Bussy Drippens
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Jun 15, 2023 23:46:10 GMT -5
the old black dude Ron who lives in his Crown Vic done gave me shroomage
the voice 3. speech does not comprehend human laughter
edit: ron FUCKS
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Jun 16, 2023 11:25:46 GMT -5
working the grand prix in montreal. fuck tonne of yanks. 100 dollar walk out from some fucking losers, I knew they were gonna do it but was too busy to babysit. made ok money though...
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Jun 16, 2023 11:27:24 GMT -5
also find it funny how every single bar you work at the GM or BM does things differently. i've been scoffed at so many times for asking normal questions, "oh you put a stir stick in your negronis here?" "uh, yeah duh" "oh cuz i've literally NEVER seen that before fuck me for asking". not enough ice in stirer, too much etc. so much shit that doesn't make a huge difference to anything.
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Bussy Drippens
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Jun 19, 2023 16:52:57 GMT -5
sitting at an empty bar with one of my everyday regulars, a kindly old gay (in a good way) who drinks tanqueray all day, blasting classical music on the jukebox
issa vibe
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jun 20, 2023 1:11:45 GMT -5
I miss constantly getting phone numbers from babes (humble brag). I would never call them, of course, because it would soon become clear that the big personality I put on behind the bar was merely very convincing acting.
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Jun 20, 2023 2:49:33 GMT -5
You should have called them thatโs how I met my bf lmao
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Jun 20, 2023 2:50:12 GMT -5
He always filled my wines right to the brim ๐งก
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Mr. Dingle Foot
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Jun 20, 2023 5:22:43 GMT -5
You should have called them thatโs how I met my bf lmao please do not encourage adultery.
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Bussy Drippens
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Jun 24, 2023 14:51:43 GMT -5
Last night my friend pulled his nut out at the bar and asked me to use my tazer on it. I zapped his little Mexican nut in front of a full bar
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jun 24, 2023 15:01:29 GMT -5
Last night my friend pulled his nut out at the bar and asked me to use my tazer on it. I zapped his little Mexican nut in front of a full bar Tstigz get in here, bud.
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Jun 24, 2023 15:13:50 GMT -5
Yum I love beers and roasted nuts
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Bussy Drippens
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Sept 5, 2023 14:17:53 GMT -5
from my work group chat
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Sept 5, 2023 14:20:51 GMT -5
Maybe narckniferโs place of work is looking to hire Lyle
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nhf
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Post by nhf on Sept 5, 2023 20:37:16 GMT -5
Customer-can I get a taxi? Me-sure I turn to my then fiancรฉ now wife-whatโs in a taxi?
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I donโt drink and have never bartended in my life so I didnโt fucking know. Also we donโt call people cabs just go outside and get one. I still get shit for this to this day and it was almost 10 years ago.
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Sept 5, 2023 20:44:04 GMT -5
I ordered a rum&coke with no ice and the bartender asked if I was european
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Sept 5, 2023 20:50:24 GMT -5
I ordered a rum&coke with no ice and the bartender asked if I was european Fair dinkum, amirite?
