the crowd. My last Sunday was over $700 which was a pleasant surprise for a shift I got to leave at 9pm. My shifts now are usually 11am to 8pm, but when I was bartending full time I was generally 8pm to 4am with an hour of closing work afterwards. I hope tipping never goes away because without it, good bartenders go away. No one who can handle this job and do it well is going to do it for like $22.50/hr.
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Jun 13, 2023 13:16:38 GMT -5
how much you guys making in an average shift and what are the hours you tend to work? you guys think tipping will ever become a thing of the past? I’m retired now, but at my last job I was making $200-$300 working 3-12ish, three times a week. Not great per hour, but min wage was $15. My last night bartending (also the last night of that bar being in business) I walked with $950, which was a PR. fucking hell. i've never made more than like 300 for a shift
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Jun 14, 2023 9:16:38 GMT -5
anybodies hands absolutely fucked? i have to put on 5 bandaids on my fingers atm because they look like they have leprosy. they weep a sticky clear liquid, they're disgusting. gotta stop itching them
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Jun 14, 2023 11:58:18 GMT -5
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codync
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i go ham on the cheez-its
I'm from north carolina bitch!!!
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Post by codync on Jun 14, 2023 12:01:56 GMT -5
dog what the fuck
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codync
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i go ham on the cheez-its
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Post by codync on Jun 14, 2023 12:02:13 GMT -5
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Jun 14, 2023 12:06:18 GMT -5
imagine what it feels like getting jameson and lime juice on that. thats also the best its been in a week
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Bussy Drippens
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Jun 14, 2023 12:20:19 GMT -5
JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST
that is the worst case of bar rot i’ve ever seen
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jun 14, 2023 12:24:06 GMT -5
imagine what it feels like getting jameson and lime juice on that. thats also the best its been in a week Bro get some A+D ointment on that asap. Try a tea trea oil if it’s fungal, but it looks like it might just be the constant moisture.
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jun 14, 2023 12:49:35 GMT -5
cut it off.
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Jun 14, 2023 12:51:53 GMT -5
imagine what it feels like getting jameson and lime juice on that. thats also the best its been in a week Bro get some A+D ointment on that asap. Try a tea trea oil if it’s fungal, but it looks like it might just be the constant moisture. im gonna wear gloves until they improve then smash the working hands cream on them. i think alot of it is cuz i wake up in the night scratching. if not ill get a and d for sure
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stiffbreeze
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Post by stiffbreeze on Jun 14, 2023 12:53:10 GMT -5
goddamn, best of luck with that
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jun 14, 2023 12:54:00 GMT -5
are you allergic to nickel?
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Tstigz
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Hope everyone is doing well and having a nice day
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Post by Tstigz on Jun 14, 2023 13:05:16 GMT -5
Username checks out, Jesus
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Jun 14, 2023 13:07:29 GMT -5
are you allergic to nickel? not sure actually
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Jun 14, 2023 13:07:42 GMT -5
y?
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jun 14, 2023 13:11:21 GMT -5
My hands have definitely looked like that. Keep those puppies wrapped up with ointment or lanolin at night, and use O’Keeffe’s night treatment as maintenance after they heal up a bit. Wear gloves at home for tasks where you’ll need to wash your hands.
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Jun 14, 2023 13:12:21 GMT -5
okeefes is good shit!
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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mouth of the south wanted a title so here it is
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Jun 14, 2023 15:04:31 GMT -5
That finger looks like you peeled the skin off an orange.
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Bussy Drippens
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Jun 15, 2023 16:34:36 GMT -5
working the nuggets parade, might turn into a double. somehow no pukers - i renamed the batched Green Tea Shot the Golden Nugget and increased the price by a dollar. we sold all of it
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