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Post by Perm’d by God on Aug 16, 2023 12:02:49 GMT -5
Regardless, 95% of the posters in this thread agree with Chalie. Try to live with that If we are being truthfully honest the only guy that seemed like he was OK in the movie was America Ferrera's husband and even he was bumbling and fumbling his Spanish over a Duolingo app. With that said, it's a movie about women duh so the guys really don't matter in a Barbie movie. They deliberately made the corporate board exclusively male |
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Aug 16, 2023 12:04:12 GMT -5
Actually the more I think about the movie it would have been nice to see a MALE FATHER FIGURE playing dolls with his daughter either during the flashback scene or in the actual movie. Greta and Noah dropped the ball on smashing gender normities. I know if I had a daughter I would have no issues playing with dolls with her.
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Post by Cholo Molester on Aug 16, 2023 12:05:33 GMT -5
let's pray this never happens, for your hypothetical daughter's sake. |
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Post by Perm’d by God on Aug 16, 2023 12:06:36 GMT -5
Also, “bumbling and fumbling” over the the duolingo app is something I personally related to, but I guess some racist ass towheaded clown wouldn’t understand
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Aug 16, 2023 12:06:46 GMT -5
If we are being truthfully honest the only guy that seemed like he was OK in the movie was America Ferrera's husband and even he was bumbling and fumbling his Spanish over a Duolingo app. With that said, it's a movie about women duh so the guys really don't matter in a Barbie movie. They deliberately made the corporate board exclusively male The executive board storyline was completely pointless. I had to tell myself "oh that's right, Will Ferrell and his mindless goons are in this movie again." |
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Post by tandoori jones on Aug 16, 2023 12:07:49 GMT -5
chalie would def be rocking a “girldad” shirt with some fresh new balances
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Post by Perm’d by God on Aug 16, 2023 12:07:52 GMT -5
“This movie was for women obviously”
“This movie didn’t feature men who represent my fantasies about the children I wont have”
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Aug 16, 2023 12:08:08 GMT -5
let's pray this never happens, for your hypothetical daughter's sake. Why? I would have no issue helping her paint her nails, brushing her hair, or playing in her doll house sipping tea. |
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Post by nastyy on Aug 16, 2023 12:10:52 GMT -5
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Aug 16, 2023 12:11:35 GMT -5
Anyways sorry for my thoughts, go see the Barbie movie!
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Post by 𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 on Aug 16, 2023 12:12:38 GMT -5
let's pray this never happens, for your hypothetical daughter's sake. Why? I would have no issue helping her paint her nails, brushing her hair, or playing in her doll house sipping tea. way to enforce gender norms twu you sexist piece of shit |
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Post by Perm’d by God on Aug 16, 2023 12:16:50 GMT -5
Anyways sorry for my thoughts, go see the Barbie movie! That women can only serve as a mirror that reflects your own desires, aspirations, and ideals is probably part of your general dating life problems. |
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 16, 2023 12:17:41 GMT -5
Barbie was originally modeled after a gag gift sex doll that was sold in German smoke shops back in like the 40's. The more you know right? It's apparently a well made movie with the intent of pushing Barbie summer beach house with helipad to small children much like Star Wars is now just to pump out toys to small children and nerds. I don't know what the big deal is. From anyone's perspective. If your gonna complain about corporations making movies to push plastic junk than you better start pissing in Marvels coffee pot too.
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Post by Perm’d by God on Aug 16, 2023 12:18:41 GMT -5
The Barbie Movie was infinitely better than any Marvel movie, come on
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 16, 2023 12:21:09 GMT -5
Marvel movies fucking blow.
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Post by itii on Aug 16, 2023 12:22:46 GMT -5
Regardless, 95% of the posters in this thread agree with Chalie. Try to live with that Chalie has plenty of broad and benign apinions that people agree with. It's when he keeps talking that things get good. |
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Post by Perm’d by God on Aug 16, 2023 12:23:40 GMT -5
Also, Star Wars always sucked.