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Ian McFly
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Post by Ian McFly on Sept 5, 2023 20:59:12 GMT -5
this guy was an investor at the bar i worked at in my early 20s, and he thought that gave him the right to come in and drink double jack and cokes all night and treat us like sub-humans
one night after many pints of that poison he was passed out and we tried to call him a cab... he violently refused and insisted on walking home in a snowstorm
somewhere along the way he had a heart attack and we all laughed about it the next day (except him, he was in the hospital)
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Sept 5, 2023 21:01:42 GMT -5
ive never worked at a bar but i think i would like it and then subsequently hate it
please share tips on how to be the best bar patron
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Ian McFly
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Post by Ian McFly on Sept 5, 2023 21:14:39 GMT -5
don't snap, wave or yell at the bartender for a drink
don't order cocktails when it's crazy busy
don't BYOB to a place that only sells booze
don't stand in the spot at the end of the bar where the barback needs to get in and out
don't steal rolls of toilet paper, i will catch you
don't come back behind the bar to the wash sink and turn off the water while i'm washing glasses and say water waste just makes you crazy
don't smash the pumpkins that were put up as halloween decorations
don't have a mental breakdown on valentine's day and hide in the bushes out back where people like to pee
don't puke on the floor and try to hide it under the furniture... or on the dj equipment when you were a foot away from the front door
don't smoke crack or shoot up in the bathroom and leave your nasty bloody tissues everywhere
don't start a fight out front by taking off your belt and whipping the other guy
DO lose your cash and drugs and cool clothes so they can be found and re-homed at the end of the night
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Post by โ๐ถ๐ๅ๐ฮทฤฎ๐แดแ on Sept 5, 2023 21:15:23 GMT -5
I briefly bartended weddings and mostly it rocked. Got paid an hourly wage + tips. One time this young woman drank a whole bottleโs worth of simple syrup for tequila lemonades or whatever and she tipped $5, and that was not cool.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Sept 5, 2023 22:13:29 GMT -5
don't start a fight out front by taking off your belt and whipping the other guy Was with you until this. That is a top 5 way to start a fight AND it's out front! I feel llike most of the answer is just understand your environment, treat your servers like people and tip accordingly. Plus don't ask for all your options, ask for what you want or what they have like it.
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Sept 5, 2023 23:06:59 GMT -5
Worked a wedding this past weekend. There was supposed to be an Oktoberfest event at the bar this upcoming weekend, but it got cancelled.
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Sept 5, 2023 23:07:43 GMT -5
from my work group chat I would snap at Lyle.
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Ian McFly
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Post by Ian McFly on Sept 5, 2023 23:42:14 GMT -5
don't start a fight out front by taking off your belt and whipping the other guy Was with you until this. That is a top 5 way to start a fight AND it's out front! I feel llike most of the answer is just understand your environment, treat your servers like people and tip accordingly. Plus don't ask for all your options, ask for what you want or what they have like it. lol yes it's definitely one of my favorite fights i've ever seen, but it sucked because i was taking a cigarette break and ended up having to step into a fight that originated at the bar next door and landed on our doorstep
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Sept 6, 2023 0:15:15 GMT -5
Customer bought a Mercedes branded wallet in last week, said it fell off the roof of a car as it left the garage next door. We opened it and it had about 15 grams of blow and some money in it. I should of not said shit but I told everyone because I'm a fucking big mouth. Left the blow in the office (it's disappeared) but put the cash in tips because I'm a man of the people
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stiffbreeze
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Post by stiffbreeze on Sept 6, 2023 12:07:56 GMT -5
from my work group chat 1) Nob Gawblin - fuckin lol, solid potential user name 2) I really want to know Lyleโs story arc
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Sept 6, 2023 12:09:43 GMT -5
How many times has Lyle shit at the bar?
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Sept 6, 2023 12:16:00 GMT -5
I woke up to a bartending stress dream last night. I havenโt bartended in seven years. Itโs fucked up, man.
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mytummyisfull
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Post by mytummyisfull on Sept 6, 2023 13:05:02 GMT -5
My bar is a fucking anomaly. Weโre pretty much the only cocktail bar in town that just serves drinks, no food. Itโs all high volume too. And we do all the classics, modern classics, tiki, vodka sodas, you name it. 8 hour closing shifts kick my ass but itโs a great vibe and I love everyone I work with.
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Bussy Drippens
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Sept 12, 2023 12:13:35 GMT -5
from my work group chat 1) Nob Gawblin - fuckin lol, solid potential user name 2) I really want to know Lyleโs story arc Lyle is a seven foot tall cigar store Indian who is a direct descendant of Chief Black Elk and one of the only 150 Marines to be wounded during the invasion of Grenada. As far as Iโm concerned, heโs earned the right to shit his meal at the bar - just not on my shift. The last time he shit hisself someone asked him if he did, so he put his hand down his backside and scooped out a big glob of doodoo, looked at it, and started vomiting all over it, Cool guy backed hard I worked a double yesterday, opened this morning, my feet hurt. Who can recommend good sneakers for this sort of shit? The Vans are not cutting it
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