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Post by itii on Aug 16, 2023 12:30:07 GMT -5
The dad learning spanish when his kid is 12 seems like it was just there to slide the cesar chavez joke in.
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Aug 16, 2023 12:35:34 GMT -5
Regardless, 95% of the posters in this thread agree with Chalie. Try to live with that Chalie has plenty of broad and benign apinions that people agree with. It's when he keeps talking that things get good. My apinions are well received out in normie land but here on the board where coolness reigns they immediately are shot down |
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 16, 2023 12:37:51 GMT -5
Chalie has plenty of broad and benign apinions that people agree with. It's when he keeps talking that things get good. My apinions are well received out in normie land but here on the board where coolness reigns they immediately are shot down  |
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Post by itii on Aug 16, 2023 12:57:05 GMT -5
Chalie has plenty of broad and benign apinions that people agree with. It's when he keeps talking that things get good. My apinions are well received out in normie land but here on the board where coolness reigns they immediately are shot down There's a couple phenomena that lead people to be mostly agreeable in public and the workspace, to the point that being agreeable is often as (if not more) important than primary job related skills. So, yeah, I don't imagine people offer you much rebuke irl  |
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Post by Perm’d by God on Aug 16, 2023 14:24:09 GMT -5
Chalie has plenty of broad and benign apinions that people agree with. It's when he keeps talking that things get good. My apinions are well received out in normie land but here on the board where coolness reigns they immediately are shot down There is no damn way you are out there in the world, at the workplace saying the shit you do here verbatim. |
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Post by captainsunshine on Aug 16, 2023 14:27:04 GMT -5
good movie
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Post by 𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 on Aug 17, 2023 1:01:15 GMT -5
Barbie was originally modeled after a gag gift sex doll that was sold in German smoke shops back in like the 40's. The more you know right? It's apparently a well made movie with the intent of pushing Barbie summer beach house with helipad to small children much like Star Wars is now just to pump out toys to small children and nerds. I don't know what the big deal is. From anyone's perspective. If your gonna complain about corporations making movies to push plastic junk than you better start pissing in Marvels coffee pot too. not only does this read like it was written by ai but its also wrong |
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Post by anointed on Aug 17, 2023 1:11:00 GMT -5
unlike men, grown women (to my knowledge) aren't out here collecting toys and niche memorabilia in the same fanatical sense. i could be wrong, but i also haven't seen mattel push any new barbie shit at major retailers the way marvel did at the height of the MCU craze. the most i could see them doing is officially license margot robbie barbie tees or something; maybe a pink coffee mug.
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Post by 𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 on Aug 17, 2023 1:12:25 GMT -5
lmao dogg there's so much barbie merch out right now. the dolls have been priced for adults and all sold out instantly (except ken smh)
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Post by anointed on Aug 17, 2023 1:13:40 GMT -5
i didn't mention the dolls because that was kinda obvious. i didn't realize adults were buying them though, but i shouldn't be surprised considering there's probably a resell market for them.
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Post by 𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 on Aug 17, 2023 1:21:23 GMT -5
there's only a resale market because that shit sold out literally in like an hour when it first wen't up. mattel wasn't prepared for this at all. movie cowgirl barbie is $50. furcoat ken is $7fuckin5. they knew they were aiming at adults but they didn't expect this. walmarts got these huge like 8x4ft displays in the middle of their main aisle full of movie merch and they got cleared out. last night i came across this thing shop.integritytoys.com/products/galaxy-girl-poppy-parker-doll.htmland thats not even *that* expensive |
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Post by anointed on Aug 17, 2023 1:26:39 GMT -5
so it this for the same reddit neckbeard contingent that buys funkos, MCU and star wars shit or adult women? feel like i already know the answer
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Post by 𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 on Aug 17, 2023 1:29:29 GMT -5
adult women, gay dudes, teenagers
pretty firmly NOT the marvel/funko people
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